Gossip please!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:36 pm

SnoozeControl;493377 wrote: Psssst! Lulu's got a pet gekko that she likes to wear on the INSIDE of her blouse when she's out and about. She says she likes the feeeeeeel of those little feet on her bare skin.
We used to have a Gekko called "Gums"

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:36 pm

HAH! Snooze...you remind me of one time I was doing a stage show at the zoo and Gophra Winfrey (she's a gopher snake) DOVE into the neck of my shirt and inserted herself into my bra!

THAT felt WEIRD! The audience seemed to enjoy it more than I did!

Uncle Kram....who named Gums Gums? One of our geckos is named "Buddy" ... as in BUDDY GECKO. (You have to be a certain age to "get" that one, I guess.)

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:14 am

Lulu2;493548 wrote: HAH! Snooze...you remind me of one time I was doing a stage show at the zoo and Gophra Winfrey (she's a gopher snake) DOVE into the neck of my shirt and inserted herself into my bra!

THAT felt WEIRD! The audience seemed to enjoy it more than I did!

Uncle Kram....who named Gums Gums? One of our geckos is named "Buddy" ... as in BUDDY GECKO. (You have to be a certain age to "get" that one, I guess.)
My son came up with "Gums"

We also had a fish called "Crap" and a rabbit called "Pellet". Are you detecting a theme? :rolleyes: . Then of course there's "Noodle" the poodle

Luckily, I am a certain age :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:31 am

We have two goats called Leaf and Ginger, a fish called Fatty and a few spiders called 'Someone get rid of it now!'

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:43 am

Pinky;493720 wrote: Oh ok! Alright then, I'm sitting here in my birthday suit whilst two fit guys are hoovering and polishing in nothing but a pinny and some rather grim looking socks:D

oooooh! I've booked that for next week! Your a greedy pig Pinky! TWO???

:yh_rotfl

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:48 am

Pinky;493727 wrote: Well, two heads are better than one:wah:

Nah, I'll stick to the one thanks.

You are going to make them take their socks off aren't you!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:53 am

Pinky;493733 wrote: Possibly not...I really hate feet:o

Lol, I was just reading through last night's pm's and I realised I called someone a fiend instead of a friend!!!:yh_rotfl

Are they stilll talking to you? :-2

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:16 am

Pinky;493739 wrote: Right, time to put some clothes on, boot out Bruce and Wayne and get round to see me mate Shell...she might stop sending me messages that say 'Are you still alive' then!

Is it just my messages that your phone blocks out then? :p :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:18 am

SnoozeControl;493740 wrote: Ooooh, so you were being serious! I thought it was another British joke that went over my head.

:wah: He's hard to work out sometimes huh?

You never quite know what he's going to come out with next! :rolleyes:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:34 am

Hamster;493751 wrote: Right I am logging off to set of to Cornwall and Betty's house...

400 miles or 8 hours.....

(You can all gossip about me while I am gone!:rolleyes: )

See ya soon Betty!!!!!! Yeah!!! :p

8 Hours :-2

You need to borrow my mates lead boots!

See you soon............... er later, much later! hehehehe

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:14 am

Hamster;493751 wrote: Right I am logging off to set of to Cornwall and Betty's house...

400 miles or 8 hours.....

(You can all gossip about me while I am gone!:rolleyes: )

See ya soon Betty!!!!!! Yeah!!! :p
Don't forget your passport

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:40 pm

I met a nice artist-type woman the other day, nothing happened, but you never know, as for famous people, I don't think I've dated anyone who became famous, ah well.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:16 pm

Pinky;494277 wrote: Yeah, go for an artist Gal!!! Very passionate!

My ex was an artist. I still have the 'life painting' he did of me hanging on the wall...whenever I feel a bit crappy I look at it and think that someone saw me as I look there...:-6
My mate used to have a model who attended many of his life-painting classes who was known as Hairy Mary

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:19 pm

Pinky;494277 wrote: Yeah, go for an artist Gal!!! Very passionate!

My ex was an artist. I still have the 'life painting' he did of me hanging on the wall...whenever I feel a bit crappy I look at it and think that someone saw me as I look there...:-6

I dunno, I lived with an actress for 5 years, it was a bit difficult two kinda artsy fartsy peope living in the same house. Wait, what am I talking about, I only met her randomly at a party for 30 minutes and now I am living with her already, I am getting ahead of myself. Ah, nah, I am happy enough as i am, still its always good to have an interest in the opposite sex, keeps you young they say!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:22 pm

Pinky;494289 wrote: EEEWWW!!!! Scary hairy Mary!

Wonder what she got for crimbo...a bumper pack of Immac?
It's called Veet now Pinky - Get with the program :rolleyes: :yh_giggle

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:25 pm

Pinky;494291 wrote: Yup! You're as young as the man you feel...heehee! That makes me 23 currently:wah:

Precisely, a lucky 23 year old! Actually crimbo is always a good time to get out there and hook up with someone I find, I usually bump into an ex-flame some point along the line, or if not there is always lots of interesting people around to meet at this time of year. I dunno though, I've been single for about a year now, I kinda enjoy it, though I don't wanna get too comfortable, you gotta get out there and have a go, and I am 35 now, I ain't getting any younger. Of course being me, nowadays I much prefer to stay in and chat about books online, maybe I am getting more boring or wiser, I am not sure?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:28 pm

Pinky;494296 wrote: I can't get used to it being Veet...it sounds weird!

Maybe I should switch to Nads..

'What are you doing in the bathroom so long?'

'Rubbing on me Nads:yh_rotfl'

Maybe not eh?:-3

Are you imac-ing yourself tonight? Is that not dangerous when a few glasses of wine are added into the mix!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:30 pm

Pinky;494291 wrote: Yup! You're as young as the man you feel...heehee! That makes me 23 currently:wah:
Hey Pinky...I'm 23. Unfortunately, I'm 23 twice

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:31 pm

Pinky;494303 wrote: Never boring mate, never boring!

35 certainly isn't old, don't worry about that. The right person will turn up at the right time! Just enjoy having your space for now, I wish I had a little more myself sometimes, so just enjoy being able to do what you like when you like!

Not that anything stops me from doing that these days

Get yourself some mistletoe and go out with it attached to you, the girls will fall all over themselves!

Thank you pinky, I shall do my best. I am lucky I know, thats why I am fairly happy I suppose. I am getting tired now, I think a bit of sleep is in order. I might talk to you later if I cant sleep.

Night

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:32 pm

Pinky;494305 wrote: Not tonight, did it yesterday!

I'm smooth as a baby's bum at the mo!:D

Nice, smooth and sexy eh?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:26 am

Hamster;494768 wrote: Hey what have you guys done to my thread? Its turned into a hairy dating advice column!!! :-3

I can't leave you all alone for 5 minutes! :rolleyes:

Listen you, you started it, don't play all innocent on us, we are only providing the salacious details! :wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:09 am

(Right! As if gossippy words would never pass HER lips!)

Secret_Santa_2006 · Post by **Secret_Santa_2006** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:34 am

Ah, the Happy Hamster! I have a little something for you.

Firstly, here is a wireless rerouter so that Openmind can come here and secondly here is a big pile of tickets to Disneyland!

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:04 pm

PSSSST! Hamster has a "thing" for fat men who wear fur and do odd things with ODOCOILINAE!

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:49 pm

TROLLOP! :wah: