A chuckle for the girls!

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:48 am

Men are like....

1. Men are like....Laxatives....................They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like....Bananas......................The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like....Weather......................Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like.....Blenders.....................You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like.....Chocolate Bars...........Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like....Commercials...............You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like....Department Stores.....Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like....Government Bonds.....They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like.....Mascara......................They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ..Popcorn........................They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like...Lava Lamps.................Fun to look at, but not very bright.

1 2 . Men are like...Parking Spots..............All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:51 am

hey i resemble most of those but still funny :wah: :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:26 am

:wah: :wah:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:49 am

heres one i seen on a shirt for christmas.

yeah!

like you could find three wise men.

liked your jokes. tazz:wah:

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:10 am

OK here's one, Sorry old guys:

How can you tell when a guy gets really old?

When he has to unzip his fly, to scratch his chest! :wah:

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:11 am

Tater Tazz;463745 wrote: heres one i seen on a shirt for christmas.

yeah!

like you could find three wise men.

liked your jokes. tazz:wah:
Fabulous! LOL!

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:27 am

cars;463845 wrote: OK here's one, Sorry old guys:

How can you tell when a guy gets really old?

When he has to unzip his fly, to scratch his chest! :wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:48 am

i love em. :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

esp, the unzip your fly to scratch your chest.......

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:06 pm

Men are like puppies or dogs at least. If you throw them a bone now and then and pat them on the back or scratch their head you will have them eating out of your hand. I guess to be honest a few are not tameable but most are.