spots squeezing

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:23 am

i realise my partner will go mad when she reads this but i need answers so my

personal safety comes second not unlike no i'm not going to get side tracked

what is it with some women and squeezing spots zits blackheads does it go

back to preening cave women or what ,I'm naturally very oiled my skin plus side i look about ten years younger than i am down side i get spots which my partner loves squeezing i mean i have to fight her off of them but all except one of my girlfriends have been avid spot hunters (the one that hated spots would of been mortified to touch even one)

splinters also ,in growing hairs what gives ladies i don't get it

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:28 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I like peeling paint too, though.

Are you still eating that lead paint, too?

Gee Jimbo, I've never done that to a man.

Although I've done many other things to a man -- but that's another whole thread entirely

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:30 am

Zit popping :yh_eyebro :yh_wink ..for a minute there i thought our dear Spot was in trouble .

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:31 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Yeah, you're a dead man.

I've never popped someone else's pimples, but I enjoy peeling someone else's skin after a good sunburn. I like peeling paint too, though.

whilst on holiday snoozie kruger liked to get to know the locals and do a spot of decorating :wah: :wah: :wah:

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:32 am

.............. ps ..yes i like to pin them down and pick pick pick ....his yellows heads of course.

:rolleyes:

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:32 am

ewe gross way TMI!!!!:yh_sick :yh_sick

Supersilly@rse · Post by **Supersilly@rse** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:44 am

EEEWWWEEEE!!!! That's vom-tastic!

I'd puke if I saw someone doing their own, but if they asked me to do that - I too would be MORTIFIED!!!!!

Gross-ness aside - it's actually quite dangeous. I read about a chap who tried to squeeze a spot on his back, and the 'badness' actually got pushed back and got infected and he ended up having to have years of surgery to try to graft skin and tissue back over the gaping hole that was left!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:56 am

Wendybird wrote: I also have this thing that if somebodies label is sticking out of their clothing I have to put it back in. Doesn't matter who it is - a friend - a stranger in a queue - I just HAVE to put that label in!

Oh I agree totally Bendybird

It gets a little embarrassing when it's the underwear tag that's showing, though

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:57 am

Wendybird wrote: Funnily enough the men don;t seem to mind as much! :-2

Yeah

I think they do it on purpose :guitarist

Supersilly@rse · Post by **Supersilly@rse** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:00 am

Jimbo......

I've glanced back through some of your posts and I think you seem to have a nice balance of humour and sensitivty.

You've opened up your heart on a couple of occaisions, and really made people giggle on others.

I think you'd know yourself if you were being out of order.....

SSA

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:46 am

jimbo wrote: i realise my partner will go mad when she reads this but i need answers so my

personal safety comes second not unlike no i'm not going to get side tracked

what is it with some women and squeezing spots zits blackheads does it go

back to preening cave women or what ,I'm naturally very oiled my skin plus side i look about ten years younger than i am down side i get spots which my partner loves squeezing i mean i have to fight her off of them but all except one of my girlfriends have been avid spot hunters (the one that hated spots would of been mortified to touch even one)

splinters also ,in growing hairs what gives ladies i don't get it

HE IS SOOOOO DEAD Yes I admit it i lurve picking, i know it's gross but i just can't help it. I really do love doing an extraction facial, just think i can pick and get paid for it

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:14 am

Jimbo you are soooooo busted, let us know if you survive the night..

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:16 am

Wow

This is getting grosser by the minute

Who's next?

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:43 pm

guilty zit popper

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:06 pm

Sheryl wrote: guilty zit popper

nearly every women i know is a spot getter

i put it too you women of the forum some of you are closet zit zappers

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:15 pm

jimbo wrote: i put it too you women of the forum some of you are closet zit zappers

well that might be me

but only on myself -- honest! :p

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:16 pm

cherandbuster wrote: well that might be me

but only on myself -- honest! :p

probably beauty spots

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:14 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: When I met Spot in may I thought it pertinent to shake his hand as this was our first meeting. I think I know him well enough now to squeeze him

I think I shocked Spot and squeezed him upon first meeting.... oooo and I may have done a repeat squeeze when I saw him last in London as well.....hmmmmmmmmmm Spot squeezing for me was rather pleasant.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:03 am

minks wrote: I think I shocked Spot and squeezed him upon first meeting.... oooo and I may have done a repeat squeeze when I saw him last in London as well.....hmmmmmmmmmm Spot squeezing for me was rather pleasant.

please no more info spot squeezing normally results in a nasty mess on the sqeezee's hands and leaving the squeezed in pain and red and swollen

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:10 am

jimbo wrote: please no more info spot squeezing normally results in a nasty mess on the sqeezee's hands and leaving the squeezed in pain and red and swollen

Oh heaven forbid I don't think I left our spot red and swollen:-3

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:23 am

All this spot squelching chatter (ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!) reminds me of a funny story.

I used to belong to a youth group called 18+. When I was a member of the committee we decided to do a series of sketches for our group and the other groups in Hampshire, we called it "The Committee Entertains" Imaginative, huh? :wah:

Anyway, there was a clearasil ad on TV at that time where they drew a side view of a face, with a huge zit on it, on a chalkboard. The presenter then wiped the zit off and redrew the now zitless face and told us this is how we'd look if we all used clearasil.

So we got a member of the audience who had seen the ad, to come up and demonstrate it on stage. A group of us hid behind the curtain and when this person rubbed the zit out we all yelled "SPLAT!" and chucked a bucket of custard over them - so it looked as if they'd rubbed out the spot and got covered in pus!

It was disgusting but very very funny! We had them screaming with laughter and rolling in the aisles - apart from the poor sap who was dripping in custard of course! Tee hee hee!!

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:57 am

Rapunzel, you and your friends were sick....SICK, I tell you! (Who THOUGHT of that?) (Will you come to my next party?) :sneaky:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:28 am

Lulu2 wrote: Rapunzel, you and your friends were sick....SICK, I tell you! (Who THOUGHT of that?) (Will you come to my next party?) :sneaky:

hehehe - no probs! Want me to bring my bucket of custard for a live demonstration? I do a great hedgehog impersonation too! :wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:14 pm

I've known many women.....never one who could impersonate a hedgehog!

I am impressed! (She even brings her own custard!)

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:21 am

Rapunzel wrote: hehehe - no probs! Want me to bring my bucket of custard for a live demonstration? I do a great hedgehog impersonation too! :wah:

fed up with spiking drinks rap moves on to the dessert trolley :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:48 am

Wendybird wrote: I need to know..........................................how do you impersonate a Hedgehog?

for a start you have to spike up your hair .......then :-3 er

if some one talks to you you could roll up into a ball :rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:08 am

Wendybird wrote: Or.......................you could cover yourself in red goo and lie really really flat and be a dead hedgehog?

:wah: :wah: would that not leave you feeling a little run down :wah: :wah:

you really do have a great sense of humour

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:41 am

Wendybird wrote: I need to know..........................................how do you impersonate a Hedgehog?

LMAO! :wah:

You're actually on the right tracks tho (hedgehog tracks....hehehe)

It's a visual joke - you tell your friends you can do a hedgehog impersonation, so they are watching you. (This would have NO impact on an empty room! Duh! hehehe) So you get down on hands and knees and walk along the floor a little and say "live hedgehog", then you lie face down on the floor with your arms stretched out at 90degree right angles to your body and say "dead hedgehog"!

It sounds silly here but when you tell people you can do a hedgehog impression they kinda say "huh?" and then to see you walking along the floor saying "live hedgehog" and then lying down like a squashed hedgehog and saying "dead hedgehog" just creases them up!

Try it at your next Christmas party!