Came across this link, just pick your type of excuse and hit create poof an excuse for you appears!
http://www.zompist.com/excuse.html
Need an Excuse?
Need an Excuse?
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
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As for you, don't blow a gasket. News flash: you aren't exactly number one on my priority list. Some of us have a life. But hey, what the heck-- I'm sorry. Jeez, people can be so passive-agressive.
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�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
Need an Excuse?
minks wrote: As for you, don't blow a gasket. News flash: you aren't exactly number one on my priority list. Some of us have a life. But hey, what the heck-- I'm sorry. Jeez, people can be so passive-agressive.
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I am consumed with guilt. You've reminded me-- oh, it never leaves my thoughts, no matter how I beg-- that I have been a selfish, slime-wallowing hog. It would be a praiseworthy action for you to never trust me again. Say the word, and I will rend my garments and shave my hair in apology.
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I am consumed with guilt. You've reminded me-- oh, it never leaves my thoughts, no matter how I beg-- that I have been a selfish, slime-wallowing hog. It would be a praiseworthy action for you to never trust me again. Say the word, and I will rend my garments and shave my hair in apology.
:yh_nailbi
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
Need an Excuse?
I won't hide the extent of my sin -- I acted like an animal, disappointing my family and friends. No one can be more sorry than I, though I emphasize that my intentions were honorable. All I can do is resolve to do better next time, and move forward, sadder but wiser.
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Rose wrote: Well, thank you for the link.
But I really prefer sticking to the truth. Excuses make life more complicated.
The truth is the best reason for anything!
:wah:
"When every day seems the same, it is because we have stopped noticing the good things that appear in our lives." The Alchemist, http://www.warriorofthelight.com
Good point. Love your attitude. Looking forward to seeing your posts.
But I really prefer sticking to the truth. Excuses make life more complicated.
The truth is the best reason for anything!
:wah:
"When every day seems the same, it is because we have stopped noticing the good things that appear in our lives." The Alchemist, http://www.warriorofthelight.com
Good point. Love your attitude. Looking forward to seeing your posts.