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oh yeah?? what if i have a no-knock warrant?? :p
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Nomad;449814 wrote: Jasmine and Jacaranda trees. Good things.


Ain't that the truth... A limerick, with both.. I'll give that some deeeep blonde thought..

jacaranda - panda - miranda.. Mmmmmmmm :sneaky:
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Uncle Kram;449700 wrote: Wanna hear a good knock knock joke?


Yes......
Originally Posted by spot

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Imladris;450001 wrote: Yes......


Ok...you start


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But I don't know the joke.........









........oh hang on, am I being dense again?:thinking:
Originally Posted by spot

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lady cop;449816 wrote: oh yeah?? what if i have a no-knock warrant?? :p


Ooo id be careful he might just be a naked nomad ;)
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pantsonfire321@aol.com;450035 wrote: Ooo id be careful he might just be a naked nomad ;) well the last guy that thought i'd like to see his dangly bits got a shot of pepper-spray in the critical area. :wah:
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lady cop;450037 wrote: well the last guy that thought i'd like to see his dangly bits got a shot of pepper-spray in the critical area. :wah:


Oh

Ain't it good to have LC back? :p :-4
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Pinky;450148 wrote: Hiya!!! Sorry I didn't knock but i saw so many people in here and thought I'd gatecrash:D


Gatecrash??



Are we having a party then?? Huh, huh!! Please, I'll bring a bottle (or three)



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Imladris;450235 wrote: Gatecrash??



Are we having a party then?? Huh, huh!! Please, I'll bring a bottle (or three)



:yh_bigsmi :yh_dance


Hiya Ichick :)

Mind if I join you? :p
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Someone left the doors open, so here I am.
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Knock Knock

Who's there

Nomad

Nomad who

Nomadder what you say, he won't answer the secret knock, knock, whoze dere:-2
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I've just appointed myself official Bouncer of this Thread. Anyone wanna come in, a small donation will be necessary. Plus a modest (or better still immodest) contribution to the Returning Cop Amusement Fund. :sneaky:
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weber;450456 wrote: Knock Knock

Who's there

Nomad

Nomad who

Nomadder what you say, he won't answer the secret knock, knock, whoze dere:-2


Oh dear!!!! Shoot her please LC - but in a sensitive way of course. I haven't had me coffee yet..
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AussiePam;450458 wrote: I've just appointed myself official Bouncer of this Thread. Anyone wanna come in, a small donation will be necessary. Plus a modest (or better still immodest) contribution to the Returning Cop Amusement Fund. :sneaky:


Don't shoot please:sneaky: here da money
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Geesch Weber - yer paying me in ones!!! Grin. But the intention is right. You may pass!!!!!
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Hamster;450465 wrote: Can I pay in um..other ways...?? I'm a little short!!:thinking: :wah:


Um... I don't think I'm susceptible to yer girlish charms, Hammy!!! No disrespect intended. Just git yer stylish patoootie inside and make this party rock!!!



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I wonder i anyone realises this party is actually a Tupperware Party????
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AussiePam;450466 wrote: Geesch Weber - yer paying me in ones!!! Grin. But the intention is right. You may pass!!!!!


dAM,:-5 I didn't see that they were ones. :confused: I thot they were $l,000 bills.:confused: Sorry 'bout dat.:thinking:
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