Another one...

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:35 pm

Forget pre-washing...

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minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:37 pm

BabyRider wrote: Forget pre-washing...

Hehe if I didn't think dogs licking my plates was absolutely gross I would find that cute.

My ex friend used to let her dog "pre-wash" errrggghhhh it totally grossed me out and still does. I don't let my dog or cat near the dishes hehehe I know the dishwasher has a perfectly good sani, system but I can't get past dogs licking them.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:43 pm

"But Mom.. I'm a Labrador, i'm STILL hungry"

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LottomagicZ4941 · Post by **LottomagicZ4941** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:03 pm

LOL

Second opinion

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A lady brings her lifeless duck to the veterinarian. He examines the duck and

says "Ma'am, your duck is dead." The lady says "That can't be! Can't you do

something? Maybe he's just in a coma?" The veterinarian goes out of the room

and brings back a labrador retriever. The lab puts his nose to the duck and

sniffs a couple of times and shakes his head. Next, the veterinarian brings in

a cat. The cat hops up on the table and looks carefully at the duck from it's

head all the way to its feet. The cat shakes its head from side to side. The

veterinarian tells the lady "I'm very sorry but your duck is dead." He then

turns around to his computer and prints out a bill for $150. The lady is

appalled at the charge. He says to her "Well, if you would have taken my word

for it I would have only charged you $20. However, with the "lab" tests and the

"cat" scans I have to charge you $150."

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Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:46 pm

abbey wrote: "But Mom.. I'm a Labrador, i'm STILL hungry"Shut the door and turn it on, quick, wash dog and dishes all in one machine. It also slices and dices, it makes mounds of cole slaw!!! All this and a knife set can be your for 24 easy payments of $49.99. And today only, if you include an extra $5.99, you'll recieve a pink and pleasent plastic baby Jesus television light, bringing in better reception and easing eye strain. But wait, if you order in the next 20 minutes you'll also recieve this amazing self cutting hemeroid (sp) tool. Operators are standing by.

greydeadhead · Post by **greydeadhead** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 5:40 am

pre-wash.. I thought that was the WASH cycle.. hmmmmmm..

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:48 pm

"Hey what's the big rush! Dag-nabbitt, I wasn't finished eatin' my supper yet!"