just ask wendy

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:40 am

Hello old gel,;) :rolleyes: :yh_bigsmi hows your lergy

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:42 am

what colour knickers are you wearing ..if any

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:42 am

What is the meaning of life?

If you love something enough to set it free, will it really come back to you?

Have you seen my shadow?

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:42 am

Bendy, do birds have peck@rs? If so where are they located?

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:46 am

Sooo what is bendy wendy having for dinner .

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:47 am

Dear Wendybird, I still have nostagic feelings about my old girlfriend from Glasgow. Are all Scottish girls as good as she was? Or am I just being romantic?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:49 am

what sort of men do you go for and why :-3

how come you jocks are always drunk yet i have never seen one at the bar:sneaky:

unless its my round then they suddenly appear:(

whats it like after 30 years of dominance to have a Scottish team actually doing ok for once

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:51 am

When was the last time you had a shag

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:52 am

what is your favorite postition?

on a football team of course:sneaky:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:55 am

have you ever been accused of being Windy Wendy? :sneaky:

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:57 am

Have you been number 2s today

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:58 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Have you been number 2s today

ewe pants TMI!!:-2

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:06 am

Wendybird wrote: You are just being romantic babes.................

Edinburgh girls are SOOOOO MUCH BETTER! :sneaky:

I have to admit she was quite a girl and I always get a bit misty eyed when I hear some scottish girl saying "Helloooo Youuuuu". But what can you do, life is rarely easy, and never fair, and of course its our own fault. She used to always give out about Edinburgh like a good glaswegian of course, but we always ended up staying there for a while when we were in Scotland, its such a great place, and so pretty.

Hey, these advice type columns can be difficult can't they? Fun though.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:06 am

Are you a posh bird yet or still a wee Scots lassie? :sneaky:

Do you Do Henley?

Do you drink tea and champers with your pinky in the air?

(If you're a posh bird with a big posh house...can we all come and stay?):sneaky: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:13 am

what famouse person do you look like my minds eye says wee jimmy krankee possibly lulu :wah:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:24 am

if life hands you lemons do you..

make lemonade

or

squirt the juice in the eyes of the folks p*ssing you off?

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:24 am

Wendybird wrote: Apparently I look like Annie Lennox!

Good or Bad?

*Am I allowed to ask questions too?*

she's hot when she grows her hair out:D

so you must be hot, oh wait I mean are you hot?

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:31 am

Wendybird wrote: You want a photo dontcha! :rolleyes:

hehehe you have psychotic abilitys bendy..

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:33 am

Wendybird wrote: Hot enough to burn the wings off a bats tadger!

WAIT!

Do bats have tadgers?

or are they teeny weeny little todgers? :sneaky:

after barnacles bats have the largest todgers in preportion to their body size of any animal..

of course i don't know what a todger is so i am being intuitive here

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:35 am

Wendybird wrote: You ready? *sigh* This will be the end of the Bendy............*

Apologies in advance for all the disappointment this may cause........................lol

sizzzle, sizzzle,

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:36 am

Wendybird wrote: You ready? *sigh* This will be the end of the Bendy............*

Apologies in advance for all the disappointment this may cause........................lol

Could you possibly bend over a little more?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:37 am

Wait I meant . Ohh nice pic.

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:37 am

YZGI wrote: Could you possibly bend over a little more?

:yh_rotfl

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:46 am

Wendybird wrote: No!

Then I FALL over!

I bet you bounce right back up.:-3

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:47 am

Wendybird wrote: Oh Dear God!!!!!

Will somebody remove the Bat from the barbecue!!!!!! He's gonna spoil the steaks!

i'm feeling a bit faint now:-3

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:01 pm

Wendybird wrote: Who is faint?

Is she a new FG member?

hey we're asking the questions around here!!;)

now then just how big are these two friends of yours?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:07 pm

Does it hurt when people pick you up by you wings?:)