Chat up lines

charity2k4 · Post by **charity2k4** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:59 pm

Your lips look like strawberries can i taste them ..?:-3

God must be sending out a search party for a 'missing Angel' :-4

my favorite animal is p**** can i stroke yours :-3

charity2k4 · Post by **charity2k4** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:01 pm

oops you said best..lol

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:01 pm

You don't sweat much for a fat lass

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:02 pm

Oh Unc'!:wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:04 pm

I am so old, I don't remember what they were now!:wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:05 pm

Pinky wrote: Wow, I bet that one's worked several times!:D

charity2k4 · Post by **charity2k4** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:13 pm

lets do breakfast, you provide the 'fried eggs; and i 'll whip out some sausage

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:16 pm

my brothers always told me the best way to get a girl was to ignore her for most of the evening & be charming to her friends, it will irritate her, she will question herself & then you move in for the kill

it always worked :-2

charity2k4 · Post by **charity2k4** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:20 pm

do you belive in re-incarnation, i do, i'm hoping to come back as your vibrator :-2

Hugh Janus · Post by **Hugh Janus** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:29 pm

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

"Unfertilised, now P*SS OFF!!!" :-3

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:32 pm

Hugh Janus wrote: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

"Unfertilised, now P*SS OFF!!!" :-3

there speaks the voice of experience :wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:36 pm

"You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all my mates that you did anyway".

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:48 pm

Uncle Kram wrote: "You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all my mates that you did anyway".

you know my brothers dont you :sneaky:

annabelle · Post by **annabelle** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:51 pm

Uncle Kram wrote: "You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all my mates that you did anyway".

Hmmm ... that might work ...lol

Hugh Janus · Post by **Hugh Janus** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:57 pm

Do you want an Ice Cream Sundae? Cos if you come any nearer I will crush your nuts!!!

annabelle · Post by **annabelle** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:00 pm

Hugh Janus wrote: Do you want an Ice Cream Sundae? Cos if you come any nearer I will crush your nuts!!!

:yh_rotfl " Makes a mental note to remember that one" .... should I ever need it,

annabelle · Post by **annabelle** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:08 pm

I seem to remember someone saying to me once, "If your legs lead to heaven I'll die a happy man!" ....

How cheesy! ... :wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:52 am

ArnoldLayne wrote:

My name's Arnold, so you know what to scream

I like that!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:35 am

"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them."

"Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus." (perhaps a better homosexual pick-up line)

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:41 pm

Pinky wrote: My name's Luce

Well I hope your last name is Woman

Shweet tatersalad · Post by **Shweet tatersalad** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:04 pm

I love every bone in your body...Includeing mine.

Do you have a map?...because i have been lost in your eyes for hours.

You and me are nothing but mammals,so why don't we do it like they do on the discovery channel.

Hi,do you think you are drunk enough to talk too me yet?

Are your feet sore? because you have been running through my mind all night.

I never used any of these,but what did work for me was a simple Wanna Dance?And I was always clean,groomed and very good at dancing,And always smelled good.And my fav line of all time was You smell wonderful,what are you wearing?.:-4

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:05 pm

Pinky wrote:

Cheeky bugger!:wah:

That's a yes then :wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:03 pm

Shweet tatersalad wrote: I love every bone in your body...Includeing mine.

Do you have a map?...because i have been lost in your eyes for hours.

You and me are nothing but mammals,so why don't we do it like they do on the discovery channel.

Hi,do you think you are drunk enough to talk too me yet?

Are your feet sore? because you have been running through my mind all night.

I never used any of these,but what did work for me was a simple Wanna Dance?And I was always clean,groomed and very good at dancing,And always smelled good.And my fav line of all time was You smell wonderful,what are you wearing?.:-4
Jeez, what a smoothie :wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:10 pm

I love every bone in your body...Includeing mine.

this one's my favorite!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:29 pm

Just came across this one...

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:51 am

Sheryl wrote: Just came across this one...

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

If a guy uses this one

I think he'll go home and have to take care of business himself :rolleyes:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:46 am

Sheryl wrote: Just came across this one...

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
:D :wah:

I like to do that at McDonald's....start putting Mc in front of every word....I'm a McDork, I know......

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:59 am

Pinky wrote: McFabulous!
you're McFunny!! :wah:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:02 am

You are both McNerds.

;)

Shweet tatersalad · Post by **Shweet tatersalad** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:00 pm

cherandbuster wrote: If a guy uses this one

I think he'll go home and have to take care of business himself :rolleyes:

So then he would be seeing the hand-burgler,as you call it.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:37 pm

Shweet tatersalad wrote: So then he would be seeing the hand-burgler,as you call it.

Oh Shweet

You are the witty one

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:14 pm

Sheryl wrote: Just came across this one...

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Don't you mean McMcDonalds?

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:16 pm

:wah: yea that's what i meant. :-3

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:06 am

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought 'he's trying to pull a fast one'.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:15 am

Hamster wrote: I have had:

"Do you have any Yorkshire in you??? You do?? Would you like some more??"

Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww:-5

That was Phil Lynott of Thin Lizzys usual from the stage (except Irish of course)