What's Up BabyCakes SweetiePies!

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:10 am

Nomad;455677 wrote: He only has one nut. I have two. Why settle for half the nuts ?

Come to mama :yh_bigsmi

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:11 am

I shoulda known something wild would follow in LC's wake. :wah:

Nice to meetcha 24. No need to tell you to make yourself at home! :-6

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:09 am

24Hours;455424 wrote:

Cher, I have another question if I may (I am trying to cheer myself back up):

Have you ever fooled around with another woman?

Frankie

Again

The answer is no

But I *have* had 'relations' with two different men in a 24-hour period.

Does that make me slutty enough for you? :p :-4

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:10 am

Hi guys, thanks for the additional welcomes!

NOMAD, YOU HAVE COMPLETED MY INTRO!!

Thanks for showing up! I will sleep on that labotomy offer - sounds great!

I have to really think about changing my avatar, I'm not sure I'm digging the "Lack of two nuts" image I seem to be brewing.

Again, thanks Nomad! I don't understand half your posts but I DO thank you for whatever it is you are doing when you post. :yh_worshp

Sincerely,

24HourNut

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:22 am

According to the sort feature on this Introductions forum, there is only one thread that has had more replies, and 9 more with more views. While I can live with myself on the views part since that was likely built over some time ... I am more concerned about winning the REPLIES factor because that is likely to totally lose steam faster. In other words, if you are going to accomplish anything in the Replies category, you have to do it more upfront.

That's good news because there is only one ahead of me.

I don't appreciate another new member here making an Introduction thread, obviously attempting to thwart my efforts. I said so in their thread and I hop they get the message.

Anyway, thanks for reading the update.

- 24HourNut

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:26 am

cherandbuster;455743 wrote: Frankie

Again

The answer is no

But I *have* had 'relations' with two different men in a 24-hour period.

Does that make me slutty enough for you? :p :-4*LC faints*

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:43 am

LOL, you guys crack me up. Cher, thanks again for the honesty!! Hamster, that was funny (can you give me some tips).

Cher, you've become the shock jock at FG!

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:05 am

I wanna say yeah but I am worried you are going to show something disgusting that's not even you!!!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:27 am

Well, I'm shocked and appalled not to mention very disappointed.

No, no not with the talking of nakedness, threesomes,nuts etc but by the way no-one told me that this is the place to hang out (figuratively speaking of course)

24hours you're barking.......I love it!!!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:05 pm

lady cop;455766 wrote: *LC faints*

LC and Hammy, glad to see I still have the ability to shock you both :p I hate to be predictable!

But when I was in my thirties, I was dating a guy named Phil for a few months while doing the whole 'back and forth' thing with an ex named Steve.

So . . . to add more shock value to my story . . .

I took care (orally if you must know

) of Phil one morning while jumping in the sack later that night with Steve

Now

Does anyone have any more questions for Cher?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:07 pm

so i suppose this means there is no Easter bunny or Santa either??? :-1 :-1 :-1

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:08 pm

:-4 My lovely friend LC :-4

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:16 pm

Hi Imladris!

Hamster, that's a YES *IF* it isn't gross!!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:33 pm

cherandbuster;455929 wrote: LC and Hammy, glad to see I still have the ability to shock you both :p I hate to be predictable!

But when I was in my thirties, I was dating a guy named Phil for a few months while doing the whole 'back and forth' thing with an ex named Steve.

So . . . to add more shock value to my story . . .

I took care (orally if you must know

) of Phil one morning while jumping in the sack later that night with Steve

Now

Does anyone have any more questions for Cher?

They made that into an episode on Gray's Anatomy.

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:49 pm

Hi Accountable.

Cher, I don't have any more questions. Thanks for helping satisfy my guy thing.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:25 pm

cherandbuster;455929 wrote: LC and Hammy, glad to see I still have the ability to shock you both :p I hate to be predictable!

But when I was in my thirties, I was dating a guy named Phil for a few months while doing the whole 'back and forth' thing with an ex named Steve.

