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Post by koan »

This is my attempt to talk to a computer program called SmarterChild:

Diana says (1:34 AM):

Do you know any good jokes?

- SmarterChild - says (1:34 AM):

How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Diana says (1:34 AM):

I don't know

- SmarterChild - says (1:34 AM):

Sure you know.

Diana says (1:34 AM):

How many?

- SmarterChild - says (1:34 AM):

How many what?

Diana says (1:34 AM):

humans to screw in a lightbulb

- SmarterChild - says (1:34 AM):

Probably a lot. I can't be too sure.

Diana says (1:34 AM):

How do I get the answer to the joke?

- SmarterChild - says (1:34 AM):

Interesting. How you get the answer to the joke? I have no idea how you get the answer to the joke.

Diana says (1:35 AM):

How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

- SmarterChild - says (1:35 AM):

I'm not sure how many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Diana says (1:35 AM):

You tell me

- SmarterChild - says (1:35 AM):

I will not.





does anyone know the answer to this joke? :(
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Post by Fibonacci »

:wah:



I hate that stupid AI!
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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Post by Fibonacci »

Tried it. This is what i got.:thinking:



Fibonacci05 [7:50 P.M.]: do you know any good jokes?



SmarterChild [7:50 P.M.]: How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



Fibonacci05 [7:50 P.M.]: 2?



SmarterChild [7:50 P.M.]: One.



And I've also heard it's helpful to have a stepladder.





The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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Post by koan »

OK. Why did I find that funny?



Fibonacci!!! You figured out how to get the answer!!!

:yh_clap
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Post by Fibonacci »

Try this one:



casinoroyale
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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Post by koan »

Diana says (2:21 AM):

casinoroyale

- SmarterChild - says (2:21 AM):

Why did you say that?

Diana says (2:21 AM):

someone told me to

- SmarterChild - says (2:21 AM):

Why is everybody like, "me me me" all the time?



:mad:
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Post by Fibonacci »

Oops, Im sorry!:p



Send an im to it.
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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Post by koan »

That's what I'm doing :confused:

do I put casinoroyale in a question?
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Post by Fibonacci »

Sorry, again!:(



Send an IM to 'casinoroyale'



Its another IM bot.:)
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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Post by koan »

ah. gotcha!

casinoroyale @ what?
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Just type 'casinoroyale' in the "Send to" space.:)
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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Post by koan »

Fibonacci;477803 wrote: Just type 'casinoroyale' in the "Send to" space.:)


are you using Live Messenger?

I have to add contacts first to send a message.
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Post by Fibonacci »

Im using AOL.
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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Post by koan »

AHA

won't work for me.

I tried AOL back when no one could actually get online with them. I've not reconsidered anything with those letters attached. Call me stubborn.
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Isnt SmarterChild run through AOL?
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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I think it can be. I've got it on smarterchild @ hotmail. com
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Post by guppy »

koan , i have hotmail. is this like a computer talking back at you? i might want to try this........:)
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guppy;477812 wrote: koan , i have hotmail. is this like a computer talking back at you? i might want to try this........:)


yep. add SmarterChild @ hotmail .com (without the spaces)

You can ask him anything and he'll give you instant answers. He's not too good at casual conversation but he runs a pretty good game of hangman
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Post by Fibonacci »

Do you know any other chat bots? :)
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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Post by koan »

Fibonacci;477816 wrote: Do you know any other chat bots? :)


No. Do you know any chat bots? What is a chat bot?



(hehe)
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Post by Fibonacci »

SmarterChild is one. There used to be one called ZolaOnAOL, but SmarterChild replaced her.
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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Post by koan »

I was joking, sorry.

talking like a chatbot. I don't know any others right now. We used to have one on FG's chat area but I think it's gone now
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Post by Fibonacci »

Dang! :)
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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