Rules we have but break!

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:07 pm

I park wherever I please. (Not in fire zones) but I'll consistently pull right up to the front of a parking lot and jump out. I know that by the time a tow truck gets there, I'll be gone. Besides, my brother-in-law is the town's tow truck driver and he'll just tow it to my house for me!:D

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:12 pm

I am a fine upstanding citizen and I never ever break any laws. You don't think I'll tell that I jaywalk with a cop in here, do you?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:11 pm

i park wherever i want to also.

....and Peg, you are in a LOT of trouble girl! LOL

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:35 pm

The other day I was stopped by one of our 3 city cops for going 15 in a 5 mph zone. :-2

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:44 pm

Sheryl wrote: The other day I was stopped by one of our 3 city cops for going 15 in a 5 mph zone. :-2
A 5 MPH zone??? Where's that? The kindergarten playground? :wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:46 pm

Jives wrote: A 5 MPH zone??? Where's that? The kindergarten playground? :wah:no, it's the fast lane at OLD GEEZER ESTATES in south florida. :driving:

David813 · Post by **David813** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:32 pm

I have a terrible problem with red lights at deserted intersections in the wee hours of the morning. I drive home very late from work usually and reverse commute; I live in the city and work in an upscale suburb that goes to sleep at 9pm! EVERY single traffic light turns red at approach, regardless of the fact I'm the only schlub in the area not in pajamas. I routinely run them. Though my incredible luck ran out early this month as I blew through yet another suburban red light a police car whizzed out of nowhere and I was ticketed!! $75!!!! I was irate and referred to the officer as a mugger; Hiding in the darkness, stopping the only motorist in miles and taking my hard earned cash. He wasn't very receptive.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:41 pm

Actually it's supposed to be a seasonal speed zone. It's right in front of the baseball park. In the summer when tee ball and little league are going on you do have to drive that slow for all the traffic and little kids.

However at this time of year it's just a street (or to me it is)

I guess Allsups was out of burritoes or something and he had nothing better to do

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:43 pm

I am a biker, and being such means that I am a fine outstanding citizen and obey all laws. And if I see anyone else breaking the law, I often report them to the local authorities.

I also go to church 3 times a week and attend bible classes once a week. In my spare time I dabble in real estate. :-6

Which reminds me, I came accross this sweet deal. This poor guy had to unload a piece of property really fast and I picked it up for a song. I would be willing to pass the deal on to the right person. It's actually a bridge and some property it's on. Ocean front property. In Arizona. Any bidder's????:-3

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:55 pm

Oiy always dropping my kid off at school right smack in front of the sign that so eloquently says.... No unloading children. Hmmm something rebellious about me when I think of my children as a pheckin "Load" ahahahaha

Other than that breaking the law, not if I can help it.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:02 pm

you're all under arrest! (except Bullet who never broke the law

:yh_rotfl )

David813 · Post by **David813** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:02 pm

Even Me???????

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:06 pm

David813 wrote: Even Me??????? especially you! you called the officer a mugger? i'll bet you told him you "pay his salary" too? (one of my all-time favorites)

David813 · Post by **David813** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:13 pm

Ummmm.....actually I did. That must get tiresome but these small suburban departments are just a tad too aggressive. He took his time in his car after he got all my info. OUTRAGEOUS!

RedSoxFan · Post by **RedSoxFan** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:26 pm

David813 wrote: Ummmm.....actually I did. That must get tiresome but these small suburban departments are just a tad too aggressive. He took his time in his car after he got all my info. OUTRAGEOUS!

Why do they take so long? Nothing better to do? I got stuck in a traffic jam the other day, it took over 30 min to move a mile on the highway. When I got up to see what the problem was, there were over 10 cops standing around with their arms crossed laughing and whatever else. There were no wrecked cars around at all, just flares in the middle of the highway and of course the wonderful cops having coffee and doughnuts in the middle of the road.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:16 pm

res ipsa loquitur

Post by **kensloft** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:54 pm

lady cop wrote: res ipsa loquitur
Say what?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:56 pm

kensloft wrote: Say what?hey Kens...if you read the two prior posts....res ipsa is just latin for "the thing speaks for itself".

(or things)

Post by **kensloft** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:22 pm

lady cop wrote: hey Kens...if you read the two prior posts....res ipsa is just latin for "the thing speaks for itself".

(or things)
Carpe die

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:21 pm

Bullet wrote: I am a biker, and being such means that I am a fine outstanding citizen and obey all laws. And if I see anyone else breaking the law, I often report them to the local authorities.

I also go to church 3 times a week and attend bible classes once a week. In my spare time I dabble in real estate. :-6

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:59 am

skittles2004 wrote: I've never braken a law in my whole short lifetime. AND I'm proud of it!

Except for, of course, the laws of grammar.

David813 · Post by **David813** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 12:05 pm

lady cop wrote: res ipsa loquitur
Are you guys using some kind of Demonic code??

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 12:30 pm

I often break the "Dogs must be kept on a six foot leash" law. I do this

because since becoming a 3-legger, my girl pup needs to move in her

own way on her own time, the balance is crucial to her ability to move

forward at all, and the weight of the leash is just enough sometimes to

pull her "off" slightly.

She is very obedient, although she has some hearing loss, she's still

aces with the hand signals (glad I taught her those!) and I figure the

law around here is hardly enforced but if someone did nail me for off

leash, I would just pay up like a big girl.

:yh_sigh