Mistletoe!

Secret_Santa_2006 · Post by **Secret_Santa_2006** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:15 am

It makes christmas even more fun, so who would you like to grab under the mistletoe?

Post by **spot** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:18 am

Dick Cheney, please Santa.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:36 am

Secret_Santa_2006;494887 wrote:

It makes christmas even more fun, so who would you like to grab under the mistletoe?

Oops, sorry Santa . . .

I thought you said "what" :sneaky:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:43 am

SnoozeControl;494902 wrote: Hi Cher! Where've you been, young lady? This forum's missed you terribly.

1) I like the 'young lady' part :p

2) I've been busy with a new part-time job and holiday stuff

3) And a big thank you -- it feels nice to be missed

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:57 am

Now can we discuss *what* we'd like to grab under the mistletoe?? :p

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:00 am

There are so many luscious arses in the Garden, I wouldn't know where to start

Post by **spot** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:35 pm

Christmas time is here, by golly,

Disapproval would be folly,

Deck the halls with hunks of holly,

Fill the cup and dont say when.

Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens,

Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens,

Even though the prospect sickens,

Brother, here we go again.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:06 pm

Hark the Herald Tribune sings

Advertising wondrous things...

God rest ye merry merchants

May ye make the yuletide pay

....

I've been singing my old mate Tom all day!!! Nice to see someone else is too. And it's not about being awarded ears or tails either. Grin.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:27 pm

Pinky;495070 wrote: Damn right!:D

I think he must be running for his life, hehe!

Not to worry, I'm used to having that effect on people:wah:

Nah, not at all, I'm up for a snog tonight! I am in that christmas spirit! Big kiss pinky, smooch! :rolleyes:

Now, In honour of Crimbo I am gonna present you a poem about Brussel Sprouts, I'm making it up as I go along so forgive me.

Oh the humble Brussel sprout,

its much malingned,

so I must shout

To tell you its a noble thing,

its small and tasty,

its worth a fling,

so why not try some christmas day?

If you don't, you know I'll say,

Good sir, madam, why not partake?

of that brussel sprout,

upon your plate

Its green and round,

Perfectly formed.

Like the irish boy,

who loves you all.

Ladies and Gentlemen, 3 cheers for sprouts! :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:33 pm

Pinky;495116 wrote: :wah: :wah:

That's absolutely fantastic Gal!!!

Ya never know, it might even persuade me to try the horrid little green things again!:wah:

Which one, the kiss or the poem, oh, I am feeling fiendish tonight! :sneaky:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:38 pm

Pinky;495123 wrote: I never find kisses horrid, especially from a really good fiend, hehe!;)

So do i get one then or do I have to drag you off into a corner somewhere?:D

You will have to make do with a cyber kiss I am afraid, (XXXXXXX) I am going to go to bed in a minute, tired out I am! I hope you have a lovely christmas, my dear Pinky, and everyone else as well!

Gosh, I am a bit happy tonight, I think that the prospect of me Christmas dinner and pressies is making me come over all unnecessary! :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:49 pm

:sneaky:

I thought that I would never see

A veg so lovely as a pea

And yet, and yet, it now comes out

There's nothing like a Brussel sprout

Enough to give us all a damshock

But there it is, green as a shamrock

Which proves in manner non-satirical

Why Galbers waxes o so lyrical

When playing with his leafy sphere

A perfect part of Chrissie cheer

I'll drink to that. Who's got the beer?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:21 pm

Mistletoe!

Spock. But Id need to wear lip protective gear. Nothing personal.