What's with all the sex?

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:28 am

I'm going through all the UK production companies right now and it seems everyone has a history of sex shows. What's up with that? I mean...why so many?

Supersilly@rse · Post by **Supersilly@rse** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:49 am

I'm not sure I understand what you mean - more info please?

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:56 am

Diuretic;445025 wrote: Here's a hypothesis - the Brits are into bonking

At it like knives, all the time. Those that can are quiet. Those that can't, yap!

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:57 am

Supersilly@rse;445024 wrote: I'm not sure I understand what you mean - more info please?

It will take me a bit to retrace my steps but I'll try to get a list that shows what I mean.

Supersilly@rse · Post by **Supersilly@rse** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:00 am

koan;445030 wrote: It will take me a bit to retrace my steps but I'll try to get a list that shows what I mean.

Fabbo!

I promise I'm not going to use it as my christmas list! :wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:29 am

SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Invincible Films. A 4-part studio based 'no holds barred' discussion programme for Channel 4 - a 4 camera shoot.

THE PRINCIPLES OF LUST

104min FilmFour feature film. Premiered Rotterdam Film Festival & London Film Festival 2002. Blast Films. Distributed by Pathe.

Dir: Penny Woolcock

PORNOGRAPHY - THE SECRET HISTORY OF CIVILISATION

World of Wonder - Channel 4

6 x 50min doc series shot on location all around the World about the history of Porn from ancient times through to the 21st Century.

TITTY BANG BANG (sounds suspiciously sexual)

Pett Productions. Pilot, six part series 1 and currently six part Series 2 plus Christmas Special for BBC3. Female led sketch show.

THE TRUTH ABOUT GAY ANIMALS

Presenter-led documentary investigating homosexual behaviour in the animal kingdom and attitudes towards it.

Diverse for Channel Four.

HIDDEN LOVE - SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY

Agenda Productions - Channel 4 - 1 x 50 min

Set in Berlin during the cold war this film tells the story of Romeo spies from the east who obtained secrets by seducing women working for western government. Shot in Germany.

GOOD SEX GUIDE (SERIES 1&2)

Prospect Pictures/ITV Network-7 X 30 Factual Entertainment with comedy sketches.

SEX BC

Optomen Television - C4 / Discovery

3 x 50 mins Post production for series investigating the sexual practices of our ancestors

ANATOMY OF DESIRE

Optomen Television - Channel 4/Discovery

4 x 1 hour major documentary series on the history and science of sex.

WHEN SEX BECOMES AN ADDICTION

Lion Television - Channel 5 and Discovery

One hour documentary shot in the States and the UK about sex addiction

THE SEX INSPECTORS (SERIES 1&2)

Channel 4

Talkback Thames

6 x 45 mins & 8 x 45mins

Tracy Cox offers advice to several couples who are expriencing problems in the bedroom. Sex inspectors is a relationship makeover show

AMATEUR STRIP NIGHT

Channel 5

Freeform

1 x 30 mins (pilot)

Pilot for Channel five late night concentrating on a strip pagent for beginners.

ONE LIFE: MALE, 33, SEEKS PUBERTY

BBC

Maverick Television

1 x 40' observational documentary following the life and treatment of a 33 year old GP who suffers from Kallmann's Syndrome which means he's never achieved puberty.

Reason to suspect:

SPOONS

BRITAINS HARDEST MAN

HEAD JAM (ew)

NAKED IN BLACKPOOL

TUNA HEAVEN (i know, that's bad)

EXTREME MEASURES

UNZIPPED

LET'S STICK TOGETHER

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:32 am

koan;445057 wrote: (snip lots of TV programmes)

Erm.... so?

cars · Post by **cars** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:33 am

koan;445057 wrote: SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Invincible Films. A 4-part studio based 'no holds barred' discussion programme for Channel 4 - a 4 camera shoot.

THE PRINCIPLES OF LUST

104min FilmFour feature film. Premiered Rotterdam Film Festival & London Film Festival 2002. Blast Films. Distributed by Pathe.

Dir: Penny Woolcock

PORNOGRAPHY - THE SECRET HISTORY OF CIVILISATION

World of Wonder - Channel 4

6 x 50min doc series shot on location all around the World about the history of Porn from ancient times through to the 21st Century.

TITTY BANG BANG (sounds suspiciously sexual)

Pett Productions. Pilot, six part series 1 and currently six part Series 2 plus Christmas Special for BBC3. Female led sketch show.

THE TRUTH ABOUT GAY ANIMALS

Presenter-led documentary investigating homosexual behaviour in the animal kingdom and attitudes towards it.

Diverse for Channel Four.

HIDDEN LOVE - SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY

Agenda Productions - Channel 4 - 1 x 50 min

Set in Berlin during the cold war this film tells the story of Romeo spies from the east who obtained secrets by seducing women working for western government. Shot in Germany.

GOOD SEX GUIDE (SERIES 1&2)

Prospect Pictures/ITV Network-7 X 30 Factual Entertainment with comedy sketches.

SEX BC

Optomen Television - C4 / Discovery

3 x 50 mins Post production for series investigating the sexual practices of our ancestors

ANATOMY OF DESIRE

Optomen Television - Channel 4/Discovery

4 x 1 hour major documentary series on the history and science of sex.

WHEN SEX BECOMES AN ADDICTION

Lion Television - Channel 5 and Discovery

One hour documentary shot in the States and the UK about sex addiction

THE SEX INSPECTORS (SERIES 1&2)

Channel 4

Talkback Thames

6 x 45 mins & 8 x 45mins

Tracy Cox offers advice to several couples who are expriencing problems in the bedroom. Sex inspectors is a relationship makeover show

AMATEUR STRIP NIGHT

Channel 5

Freeform

1 x 30 mins (pilot)

Pilot for Channel five late night concentrating on a strip pagent for beginners.

ONE LIFE: MALE, 33, SEEKS PUBERTY

BBC

Maverick Television

1 x 40' observational documentary following the life and treatment of a 33 year old GP who suffers from Kallmann's Syndrome which means he's never achieved puberty.

Reason to suspect:

SPOONS

BRITAINS HARDEST MAN

HEAD JAM (ew)

NAKED IN BLACKPOOL

TUNA HEAVEN (i know, that's bad)

EXTREME MEASURES

UNZIPPED

LET'S STICK TOGETHER

Getting the picture, SEX SELLS!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:25 am

cars;445062 wrote: Getting the picture, SEX SELLS!

more importantly who selling sex :sneaky:

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:39 am

It was amazing when I went back looking for all the sex shows on the CVs how many of the titles looked like sex topics just because I was looking for it. Though some of my "suspicious" listing are kind of a joke.

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:53 am

As a nation we have always had a healthy interest in human behaviour, although at times quite repressed about it. You must have a really filthy mind to find so many so easily.

What kind of production company do you want to work for anyway?

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:58 am

Not the kind with naked people. They never give enough budget for body makeup.

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:00 am

It's a good thing I'm not in Costumes. I'd never find work. :wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:33 am

This is getting crazy.

How To Look Good Naked

Do you want to appear in the next series of How To Look Good Naked?

if so, apparently these guys can help you.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:17 am

do ya'll have the weather women that strip down too? or is that somewhere else? :-2

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:24 am

Thanks Pinky, wasn't sure where exactly that occured. Just remember seeing something bout it on a show on HBO.

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:32 am

I believe I came across the Naked News in there somewhere. It's a UK thing as well.

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:33 am

Naked News Seeks New Home on U.K. Television

LONDON, February 22 /PRNewswire/ -- Naked News (TM) announced today that it has not been able to reach an extension agreement with Sky Channel 235 (Get Lucky TV) to continue broadcasting its daily one-half hour news and infotainment programme in the U.K.

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:08 am

Sheryl;445194 wrote: do ya'll have the weather women that strip down too? or is that somewhere else? :-2

No. It's considered the goose pimples would distract the viewers from the serious matter of the weather.

Yavanna · Post by **Yavanna** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:25 pm

(a) What sex ? and

(b) Where can I get some?

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:50 pm

Sheryl;445199 wrote: Thanks Pinky, wasn't sure where exactly that occured. Just remember seeing something bout it on a show on HBO.

One of the digital channels did it as a novelty attention grabber about 4 years ago.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:57 pm

Yavanna;445291 wrote: (a) What sex ? and

(b) Where can I get some?

Oh Y

That's funny :wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:28 pm

Yavanna;445291 wrote: (a) What sex ? and

(b) Where can I get some?

If you follow that link and become a contestant you'll have trouble fighting them off.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:08 pm

Pinky;445460 wrote: Hey, come out with me one night. As long as you don't mind being hassled by sad desparate idiots you'll be fine:rolleyes:

you mean i'm invited :wah: :wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:15 pm

jimbo;445464 wrote: you mean i'm invited :wah: :wah:

i think he was applying for the role of sad, desperate idiot

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:17 pm

Pinky;445470 wrote: Nah, you're ok jimbo. I'm seriously not kidding though...Boops can back me up on this one! The one desparate nut job in the place always attaches himself to me for some reason! When out in Cornwall I had to threaten to poke the dude in the eye just to stop him doing grindy stuff against me. It still didn't make him bugger off though...then he found us the next night. Doh!:rolleyes:

Oh Pinky remember his mate, he kept weeping on our shoulders, he's back with his girlfriend and kids! Saw him in town the other day, he grinned at me and gave me the thumbs up! I welled up! :wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:18 pm

koan;445474 wrote: i think he was applying for the role of sad, desperate idiot

He's over qualified for that position :sneaky:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:33 pm

Pinky;445481 wrote: Aw!!! That's brilliant! He was a lovely guy, huh?

Glad it all worked out for him.:-6

He was a sweetie, pity about his mate though. :wah: