What Does It Take?

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:41 am

What does it take to get you going in the morning off to work or whatever the daily routine may be.

- An ice cold coca-cola (had one every morning since I was 14 years old) I am now 39 years young.

-before I even move I ask god to give me the strength to get up, and do what I have to do and be a blessing to others.

-Then I go in and get my 15 year old son up for schoold and kiss him on the forehead, and we pray together,

-then it's the ususal.

My doctor told me to give up the coca cola, quite adamately!!!

I said to him "Ya know the tv commercial where the 107 year old russian lady is celebrating her birthday, and it shows a yogurt of a certain brand, insinuating that is why she is 107." How do you know that coca-cola isnt what makes me look 30 years old. instead of 39. ( I didnt let on that its my american indian genes, and the fact I have used Mary Kay skin care since I was 17 years old.

what the heck, I figure let me have my one small vice.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:11 am

Light socket. I stick my finger in it.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:18 am

Pinky;456553 wrote: I never thought of that Nomad...instant big hair, yay!

I normally have a couple of enormous cups of tea and some ciggies, then sing along with the music whacked up in the car on the way.

Go do it right now then come back and tell us all about it. :-6

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:23 am

Pinky;456559 wrote: HEEEEEY!!!!

I'm not falling for that one. I'll do it with Si's finger instead:sneaky:

:wah: Put a blindfold on him and say honey:-4 I thought up a new game :-6

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:07 am

What does it take to get you going in the morning off to work or whatever the daily routine may be.

I ban someone. Lifts my spirits, inflates my ego, just makes me feel sexy in general, able to start my day searching for girlie pics and bothering lady cop.

minks · Post by **minks** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:09 am

coffee within 30 minutes of waking up.... or else!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:10 am

24Hours;456588 wrote: I ban someone. Lifts my spirits, inflates my ego, just makes me feel sexy in general, able to start my day searching for girlie pics and bothering lady cop.

I love you man :-4

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:13 am

I love you man

Thanks!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:14 am

:-5 great, now there's two of them in collusion!!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:14 am

:wah: No its not like that...really ! Its the "manly" kind. REALLY ! :-3

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:18 am

That's right, LC. The men might organize and line all you breast-owners up for some spanks and meal-cooking instructions. Enjoy your freedom while you can, sweetlips! Things might change fast! Assisting Nomad in restructuring FG to the normal way of things and as nature intended will be nothing more than child's play if he and I combine powers.

Wonder Twin powers, activiate! Or maybe that was Shazzam! I don't know, just shaddap and watch out.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:24 am

Im in collusion ! :-6

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:34 am

Pinky;456638 wrote: What, you mean you're both going to wear tinfoil hats and try and pick up radio waves to subliminally control us all? :wah:

Sure, laugh away.....you just became numero uno. Get your affairs in order little one.

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:38 am

What, you mean you're both going to wear tinfoil hats and try and pick up radio waves to subliminally control us all?

I don't think this sort of disrespectful tone is going to fare well for you when the restructuring takes place - but that's YOUR call.

Tin foil hats? Radio waves? NO, PINKY. We're going to change a few forum names, set some new rules, maybe romance the hell out of some key players to melt them like butter and work with us (sort of like those head madams at a brothel), and finally, there might be some spanking-related discipline (tough-love). I hate that spanking idea but Nomad seems gung ho about it.

I can't reveal the rest because for security reasons.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:08 am

large Dr. Pepper, and I'm good to go!

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:30 am

24Hours;456613 wrote: That's right, LC. The men might organize and line all you breast-owners up for some spanks and meal-cooking instructions. Enjoy your freedom while you can, sweetlips! Things might change fast! Assisting Nomad in restructuring FG to the normal way of things and as nature intended will be nothing more than child's play if he and I combine powers.

Wonder Twin powers, activiate! Or maybe that was Shazzam! I don't know, just shaddap and watch out.

Pfft, call your selves men :yh_eyebro i bet i can turn you pair into mumbling sissys with one word .....................................................................................................................suspenders :yh_bigsmi

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:34 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com;456706 wrote: Pfft, call your selves men :yh_eyebro i bet i can turn you pair into mumbling sissys with one word .....................................................................................................................suspenders :yh_bigsmibut Pants, they're yanks, they will think you mean the ones that hold their trousers up! hahahahaha

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:40 am

lady cop;456712 wrote: but Pants, they're yanks, they will think you mean the ones that hold their trousers up! hahahahaha

:yh_doh ...oh..... what do you call them then :yh_blush

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:52 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com;456717 wrote: :yh_doh ...oh..... what do you call them then :yh_blush garter belts.

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:44 am

HA HA, I'm immune to your feeble attempts!

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:00 pm

Woohoo Pinkaroni! Let's hear it for:

UNO-BALL POWER!

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:17 pm

OK I didn't really want to get into it, but basically it has all the benfits and glory of two, without the additional vulnerability to damage. In other words, it's hard to get kicked in my manhood since I have less of it, but my mutant powers have compensated for this by doubling my pleasure PER NUT.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:12 pm

My hubby and I carpool to work. It usually takes him yelling "If you don't get moving, yo are walking to work." :driving:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:16 pm

i have to have diet mountain dew and thirty minutes of no questions from anybody before i am functional.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:14 pm

I wake up with my motor already running :rolleyes:

If I have an iced coffee, then there is *no* stopping me :guitarist :p

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:26 pm

My new deal is I log in to FG and see if Cher is gonna say anything shocking! Even if she doesn't, just knowing she MIGHT gets the adrenaline going.

I'm so much more productive during the day!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:29 pm

lady cop;456712 wrote: but Pants, they're yanks, they will think you mean the ones that hold their trousers up! hahahahaha

Yanks ? Oh my God ! Your still peeved about the civil war ? You are arent you ? :rolleyes:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:19 pm

:wah: Love it Pant ..!!

Not to worry ladies "Uno Nut and Nomad" teaming up means nothing, remember there are more of us then them. :p I take no prisoners..

[QUOTE]suspenders [/QUOTE]

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:27 pm

Not to worry ladies "Uno Nut and Nomad" teaming up means nothing, remember there are more of us then them. I take no prisoners..

I recommend you don't make the classic mistake of underestimating your enemy. Nomad has vast abilities and I have more tools to handle women than you have posts. I am only telling you this because I like a challenge and if we were to crush you easily because you engaged in the textbook mistake of underestimating, I would be pissed.

We've fully accounted for your greater quantity. Half of it will disappear once we implement Phase 1 of our plan which is called "Drama Queen Cat Fight Implosion." Just because I'm nice I will even reveal that it contains fake PMs, manipulative posts, emails simulating love triangles, varied correspondence depicting betrayals, cat fighting, and backstabbing.

By the end of the year half of you will form nuts and come on over to our side.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:30 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Not a chance Uno Nut, not a chance.

[QUOTE]By the end of the year half of you will form nuts and come on over to our side.[/QUOTE]

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:06 pm

Nomad,

Give it up babe! I have been gone a year and you are still tootin your own horn.

God gave women pms, that is a genetic built in sonar, and defense shield, try to tell a women your views when she is pms-ing, and you will probably have and apendage deleted from your body.

-and for the record I am pmsing.

-I see you have a Nomad wanna-be on the forum, did you and the missus have a child? Just kidding, you know I love ya.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:51 am

24Hours;457028 wrote: My new deal is I log in to FG and see if Cher is gonna say anything shocking! Even if she doesn't, just knowing she MIGHT gets the adrenaline going.

I'm so much more productive during the day!

Glad to hear that my filthy mind has some excellent benefits for you :p

I aim to please :sneaky: :p

24Hours · Post by **24Hours** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:52 am

Cher, you're a positive addition to any forum, you are going to please all the normal people all the time in general is my guess!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:53 am

24Hours;457807 wrote: Cher, you're a positive addition to any forum, you are going to please all the normal people all the time in general is my guess!

Ah but Frankie

It's the abnormal ones that get my pulse racing :guitarist