Santa's List!

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:15 pm

SnoozeControl;443444 wrote: Lox, also known as "Nova Salmon" is similar to cold-smoked salmon, but is moist, lightly salted and lightly smoked. It still retains much of the appearance of raw salmon. It takes practice to produce a batch of lox that you will like. Don't be afraid to adjust the brining and smoking times to produce a batch that suits your tastes.

http://www.geocities.com/smokesticks/lox.html

Thank you snooze, I would probably like it as I like sashimi salmon which is of course raw, though I wouldn't probably eat a ton of it. What about the Kugel and the motza balls is that short for motzarella cheese or something?

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:19 pm

SnoozeControl;443252 wrote: Thank you, Pants. That ought to get all the quality men out in force. :rolleyes:

Beggers can't be choosers

:rolleyes: :yh_bigsmi

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:09 pm

Id like a video of you and Grinch doing it.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:22 pm

I've got a Jewish girlfriend, Cher, who's been kind enough over the years to let me taste the creations of her kosher kitchen. Very nice!! I'm a complete sucker always for a good New York bagel !!! With shmere and lox, of course!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:42 pm

AussiePam;443523 wrote: I've got a Jewish girlfriend, Cher, who's been kind enough over the years to let me taste the creations of her kosher kitchen. Very nice!! I'm a complete sucker always for a good New York bagel !!! With shmere and lox, of course!

I thought you said she lets you taste her kosher kitten.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:46 pm

SnoozeControl;443647 wrote: I saw another thread in here recently asking about circumcision for baby boys and the first thing that popped into my head was "head cheese."

I know and I apologize.

Odd. Everytime I see Snooze Control I think "headcheese" :wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:23 pm

Dear Secret Santa

I'm going to be altruistic here and put a good word in for my dear mate Clancy. He's been "fairly" well-behaved this year by his standards, and I know it would really make his year if you gave him the new Jordan & Peter Andre album as a reward. It's at the top of his wish-list. (Well....after Buckaroo that is)

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:59 pm

dear santa....i want to be on your buddy list! pay absolutely no attention whatsoever to my bah humbug thread. :sneaky: .

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:06 pm

Dear secret Santa,

Care to explain ?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:21 pm

Nomad;469667 wrote: Dear secret Santa,

Care to explain ?

well i guess you and i both will be getting lumps of coal. *sigh*

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:22 pm

lady cop;469689 wrote: well i guess you and i both will be getting lumps of coal. *sigh*

Ya know...last year I got a recording studio from Santa. Seen it ? I sure havent.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:28 pm

so does that mean you'll come over to the bah humbug side?? santa LIES!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:00 pm

Can I please have a loaf of bread for Christmas....:yh_angel

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:13 pm

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mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:06 pm

OK I am going to be serious here and throw out my wish list......

4 well behaved kids ........a 14 yr old with out attitude

.....a mallet to hit the neighbor with:-5 ........a kitty door so Un -Dead Bob can come and go to potty and not wake me up:rolleyes: ..........hmmmmmmmmmm and a nice bottle of wine to look at till I can hold it in my tummy and not in the toilet!!!!! Now thats what I call a good Christmas!!!!!!!:-4

Santa your the best!!! By the way--my lil boy told me yesterday that we need to put up 2 trees like his friend because he is gonna get 2 different sets of presents! Think it will work?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:42 pm

Dear Santa,

For Christmas this year I would like,

the patience to put up with hubby's elderly Aunt who is the most whingiest, moaniest, negative person I know,

the ability to ignore oldest daughter's penis brain boyfriend when he starts bragging about how great he is (actually, could you make him an ex-bf?)

the gift of cooking Christmas dinner for about a million people without having to resort to secret swigs from the sherry bottle,

to be able buy all the things we need to buy in one trip and enjoy the experience of being bashed in the ankles by other people's shopping bags, being snarled at by surly shop assistants who wish they weren't there and long queues with winey children putting sticky fingers on me,

Thank you and love from

Immy

P.S. I really love Christmas and am looking forward to it, honest.

P.P.S. What I'd really like is to wake on christmas morning looking gorgeous, thin with the appropriate clothes and husband to go with my new image.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:59 pm

Clancy;471438 wrote: Dear Santa's list ...

Pay no attention to, Uncle Kram....have a read at what he did last week

*ring ring *

"Good afternoon, Edgbaston High, College for girls, how may I help you"

"Ahhh, Hello, I was wondering if I could fill the vacancy to have your young ladies sit on my knee and ask them to whisper to me what their deepest desires are?"

"How dare you! ...."we don't have such a vacancy"..... I've a good mind to call the police" ......"who are you?"....."I want your name" ...."give me your name! "

"Santa" .....Santa Clause.

"Perv! ........*click*

:)
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl ..Touche

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:02 pm

Clance and Kram....you make my day every day!!! :-4 :-4 :-4 i love your wit(s). heh

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:18 pm

Clancy;471474 wrote:

....how is Jives these days? Anyone heard??

.i see him often at 24.....much the same.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:18 pm

Clancy;471474 wrote: Pfft ...I'm 5'-9"1/2 ....I'm well above being a short arse.

It used to be playing, Santa was money for nearly retired blokes with a penchant for booze in the hip flask, who dribbled, and babbled a lot....

....how is Jives these days? Anyone heard??

.
It's true. One of his old girlfriends was a midget....he was nuts over her

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:20 pm

lady cop;471482 wrote: i see him often at 24.....much the same.

Was he once a member of Jack Bauers team?..or did he just live over the road?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:29 pm

Santa is a communist.

casper · Post by **casper** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:39 pm

i hope santa's not mad lol...:wah: