Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:37 am

jimbo wrote: where you left it ?

what do you call a fly with no wings ?

a walk

Darn it - you beat me to it! :wah:

You can tell we have kids, huh? :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:51 am

my stepson came home from school with this one

how do you get a fat bird into bed

(me naturally alarmed wondering what he would say)

its a piece of cake :wah: :wah:

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:48 am

Rapunzel wrote: Okie Dokie Okie! :wah:

OMG I love this joke! :wah:
Heeee, loved it.

Can you say Rumplestiltzkin?

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:51 am

weber wrote: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Have you ever gone to joecartoon.com? He is sick but he has a dog with no legs in there. Sicko.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:28 am

Okie wrote: Heeee, loved it.

Can you say Rumplestiltzkin?
Fairer than tha.....fairer tha tha....fairer tha that

I can't say fairer than that :rolleyes:

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:43 am

weber wrote: Where do you find a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter because he couldn't have gotten there?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:09 pm

weber wrote: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
I used to work with a guy who had 2 dogs, both with no legs. He called the one dog "Marlboro". He used to have a drag every night.

The other was good at swimming and he was called "Clever Dick"

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:11 pm

Pinky wrote: My internet might go off in a minute...he wants to tinker about with the main machine:(

I'm not a happy bunny.

Tell him to tinker when you've gone to bed, Pinky.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:26 pm

Pinky wrote: Fat chance of that...I have trouble making myself go to bed!

Have you seen how late I stay here sometimes?:D
Pinky's still on Detroit time :yh_giggle

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:36 pm

Pinky wrote: Fat chance of that...I have trouble making myself go to bed!

Have you seen how late I stay here sometimes?:D

Not really, Pinky. I'm usually in bed.:wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:37 pm

See you all in few days time - hopefully!

Fingers crossed they're quick with my broadband.

Miss you all already :-1 :-4 :-4

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:52 pm

Hamster wrote: Um..Pinkster..there is no point in us going to bed at all when you are here is there???:rolleyes:

Hammy. That sounds like you and Pinky go to bed together.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:53 pm

Betty Boop wrote: See you all in few days time - hopefully!

Fingers crossed they're quick with my broadband.

Miss you all already :-1 :-4 :-4

Betty. Why are you going offline? Can't you stay on until you've got your broadband up and running?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:57 pm

OpenMind wrote: Betty. Why are you going offline? Can't you stay on until you've got your broadband up and running?

I probably will use dial up occasionally but I have so much to do, un-packing, decorating etc etc

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:06 pm

Betty Boop wrote: I probably will use dial up occasionally but I have so much to do, un-packing, decorating etc etc

I was hoping for a minute-by-minute packing and unpacking results broadcast from Cornwall.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:08 pm

Betty Boop wrote: I probably will use dial up occasionally but I have so much to do, un-packing, decorating etc etc
Hurry back my little Cornish pastie :-4

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:20 pm

Uncle Kram wrote: Hurry back my little Cornish pastie :-4

arne't pasties those little sparkling thingies showgirls wear on their boo.... er ah thingies.

didn't know they were made out of corn either

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:24 pm

zinkyusa wrote: arne't pasties those little sparkling thingies showgirls wear on their boo.... er ah thingies.

didn't know they were made out of corn either

Yes, they are. Same word for two different... er... items!!

;)

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:18 pm

Uncle Kram wrote: Hurry back my little Cornish pastie :-4

:wah: Pasty Krammy :rolleyes: :-4

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:20 pm

Hamster wrote: These foreigners eh Betty?? :wah:

Yeah but I'll forgive him!

Bye for now, off to bed. :-4

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:28 pm

I have a runny bunny today! :p

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:13 am

Betty Boop wrote: :wah: Pasty Krammy :rolleyes: :-4

Well I was named after Pasty Cline

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:05 am

Rapunzel wrote: I have a runny bunny today! :p

suzy has one of those it takes batteries

and she loves it i heard her say to her girlfriends she could not live without

her rabbit now

i think its escaped for i cant see it in the garden :sneaky:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:50 am

:-5 :-5 :-5 :-5

My Removal Man Has Let Me Down, He Apparently Has No Staff, Like He Didn't Know That Sooner Than 9.10 This Morning.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:01 am

Betty Boop wrote: :-5 :-5 :-5 :-5

My Removal Man Has Let Me Down, He Apparently Has No Staff, Like He Didn't Know That Sooner Than 9.10 This Morning.

Oh what a bummer Betty! Do you have to delay your move or can you get another removals man?

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:05 am

Hamster wrote: Umm...dont you mean "runny rodent"?

Yup, one of them too! :wah:

My daughter didn't realise and picked him up! Uh-oh! Still, she needed a bath! :wah:

Jimbo, I also have a duracell bunny but he's not a great bunny so he doesn't get petted any more! :p

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:07 am

Rapunzel wrote: Oh what a bummer Betty! Do you have to delay your move or can you get another removals man?

My original removal man says he can do it tomorrow after two, I've just spoken to someone else who may be able to help me today, so keep your fingers crossed for me. I'm so going to march around to the original man and give him a piece of my mind!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:14 am

:wah: Wierd, my home phone is not working, but my broadband is still on!!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:16 am

Hamster wrote: Fingers crossed Betty! Go get him!! :-4

Actually I'm going to ring him tomorrow at 1-45pm and say 'oh, sorry I don't need you now'. Why should I give him any notice.:sneaky:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:20 am

Good luck, Betty!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:39 am

:-4 Sending you *only* the very best, BSquared :-4