Finish the sentence

Chickadee · Post by **Chickadee** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:09 am

pompom;492834 wrote: ...absolutely vile if covered in tomato ketchup.

Never, ever ....

eat dill pickles with your beer.

If you wear that outside the bedroom....

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:12 am

Chickadee;492914 wrote: eat dill pickles with your beer.

If you wear that outside the bedroom....

you'll likely get arrested

Too many cooks spoil..........

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:14 am

pompom;492999 wrote: ...the broth by adding too much salt.

One day, all ...

war will stop!

The best way to catch a..........

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:30 am

Mustang;493122 wrote: war will stop!

The best way to catch a..........

bull is by the horns!?!

To think is to............

Majenta · Post by **Majenta** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:56 am

WonderWendy3;493133 wrote: bull is by the horns!?!

To think is to............

waste perfectly good drinking time.

One day, I will...

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:41 pm

pick up a teacup with my big toe.

Freedom is...

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:52 pm

ALMOST too cute to be real!

++++++ Peanut butter is wonderful, spread on.....

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:10 pm

............ a preggers woman needs to pee! (Just ask Hammy.)

On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeee.......

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:32 pm

pompom;493177 wrote: ...a completely bald christmas treeee and said take this down the tip love, I'm off to the local hostelreeee.:p

My ideal gift would be ...

winning the lottery.

I haven't seen....

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:54 pm

............. Santa yet this season!

If a tiger fell in love with a goose......

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:59 pm

If a tiger fell in love with a goose......

..........would the resulting offspring be a toose or a goger?

When the saints go marching in.................

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:51 pm

pompom;493258 wrote: ...to the pub, the sinners come running out.

If you could be ...

one of the seven dwarfs which one would you be??

In case of an emergency.............

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:54 pm

............. call 911 and get your buns OUTTA' there!

We all occasionally need to kick back and..................

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:58 pm

We all occasionally need to kick back and.....

forget about our real lives and all the hassles it entails.

When I go to a car wash...

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:28 pm

When i go the car wash i .....

usually clean out my purse while i am waiting.

Tomorrow is Friday and i am going.....

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:44 pm

guppy;493497 wrote: Tomorrow is Friday and i am going.....

to an office Christmas party,

Nomad always makes me.......

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:35 pm

Nomad always makes me.......

__________________

Bake him a cake when he comes over.

LuLu took...................

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:38 pm

.................itching powder and put it in that cake.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her.......

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:31 pm

Lulu2;493549 wrote: .................

Little Miss Muffet sat on her.......

...butt in front of the television, eatting bon bons, drinking champaigne and watching Christmas specials.

If it weren't for bad luck.......

theia · Post by **theia** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:16 am

pompom;493584 wrote: ...I wouldn't have no luck at all, as the song goes.

Deck the hall with boughs of ...

delphiniums

I'm dreaming of a white..............

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:43 am

I saw Mommy kissing ...

.....the postman, the gardener, the UPS guy.....

All I want for Christmas is my...................

theia · Post by **theia** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:27 am

Grumpaz;493724 wrote: I saw Mommy kissing ...

.....the postman, the gardener, the UPS guy.....

All I want for Christmas is my...................

dental implants (yes, honestly!)

Rudolph the Red Nosed.........

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:40 am

Pelt the neighbors with snowballs.

If I were the Grinch, I'd.....

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:43 am

Lulu2;493788 wrote: Pelt the neighbors with snowballs.

If I were the Grinch, I'd.....

be famous!

When Santa bent over in front of the fireplace he...

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:31 pm

sunny104;493952 wrote: When Santa bent over in front of the fireplace...

. . . Rudoph said, "Oh Santa! You've got a hot ass!" :p

Sam, Sam the Chanukah Man . . .

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:43 pm

............. brings lots of latkes, because he can!

The nastiest thing I've ever been served was......

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:44 pm

Lulu2;494103 wrote: The nastiest thing I've ever been served was......

. . . pate, as knowing how it is made just makes me mad

I just can't believe that . . .

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:29 pm

................people actually EAT that stuff!

Swimming the English Channel would be......

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:38 pm

Swimming the English Channel would be......

very cold right about now.

My great uncle Smedley always says...

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:53 pm

Rain;494360 wrote: Swimming the English Channel would be......

very cold right about now.

My great uncle Smedley always says...

fart in a crowd and look innocent....:wah:

I am cooking .......

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:56 pm

I am cooking .......

Uncle Smedley's favorite foods (lol @ guppy)

As long as we're here...

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:57 pm

we might as well steal something:wah:

If you dont make a choice......

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:02 pm

If you dont make a choice......

I'll have to kill you.

Make up your...

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:07 pm

...own gift list!

Would you trade your car for a......

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:08 pm

Piece of dark chocolate fudge?

I'll go if you...

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:10 pm

worth riding in

I'm going to make him an offer he....