The sounds of urine

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:10 pm

Ghads, made me think of the worst phone call I ever made to a parent of one of my students. He was on his cell, using the facilities-I put my male team leader on the phone when the man kept blabbing to me like nothing was going on! *yuch*

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:11 pm

Is it something to do with the control of the muscle?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:15 pm

Just be glad they can't cause lightening with that storm, snooze..................

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:16 pm

chonsigirl;443474 wrote: Ghads, made me think of the worst phone call I ever made to a parent of one of my students. He was on his cell, using the facilities-I put my male team leader on the phone when the man kept blabbing to me like nothing was going on! *yuch*

Yeah, I hate it when I get a phone call while I'm writing my name

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:19 pm

:wah: Oh Unc'!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:29 pm

SnoozeControl;443471 wrote: Yeah, I know... strange topic. But I just heard my upstairs neighbor going pee at the same time I was. I had a very gentile sounding tinkle while s/he sounded like someone pouring a gallon jug of liquid down the drain.

Why is that? My pee sounds like it's under pressure, but man pee sounds like a gallon of fluid being dumped from the sky. I don't get it.

Could have been clogged up with love junk.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:36 pm

Nomad;443485 wrote: Could have been clogged up with love junk.
Now there's a romantic picture!

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:42 pm

Nomad;443485 wrote: Could have been clogged up with love junk.

I thought men made sure that never happened :sneaky:

weinbeck · Post by **weinbeck** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:27 pm

SnoozeControl;443471 wrote: Yeah, I know... strange topic. But I just heard my upstairs neighbor going pee at the same time I was. I had a very gentile sounding tinkle while s/he sounded like someone pouring a gallon jug of liquid down the drain.

Why is that? My pee sounds like it's under pressure, but man pee sounds like a gallon of fluid being dumped from the sky. I don't get it.

A lot of it is macho - they'll actually TRY to make as much noise about it as possible by aiming for the centre of the bowl where the water is, and in some cases, actually partially retracting the foreskin to make a stronger jet. I've seen blokes do it.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:30 pm

weinbeck;443530 wrote: A lot of it is macho - they'll actually TRY to make as much noise about it as possible by aiming for the centre of the bowl where the water is, and in some cases, actually partially retracting the foreskin to make a stronger jet. I've seen blokes do it.

sue says i must improve my aim i say who aims :sneaky:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:31 pm

weinbeck;443530 wrote: A lot of it is macho - they'll actually TRY to make as much noise about it as possible by aiming for the centre of the bowl where the water is, and in some cases, actually partially retracting the foreskin to make a stronger jet. I've seen blokes do it.

You watch guys having a pee, yyyuuuccckkkk, it's bad enough hearing it :wah:

weinbeck · Post by **weinbeck** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:37 pm

SuzyB;443533 wrote: You watch guys having a pee, yyyuuuccckkkk, it's bad enough hearing it :wah:

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:40 pm

weinbeck;443530 wrote: A lot of it is macho - they'll actually TRY to make as much noise about it as possible by aiming for the centre of the bowl where the water is, and in some cases, actually partially retracting the foreskin to make a stronger jet. I've seen blokes do it.

Ive never even seen foreskin let alone doing tricks with it. So thats what its for then ?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:54 pm

Nomad;443538 wrote: Ive never even seen foreskin let alone doing tricks with it. So thats what its for then ?

Isn't it gift wrapping? :-3

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:57 pm

Uncle Kram;443545 wrote: Isn't it gift wrapping? :-3

Stuck down with what

:sneaky:

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:49 pm

A topic I have never considered. Though the using the phone while going is definatly a guy thing...my husband does it too.

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:49 am

SnoozeControl;443471 wrote: Yeah, I know... strange topic. But I just heard my upstairs neighbor going pee at the same time I was. I had a very gentile sounding tinkle while s/he sounded like someone pouring a gallon jug of liquid down the drain.

Why is that? My pee sounds like it's under pressure, but man pee sounds like a gallon of fluid being dumped from the sky. I don't get it.

Good god woman i worry about you ...what do you do when your really bored ...listen to them having a dump :yh_sigh

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:46 am

I know it's slightly off subject but when I was having my daughter she needed a bit of help coming out so the midwife put in a catheter emptied my bladder and took it away to be measured. She came back and said 'no wonder baby won't come out, that was nearly a litre'

Nearly 12 years later hubby still finds it amusing (sad sod)

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:16 am

Nomad;443538 wrote: Ive never even seen foreskin

Neither have I (two Jewish husbands and all:rolleyes: )

Anyone else here *never* seen foreskin?

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:19 am

Diuretic;444924 wrote: I used to have one. Lost it at 12 years of age. Can't remember a thing about it :wah:

Did you really lose it at 12 years of age?

I have a tendency to be gullible, Di

So please handle me with care

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:30 am

Di

So even though I've never met you

You'd look familiar to me from the waist down

:guitarist

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:32 am

SnoozeControl;444940 wrote: I was 21 before I saw an uncircumcised penis. I was struck by the resemblance to a turtleneck sweater there was.

:wah: :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:32 am

SnoozeControl;444940 wrote: I was 21 before I saw an uncircumcised penis. I was struck by the resemblance to a turtleneck sweater there was.

:wah: I've never seen one, did you get a photo Snooze?

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:34 am

Hey

I was just thinking

Does anyone know

In magazines like "Playgirl" or others with naked men

Are most of the men circumcized or uncircumcized? :-6

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:36 am

cherandbuster;444948 wrote: Hey

I was just thinking

Does anyone know

In magazines like "Playgirl" or others with naked men

Are most of the men circumcized or uncircumcized? :-6

You see both, but most of them are shaved so they look longer, so i've been told :sneaky: :sneaky:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:41 am

Diuretic;444960 wrote: :wah:

Well, all men are created equal of course

*Ahem* Some more equal than others.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:45 am

Accountable;444961 wrote: *Ahem* Some more equal than others.

some have a +and+ which def makes a positive=

some have a -and- which makes a negitive =

I've done both sums :sneaky: :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:05 am

Sorry fellas -

Size matters!!:sneaky:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:05 am

Imladris;444983 wrote: Sorry fellas -

Size matters!!:sneaky:

Girth is important

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:06 am

cherandbuster;444984 wrote:

Girth is important

Oh! yes!!!!:sneaky: :wah:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:08 am

Imladris;444985 wrote: Oh! yes!!!!:sneaky: :wah:

Notice that Ichick used FIVE exclamation points in her post :sneaky:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:09 am

Diuretic;444988 wrote: Ah that;s why people like Girth Brooks!

Ouch! :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:10 am

cherandbuster;444987 wrote: Notice that Ichick used FIVE exclamation points in her post :sneaky:

For good reason but don't tell!!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:13 am

cherandbuster;444984 wrote:

Girth is important

What? I've been working out.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:16 am

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:31 am

Diuretic;445003 wrote: Uh-oh.........girth around the waist as oppose to girth around the.........not meaning the girth going......

Okay I'm out of this one

Heck when did I get all New Age sensitive... :-3

:wah: :wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:59 am

:yh_rotfl