Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ." Pooooof!
With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into our precious state."
Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".
The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
Pooooof!
PEACE ! !
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~Quoth the Raven, Nevermore!~
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Raven wrote: Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ." Pooooof!
With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into our precious state."
Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".
The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
Pooooof!
PEACE ! !
You know what, I'm going to be very un pc and laugh at that. :wah::wah::wah:
Nice one:)
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ." Pooooof!
With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into our precious state."
Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".
The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
Pooooof!
PEACE ! !
You know what, I'm going to be very un pc and laugh at that. :wah::wah::wah:
Nice one:)
Behaviour breeds behaviour - treat people how you would like to be treated yourself
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Fabulous! I love un pc jokes got any more?
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
anyone need a chuckle?
Raven wrote: Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ." Pooooof!
With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into our precious state."
Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".
The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
Pooooof!
PEACE ! !
If only it were that easy.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ." Pooooof!
With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into our precious state."
Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".
The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
Pooooof!
PEACE ! !
If only it were that easy.
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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Imladris wrote: Fabulous! I love un pc jokes got any more?
Me too! :yh_rotfl Nice one Raven! :yh_rotfl
Hi there Imladris, I think I missed your welcome thread - so Welcome to FG!
What a beautiful name you have! Is it Welsh?
Me too! :yh_rotfl Nice one Raven! :yh_rotfl
Hi there Imladris, I think I missed your welcome thread - so Welcome to FG!
What a beautiful name you have! Is it Welsh?
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Rapunzel,
Imladris is not a Welsh name but it sounds it doesn't it. It is actually from the Lord of the Rings, it is the Elvish name for Rivendell.
Imladris is not a Welsh name but it sounds it doesn't it. It is actually from the Lord of the Rings, it is the Elvish name for Rivendell.
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
anyone need a chuckle?
Imladris wrote: Rapunzel,
Imladris is not a Welsh name but it sounds it doesn't it. It is actually from the Lord of the Rings, it is the Elvish name for Rivendell.
So your Elvish ? I knew it ! He lives :-6
Imladris is not a Welsh name but it sounds it doesn't it. It is actually from the Lord of the Rings, it is the Elvish name for Rivendell.
So your Elvish ? I knew it ! He lives :-6
I AM AWESOME MAN
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Fibonacci wrote: If only it were that easy.
oh yes.
lot of people think so...
oh yes.
lot of people think so...
anyone need a chuckle?
Nomad wrote: So your Elvish ? I knew it ! He lives :-6
I'm not full elf, just have the pointy ears, not imortal sadly. But what I do have in common with most elves is a desire to kill orcs with the gorgeous Aragorn who is not going to marry Arwen and live happily ever after 'cos it's really me he loves.
I'm not full elf, just have the pointy ears, not imortal sadly. But what I do have in common with most elves is a desire to kill orcs with the gorgeous Aragorn who is not going to marry Arwen and live happily ever after 'cos it's really me he loves.
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
anyone need a chuckle?
ACCADUE wrote: oh yes.
lot of people think so...
:sneaky: Maybe we should all get together and make the dream a reality!? J/K:sneaky:
lot of people think so...
:sneaky: Maybe we should all get together and make the dream a reality!? J/K:sneaky:
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
anyone need a chuckle?
Imladris wrote: Rapunzel,
Imladris is not a Welsh name but it sounds it doesn't it. It is actually from the Lord of the Rings, it is the Elvish name for Rivendell.
OMG it's a lonnnnnnnnnnnggggg time since I last read 'Lord of the Rings'!
I loved Rivendell too, what a beautiful place. I also seriously considered calling my son Aragorn - but didn't think he'd appreciate it sadly! Never mind, I still gave him an unusual name and he likes it - maybe I could have got away with Aragorn after all! :wah:
Imladris is not a Welsh name but it sounds it doesn't it. It is actually from the Lord of the Rings, it is the Elvish name for Rivendell.
OMG it's a lonnnnnnnnnnnggggg time since I last read 'Lord of the Rings'!
I loved Rivendell too, what a beautiful place. I also seriously considered calling my son Aragorn - but didn't think he'd appreciate it sadly! Never mind, I still gave him an unusual name and he likes it - maybe I could have got away with Aragorn after all! :wah: