All of My Future Threads

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:17 am

will require permission to enter. There will be a special knock. Otherwise you can just sit out in the bushes and watch.

Nomad

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:20 am

Nomad

How do we find out the secret knock? :-6

theia · Post by **theia** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:23 am

I'm only here for a few minutes because my ISP still hasn't connected my broadband and I'm paying by the minute...so I'm just going to sneak in (and out again) without permission and without knocking cos I won't be around to be shouted at! Huh!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:27 am

Theia you have a lifetime pass, no secret knock needed.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:31 am

Nomad;449453 wrote: Theia you have a lifetime pass, no secret knock needed.

WHAT ABOUT ME?

theia · Post by **theia** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:32 am

Thank you, dear Nomad, I truly needed that...:-4

See you soon...

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:08 am

cherandbuster;449457 wrote: WHAT ABOUT ME?

Im afraid you'll have to suffer. The way I've suffered.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:09 am

mrsK;449460 wrote: Does a special "Ozzie" jump downturnaroundbring yabeeralong knock count as an entry??????????????????????????:-6 Loveya:-4

Indeed it does, because what he hasn't told you is that it's not a special door you're knocking on..............it's actually a drain hole cover!

So when in doubt...Go Nomad...........and do the jump downturnaroundbring yabeeralong knock on the drain hole cover dance!!!!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:18 am

Dont try and drag me down into your own little private hell sister, Im no sewer rat !

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:18 am

Let's try "knock knock" jokes

Knock knock

Who's there?

Shirley

Shirley who?

Surely you can open the door for me!

Well?:-3

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:22 am

Nomad;449469 wrote: Dont try and drag me down into your own little private hell sister, Im no sewer rat !

Charming! Who kicked your cage ratty? :p

I was only joking - so take a chill pill! :rolleyes:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:23 am

Quick....the doors open....let's sneak in.:sneaky:

Attached files

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:36 am

*knocks on Nomad's head*

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:31 am

how do we go about finding out the secret knock??

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:42 am

Nomad;449463 wrote: Im afraid you'll have to suffer. The way I've suffered.

I feel your pain

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:46 am

tmbsgrl;449537 wrote: so i didn't read the whole thread- where is this " secret Knock":) :p

yes you did

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:48 am

I think the password is swordfish. My hands are presently busy typing, so I cannot knock.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:54 am

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock Knock

WHO IS THERE?

BANANA

Banana who??!!

Knock Knock

WHO's there?

Orange

Orage WHO???!!:-5

Orange you glad I didn't say banana agan!!!

:wah:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:00 am

Marie5656;449557 wrote: Knock Knock

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock Knock

WHO IS THERE?

BANANA

Banana who??!!

Knock Knock

WHO's there?

Orange

Orage WHO???!!:-5

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again!!!

Marie

That joke was so bad that I wouldn't blame Nomad if he never let you in

:p

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:04 am

Aww..c'mon Cher..you have to admit you smiled..just a little. :sneaky:

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:51 am

Well, I was amused by my Knock Knock joke. That is what counts, right?

I like my sig line too. Thanks.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:07 am

tmbsgrl;449587 wrote: no- I didn't & I like your signature!

no you dont

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:12 am

You better let me and LC in or well will hunt you down like your were the Unibomber..

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:13 am

Who was it who said 'I don't want to join any club that would have me as a member'?

Not me....let me in!!

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 1:22 pm

Imladris;449601 wrote: Who was it who said 'I don't want to join any club that would have me as a member'?

Not me....let me in!!

Groucho Marx

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 1:34 pm

Is it a tribal rhythm?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 1:35 pm

(Pam sees the closed door, thinks deeply about the closed door, kicks the bloody closed door down and strides the heck in)

G'day!!!!

Nomie (love that sig pic)!!! Snoozie!! Hammy!!! Cher!!!!!!!!!! MrsK (Go Oz!!!)!! Imladris, Arnold!! Val (always great)!! Marie (love the disclaimer!!)... Carla!!! Lots of my favourite people..

Floppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I've missed you)

And Theia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Girlfriend, I thought you'd shot through!!!)

You Guys... I sat staring at the FG screen last night, thinking it really was time I moved on - came in this morning pretty much for one last look, and hey - I'm totallllllly bowled over. And LadyCop is back...

And the jacaranda trees are in bloom here in Sydney. And the world smells of jasmine and jacaranda.

:-6

I think I may hafta write a limerick!!!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:01 pm

Wanna hear a good knock knock joke?

welcomewagonladies · Post by **welcomewagonladies** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:03 pm

*ringing the front door bell*

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:31 pm

I once was an Avon lady!!!!

(Actually did quite well at it, barf ffffffffffffffffffff)

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:48 pm

im so glad you stayed pam :-4

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:52 pm

AussiePam;449719 wrote: I once was an Avon lady!!!!

I was too, for about a year.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:27 pm

tmbsgrl;449737 wrote: :p Ok so I don't like it... And I don't even care if I don't know your special knock..

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:57 pm

Gosh!!! Marie's knocked up !!!!!! The Avon caper was illuminating!!! I actually learnt a few things about makeup. Having always been a tomboy, this may have done me some good. I made some neighbourhood friends and got some exercise too. Worked out I earned 50c an hour, but I was of course at the bottom of the foodchain (a place I have managed to avoid since.. :sneaky: )

Buttercup - thankyou :-4

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:26 pm

Marie5656;449567 wrote: Aww..c'mon Cher..you have to admit you smiled..just a little. :sneaky:

But *only* because I love you :p

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:33 pm

All of My Future Threads

I can't help it. I wouldn't be AussiePam (or FrenchiePam) if I didn't make a comment here.. grin.. Every time I see that thread title my whole being leaps back into ancient Greece.. The Fates, the Moerai, The Three Wyrd Sisters... of whom Clotho was the random one who spun out all the threads of a person's life.

Okay.. I am now going to catch that ferry, capeesh. (Fates allowing) :sneaky:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:34 pm

tmbsgrl;449737 wrote: :p Ok so I don't like it... And I don't even care if I don't know your special knock..

yes you do

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:36 pm

AussiePam;449677 wrote: (Pam sees the closed door, thinks deeply about the closed door, kicks the bloody closed door down and strides the heck in)

G'day!!!!

Nomie (love that sig pic)!!! Snoozie!! Hammy!!! Cher!!!!!!!!!! MrsK (Go Oz!!!)!! Imladris, Arnold!! Val (always great)!! Marie (love the disclaimer!!)... Carla!!! Lots of my favourite people..

Floppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I've missed you)

And Theia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Girlfriend, I thought you'd shot through!!!)

You Guys... I sat staring at the FG screen last night, thinking it really was time I moved on - came in this morning pretty much for one last look, and hey - I'm totallllllly bowled over. And LadyCop is back...

And the jacaranda trees are in bloom here in Sydney. And the world smells of jasmine and jacaranda.

:-6

I think I may hafta write a limerick!!!

Jasmine and Jacaranda trees. Good things.