Two hard boiled eggs and a banana
Two hard boiled eggs and a banana
you's a dork.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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Crème brûlée
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Two hard boiled eggs and a banana
SnoozeControl wrote: I had just paid for my lunch, and was standing around in the cafeteria waiting for my BLT. Right after I shifted the banana and two hard boiled eggs to my left hand so I could carry the sandwich in the right, I noticed some men smiling/snickering at me. I didn't realize why until a few minutes later when I looked down and noticed what the banana and two eggs resembled.
Think about it.
They thought you ate a lot for lunch?
Think about it.
They thought you ate a lot for lunch?
Two hard boiled eggs and a banana
SnoozeControl wrote: I had just paid for my lunch, and was standing around in the cafeteria waiting for my BLT. Right after I shifted the banana and two hard boiled eggs to my left hand so I could carry the sandwich in the right, I noticed some men smiling/snickering at me. I didn't realize why until a few minutes later when I looked down and noticed what the banana and two eggs resembled.
Think about it.
I was gona go to bed, but I had a shower so I'm wide awake again. Thats a lovely thought snooze, beautiful. Any incidents with the BLT?
Think about it.
I was gona go to bed, but I had a shower so I'm wide awake again. Thats a lovely thought snooze, beautiful. Any incidents with the BLT?
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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Two hard boiled eggs and a banana
SnoozeControl wrote: I had just paid for my lunch, and was standing around in the cafeteria waiting for my BLT. Right after I shifted the banana and two hard boiled eggs to my left hand so I could carry the sandwich in the right, I noticed some men smiling/snickering at me. I didn't realize why until a few minutes later when I looked down and noticed what the banana and two eggs resembled.
Think about it.
They were Gay
did they run off together to watch Brokeback Mountain after that?
Think about it.
They were Gay
did they run off together to watch Brokeback Mountain after that?
Two hard boiled eggs and a banana
SnoozeControl wrote: Of course! I was shoveling the sandwich into my mouth when the lovely young foreman I'm now working with came around the corner of my cubicle and saw me with my bulging cheeks (facial type) and crumbs dribbling all down my front. He was thoroughly enchanted, as would most lovely young men. I'm sure I'll be in his dreams this evening.
Well your in mine now, sandwich, crumbs and flying suit. Did you hear about the dream I had the other night about the car with the apple pie engine and the fox throwing rocket powered javelins at a sheep dog? Spectacular that was.
Well your in mine now, sandwich, crumbs and flying suit. Did you hear about the dream I had the other night about the car with the apple pie engine and the fox throwing rocket powered javelins at a sheep dog? Spectacular that was.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Two hard boiled eggs and a banana
SnoozeControl wrote: I had a good one a few months back about a talking carp mounted on a wall that somehow sucked me into its mouth, transporting me to another planet. Or something. I blame the pastrami sandwich I had right before bedtime.
I think I remember that one from you being on the physciatrists chair, we never did really work out the fish bit, did we?
I think I remember that one from you being on the physciatrists chair, we never did really work out the fish bit, did we?
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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Two hard boiled eggs and a banana
Galbally wrote: I think I remember that one from you being on the physciatrists chair, we never did really work out the fish bit, did we?
It may have been the pickle, it's just a cucumber soaked in brine......what would Freud think?
It may have been the pickle, it's just a cucumber soaked in brine......what would Freud think?
Two hard boiled eggs and a banana
SnoozeControl wrote: I'm pretty sure you chalked it up to my lingering Danephobia.
Yes, when in doubt I always fall back on the old reliables.
Yes, when in doubt I always fall back on the old reliables.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Two hard boiled eggs and a banana
Crème brûlée wrote: It may have been the pickle, it's just a cucumber soaked in brine......what would Freud think?
Probably something in German?
Probably something in German?
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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Two hard boiled eggs and a banana
Galbally wrote: Probably something in German?
:wah:
:wah:
Two hard boiled eggs and a banana
SnoozeControl wrote: I'm pretty sure you chalked it up to my lingering Danephobia.
Oh I remember now, Denmark-they love herrings, therefore you assoicated Denmark with a carp, which is probably the closest thing you could think of that was related to herrings, and of course you were afraid that the dane-o-phobia would swallow you up. See, I didn't not get a degree in pyschotherapy for nothing.
Oh I remember now, Denmark-they love herrings, therefore you assoicated Denmark with a carp, which is probably the closest thing you could think of that was related to herrings, and of course you were afraid that the dane-o-phobia would swallow you up. See, I didn't not get a degree in pyschotherapy for nothing.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Two hard boiled eggs and a banana
Pinky wrote: Does that mean Snooze has an aversion to Yarmouth people as well? We had a great herring trade here 100 years ago
No, no, just Danish men, but she has done a lot of work on it (I think) and she is probably over it by now.
No, no, just Danish men, but she has done a lot of work on it (I think) and she is probably over it by now.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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Two hard boiled eggs and a banana
Pinky wrote: Does that mean Snooze has an aversion to Yarmouth people as well? We had a great herring trade here 100 years ago
were there pickles involved?
were there pickles involved?