Dr. Phil's wisdom for inner peace

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:16 am

Dr. Phil's wisdom for Calmness in our lives:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a

box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel now.

:p :rolleyes:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:40 am

G'day Cars and Hammy. I had some unfinished business with Brian, the pizza delivery man. And thanks to Dr Phil's inspired advice, I'm now chomping into a large pizza, with a smile on me face... :sneaky:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:42 am

Souns good to me, cars!:wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:44 am

cars wrote: Dr. Phil's wisdom for Calmness in our lives:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a

box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel now.

:p :rolleyes:

genius

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:16 am

:wah: I never left any unfinished bourbon

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:54 am

You can save opened booze? Hell I did'nt know the caps worked again once you removed them.:-5

weber · Post by **weber** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:21 am

AussiePam wrote: G'day Cars and Hammy. I had some unfinished business with Brian, the pizza delivery man. And thanks to Dr Phil's inspired advice, I'm now chomping into a large pizza, with a smile on me face... :sneaky:

Sounds like the unfinished business was good to finish:D I hope so:guitarist

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:01 am

cars wrote: Dr. Phil's wisdom for Calmness in our lives:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a

box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel now.

:p :rolleyes:

:yh_rotfl