Squiffy ?

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:04 pm

"Tits Up" "Plastered" "Stiff"....how many euphemisms for intoxicated do you know?

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:13 pm

Blootered

Stocious

Hammered

Buckled

English

Guttered

Tired and emotional

Steamboats

Relaxed

Feeling no pain

etc

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:22 pm

Sh*t faced, drunk as a skunk, smashed, tanked, face down, toe's up, feeling no pain, 3 sheets to the wind, blotto, and my new favorite that I got from Pinkster SQUIFFY.. :-3

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:29 pm

Brahms & Liszt

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:10 pm

Drunk as a skunk, newt-like, pickled tink, pickled, pink elephant brigade (from Dumbo), sloshed, squiffy, plastered, ratarsed, sh*tfaced, jober as a sudge..........etc.

My favourite t-shirt design says "I'm not as think as you drunk I am!" :wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:19 pm

plastered, loaded,

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:27 pm

Lulu2;495046 wrote: "Tits Up" "Plastered" "Stiff"....how many euphemisms for intoxicated do you know?
Pickled

Polluted

Wasted

Smashed

Hammered

Tossed

Inebriated

Pounded

Injured

Pissed

(There's more....gotta think......*ouch*......)

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:45 pm

"pie Eyed"

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:50 pm

Bombed, Faced, Wasted, Trashed, Sloppy, Blitzed, Tanked, Hammered, Blasted, and this new I heard recently "Getting Your Swerve On"

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:55 pm

It's very, VERY strange but I always wanted to start this exact thread!

Only one I can add: Toasted.

(I hate getting here late!)

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:59 pm

AHA! So...in an effort to liven things up....I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST! :wah: great minds & all that.....

Let's take it a step further.....how about the morning after, when you're DRIVING THE PORCELAIN BUS?

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 9:27 pm

EEEEW!!

Blowin' chunks, Technicolor yawn... callin' Ralph on the big white telephone!!

Gad, I'm glad it's been YEARS since I did any of THAT!!

:o

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:16 pm

"tore up from the floor up"

(only one I didn't see-that I can think of, right now)

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:54 am

"Kneeling at the porcelain throne?"

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:06 am

Hurling my socks! (Hello, Diuretic.)

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:42 am

Well, then....WE NEED TO GET BLITZED!

Or SCHNOCKERED

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:08 am

All i can think off that hasn't been said are Pie eyed , off my face and my favourite rat arsed .

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:54 am

Has anyone suggested TYING ONE ON?

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:00 pm

Lulu2;495816 wrote: Has anyone suggested TYING ONE ON?

On what ??;)

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:12 pm

I'm not sure, Pants....how DOES that apply to getting "skunked?"

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:35 pm

Oh for goodness sakes... how could we forget

PLOWED?

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:54 pm

(Spelling fight?

) OK...try this....the "first prize" episode was one of my FAVOURITES!

It had a lot of COLOUR. I have to go and pay bills now...I'll be writing CHECQUES.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:39 pm

GROAN! :rolleyes:

Remember the little girl who came home from Sunday school and reported that they'd learned about an animal that day--a handicapped bear named Gladly.

As in "Gladly, the cross I'd bear."