Mowing and Beer

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:15 am

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me,

"You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Bud Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am.

That's why she cuts the grass." _

scotty · Post by **scotty** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:49 am

ha ha ha :wah: nice one grumps, i wish it was me in that chair:-6 .

scott

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:10 pm

That is very very funny.... did your neighbor faint?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:24 pm

That's a good one, coming from a woman who used to have a husband who would "let me mow the lawn" (acre lot, mostly grass...) It used to be a big joke to us....Bill Engvall (spelling?) did a skit on that one time...or maybe it was Jeff Foxworthy...loooong time ago...how he lets his wife mow the grass...and he "tears up" and says "you missed a spot right there, honey"....

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:48 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl this is funny ........i would have mowed his lawn instead.

Shweet tatersalad · Post by **Shweet tatersalad** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:59 am

very Funny...................................My wife likes too mow the lawn.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:51 am

WonderWendy3;474840 wrote: That's a good one, coming from a woman who used to have a husband who would "let me mow the lawn" (acre lot, mostly grass...) It used to be a big joke to us....Bill Engvall (spelling?) did a skit on that one time...or maybe it was Jeff Foxworthy...loooong time ago...how he lets his wife mow the grass...and he "tears up" and says "you missed a spot right there, honey"....

forgot to add...PUSH MOWER ONLY!!! for 14 years now....great excercise...

No joke, Ex bought me a new push mower one year and told the clerk at Wal-Mart...that he was buying me my new excercise machine....Really miss that man...:-1 (find sarcasm!!)

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:39 pm

I quite enjoy mowing - it's a satisfying job.. but then I kinda like ironing too. These are both sort of mindless, relaxing things.. you can either do deep thinking during, or just sing raucously and skeer the neighbours. :sneaky:

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:50 pm

I used to enjoy mowing, till my allergies got the better of me. I cannot do it anymore without stopping a couple of times..or medicating up before starting.

So, I sit back and drink that beer while the lawn guy is mowing the lawn.