So . . . to add more shock value to my story . . .

I took care (orally if you must know) of Phil one morning while jumping in the sack later that night with Steve

Now

Does anyone have any more questions for Cher?

Yes. Where did you and Steve finish in the sack race?

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:12 pm

LOL Hamster - thanks for the pic!

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:52 pm

No .. no .. no more of that!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:13 pm

OMG... I just got into Canberra where I have decent computer access and whadda I find. FRANKIE !!!!! I havent read this whole thread yet, but golly gosh and stone the bloody crows - FG may never be the same. Oh.. yep.. they said that when Pinky arrived.. not to mention Snooozie and LC and hey okay, me too.. :sneaky:

What are we gonna do with you? I'd spank yer delectable botty, but I know you'd just enjoy that and get inspired to misbehave even more creatively.

I'd bust yer balls but hey, they could come in handy on a rainy day, so to speak, so keep em.

I gotta unpack and think deeply ... already the tone of this forum is slipping. Girly pics. Lesbo love... geesch. Next we'll be swapping Martha Stewart recipes for grilling the Queen;s corgies. OOOOOOh man, what a sexy thought!!

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:46 pm

LOL Aussie! Gotta love ya! Well, I don't gotta, but my heart, little Franky Wankie, my one nut, and every brain cell I have tells me to!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:30 pm

:-4 Your one nut av calls strangely to me, Frankie!

Wasn't it Julian of Norwich who held one nut in her pale little hand and immediately went all mystical and contemplativel on us.... declaring.. this one nut is all there is???? !! (I think that was a hazelnut- but who's gonna quibble. A nut is a nut...)

I think Nomad has nuts too !!! Or has someone neutralised and sanitised him again since I've been away and couldn't look after him? Snoozie????? What ya been up to?

Um - okay I can feel a limerick coming on, and this one is not original...

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,

Complacently stroking his madam,

And loud was his mirth

For on all of the earth

There were only two balls---and he had 'em.

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:32 pm

Up to? I've been thinking long and hard about making my avatar have two nuts. I don't think this place is ready for me with a full set. I'm ramping in with one nut. This is not easy for me because where I'm from you're born with one hell of a set.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:34 pm

thinking long and hard

pant pant pant... You Italian stallion !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

S W O O N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Cold shower coming up for AussiePam !!!!! pant pant pant

TWO BLACK WALNUTS

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cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:33 am

Uncle Kram;456103 wrote: Yes. Where did you and Steve finish in the sack race?

Well

He was kind enough not to finish first:p :rolleyes:

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:37 am

Ive never met a man with one nut

:rolleyes:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:22 am

Hamster;456311 wrote: AP...this is a side of you I haven't seen before missy! :sneaky:

:D G'day Hammy!!! Nice to see you up and about, so to speak.. lewd giggle. Yeah, me and Frankie :-4 ... and all the other ladies of course, and a few other blokes. Where he wanders - even with only one nut - it's party time!!! :yh_dance

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:49 am

G'day Pinks!! I kinda like Julian of Norwich - actually popped in to her little hermit chapel relatively recently to pay my respects. Okay she was probably loopy, but in a reasonably stylish way. Boudicca of couse totally rocks.

Memo to self: Never accept a lift from Pinky, except on a broomstick.

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:47 am

How are some of my favorite people in one of my favorite threads?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:08 am

when this thread hits 200 posts, i'm locking YOU up! :yh_devil

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:21 am

Too late! It already has more replies than any other thread in this forum. Not that I was watching, keeping track, noticing, caring, needing, hoping, etc.

Linda - this is a good day for a spanky!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:25 am

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:38 am

lady cop;456485 wrote: when this thread hits 200 posts, i'm locking YOU up! :yh_devil

See Chris Rock thread !!! Lock his ass up now !!!!!

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:32 am

Heh heh heh.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:57 am

:yh_whistl 200 yet...!!!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:59 am

OK someone has to do it.. :yh_whistl lock him up LC.