Weird habits

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:43 am

I recently realised that when I move my cursor to the top of the screen on FG I maneuver the arrow around the headings.

My cursor moves up the screen, over the messages, then I aim for a clear path between "New Posts" and "Search" then swerve slightly to go between "My Topics" and "My Replies". On the way back, I often aim for between "My Topics" and "Mark Forums Read" then do a twist between "Calendar" and "RPG" with a quick turn around "Groups"

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:47 am

Yes, we definatly do make clear paths, don' t we? It is amazing there are not paths worn in the rug.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:49 am

I move my mouse like a car on an obstacle course.

Maybe I'm avoiding when it turns into a hand until absolutely necessary.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:57 am

I jab people in the eyes with my cursor.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:58 am

Nomad;481531 wrote: I jab people in the eyes with my cursor.

Oh...so that is why my eye is sore? OK.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:02 am

Hamster;481534 wrote: I have to answer my PM's immediately no matter what else is going on...I can never click "cancel" when the window pops up! :wah:

*Hammy ducks from a load of incoming PM's*

Oh gosh..me too. The bold number there...is like a flashing neon sign saying "read me...read me now."

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:04 am

I've just invented an FG game and you can play it from any page.

Race your cursor around the headings, weaving in and out. The object is to go as fast as possible without turning into a hand. :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:17 am

koan;481542 wrote: I've just invented an FG game and you can play it from any page.

Race your cursor around the headings, weaving in and out. The object is to go as fast as possible without turning into a hand. :wah:

Dr. Galballs

44 Yorkshire Pudding Dr.

Uk

England

UB4077-60

BBC

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:30 am

Hamster;481559 wrote: Oh **** I only lasted 4 seconds!

I know. I'm going to have to practice.

Nomad, I'm sure Dr. G. would consider this practice to be therapy.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:40 am

I need a wireless mouse

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:44 pm

Marie5656;481539 wrote: Oh gosh..me too. The bold number there...is like a flashing neon sign saying "read me...read me now."

Me three

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:11 pm

oh poop. I can't do this!!

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:13 pm

start with a slow circle around one word then advance to a figure eight. it gets easier.

I still haven't got my license though.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:18 pm

I am embarrassed, Koan, that I am sitting here doing this, and even more embarrassed that I am failing dismally. Couldn't we discuss Shakespearean women instead? I wonder how they would have coped with computer mice?

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:21 pm

If Cleopatra, they might have made them illegal

If, say, Ophelia, they would probably have just looked at the mouse and thrown themselves in the river.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:23 pm

Portia might have clicked to a page with only one word on it and circled to her heart's content.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:33 pm

koan;481862 wrote: If Cleopatra, they might have made them illegal

If, say, Ophelia, they would probably have just looked at the mouse and thrown themselves in the river.

I thought Cleopatra might have clasped the mouse to her maidenly breast..

Ophelia - guffaw!! Yes

Lady Macbeth .. I can see her examining the mouse's underside. Picking at fluff. Scraping away goo.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:36 pm

AussiePam;481879 wrote:

Lady Macbeth .. I can see her examining the mouse's underside. Picking at fluff. Scraping away goo.

and then complaining that her fingernails are dirty

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:48 pm

sorry wrong thread i thought this was about strangely dressed nuns

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:55 pm

jimbo;481893 wrote: sorry wrong thread i thought this was about strangely dressed nuns

this thread is nun of your business

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:58 pm

koan;481903 wrote: this thread is nun of your business

:)

very good :wah: :wah: serves hymn right you could say

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:04 pm

your attitude needs some altaration :guitarist

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:08 pm

koan;481911 wrote: your attitude needs some altaration :guitarist

sorry about the poor service :wah: :wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:18 pm

your keyboard should be confesscated.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:21 pm

koan;481923 wrote: your keyboard should be confesscated.

would you be abbey even then ?

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:24 pm

are you going to stop monkeying around?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:28 pm

koan;481928 wrote: are you going to stop monkeying around?

no need for the sistermatic preaching at me

more tea vicar :wah:

good night koan amen

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:31 pm

night, jimbo

don't forget to say your prayers.