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chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:20 am

Marie5656 wrote: .....Marie play with his microscope..:-4 ...but we digress....Maybe he will let his team help solve the mystery of the garden.

And they can answer all of the burning questions we have like..."Why does...."

a red cow give white milk when it always eats green grass?

"Oh, I know the answer to that one", said Grumpaz, "It's because.............

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:31 pm

chocoholic wrote: a red cow give white milk when it always eats green grass?

"Oh, I know the answer to that one", said Grumpaz, "It's because.............

....... it just does. Just as he said this a abnormally large bird landed in front of him. Gil looked it straight in the eye and suddenly heard a voice in his head. It said...........

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:18 pm

... kill kill kill

... but

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:43 am

....being the softy that Gil really is, he commanded Marie to kill the cow for not giving the proper colored milk. Marie pulled out her personally monogrammed Uzi and..........................

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:59 am

... shot down three seagulls, two witches and one bald eagle. The witches were not all that thrilled. With Halloween close, they had decided their brooms needed airing and see where it had got them.. they'd landed on some stupid multicolored cow, and worse, it was snowing feathers and broomstick splinters.... Double double toil and trouble, said Hedwig to Wendy...

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:47 pm

They angrily cast a spell an Marie, turning her into a chinchilla. they then repaired their broomsticks and flew off in search of candy. Gil Was dumbfounded by the event that had just unfolded. "how did....

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:06 am

The last sound she heard before passing out was............................................

...........a strange hissing sound. When she came to she asked Gil, "Ok, who farted?'

Gill blushed and said....................

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:47 am

Grumpaz;469346 wrote: ...........a strange hissing sound. When she came to she asked Gil, "Ok, who farted?'

Gill blushed and said....................

Shhhhhhhhh, I'm tracking that down and ............

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:51 pm

It seems that the smell is coming from the cow. Marie missed it!!!

Oh well, Back to figuring out how to seperate Grumpaz and Marie.

Any ideas??? "I have one..." said.........

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:40 am

Fibonacci;470704 wrote: It seems that the smell is coming from the cow. Marie missed it!!!

Oh well, Back to figuring out how to seperate Grumpaz and Marie.

Any ideas??? "I have one..." said.........

the apprentice. We need to soothe the .................

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:15 pm

"Sooth nothing!!!", said Marie. "Grumpaz and I have been joined since birth by our pinky fingers and have no intention of being separated."

Grumpaz looks at her hands and it looks like she has 3 hands on the left.

" Marie," she asked, "when did this happen!!!???" "I don't remember being attached to you since birth cause we're not even related."

Marie smiled a sly smile and said............................

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:04 pm

Grumpaz;471312 wrote: "Sooth nothing!!!", said Marie. "Grumpaz and I have been joined since birth by our pinky fingers and have no intention of being separated."

Grumpaz looks at her hands and it looks like she has 3 hands on the left.

" Marie," she asked, "when did this happen!!!???" "I don't remember being attached to you since birth cause we're not even related."

Marie smiled a sly smile and said............................

What dreams there be, may not be real, but sometimes life is distorted a bit by the ..........

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:26 pm

....little things that dont seem to matter! But they really do!!

"Anyway," Marie said, "I been meaning to tell you something.

The reason that you don't remember being joined with me for

all those years is............."

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:08 pm

The reason that you don't remember being joined with me for all those years is............."

...you have amnesia and I've been trying to....

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:04 am

do up my shoelaces for way too long to care at all about what ....

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:46 am

AussiePam;500414 wrote: do up my shoelaces for way too long to care at all about what ....

everyone thinks.

maybe we should...........................

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:32 pm

maybe we should...........................

just go home and forget all this. Can you walk outta here? Let's go now and...

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:02 am

.. make beautiful music together in the sea.. for I saw in a pm that....

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:29 am

AussiePam;501163 wrote: .. make beautiful music together in the sea.. for I saw in a pm that....

if you swim in the sea now the dolphins will........

Belladonna · Post by **Belladonna** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:19 am

Tater Tazz;501194 wrote: if you swim in the sea now the dolphins will........

Give us a ride, to that......

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:47 pm

Belladonna;501224 wrote: Give us a ride, to that......

Island over there where we can...

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:13 pm

Rain;503617 wrote: Island over there where we can...

....learn to do the hula dance and..................

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:19 pm

Grumpaz;503642 wrote: ....learn to do the hula dance and..................

soak up the sun all day with tall drinks. Then we can...

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:07 pm

Rain;504988 wrote: soak up the sun all day with tall drinks. Then we can...

lie in our hammocks under a glowing moon and

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:11 am

slip away into sandman land by the sound of the waves hitting the....

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:23 am

Rain;506051 wrote: slip away into sandman land by the sound of the waves hitting the....

pirate ship that has just sailed into the harbour. "What's that flying from the yardarm?" asked Marie. "Don't you know anything" said Grumpaz, "it's....

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:14 pm

chocoholic;506152 wrote: pirate ship that has just sailed into the harbour. "What's that flying from the yardarm?" asked Marie. "Don't you know anything" said Grumpaz, "it's....

a pair of lady's bloomers. Do you think.....

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:34 pm

a pair of lady's bloomers. Do you think.....

...if we stormed the ship and grabbed them they would fit me? So off we went to....

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:18 pm

Rain;506674 wrote: a pair of lady's bloomers. Do you think.....

...if we stormed the ship and grabbed them they would fit me? So off we went to....

attempt an undercover operation to lift the bloomers from the

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:33 pm

...Yardarm. We got 1/2 way up to the yardarm and .......

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:45 am

Rain;507742 wrote: ...Yardarm. We got 1/2 way up to the yardarm and .......one of the pirates saw us! So, we decided to run to the .......

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:16 pm

Tater Tazz;507973 wrote: one of the pirates saw us! So, we decided to run to the .......

poopdeck...a good place cos we were so scared!

:wah: but .....

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:14 pm

The pirates found us and tied us up. They lined us up to walk the ......

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:32 pm

plank but Fibonacci started tap dancing to the pirates singing the ............

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:04 pm

"Yo ho ho and a bottle of Rum" song. The pirates thought that was pretty funny, so...

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:05 pm

They let me go. They provided a boat so i could get back home. I asked if they would do the same if the others could entertain them as well as I had.

"Sure.." said The Captain. "who's Next?"

Rain stepped foward and.......

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:02 am

Fibonacci;508824 wrote: They let me go. They provided a boat so i could get back home. I asked if they would do the same if the others could entertain them as well as I had.

"Sure.." said The Captain. "who's Next?"

Rain stepped foward and.......

started telling pirate jokes instead. The pirates were not happy when they heard the others laughing.........

theia · Post by **theia** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:09 am

Mustang;509022 wrote: started telling pirate jokes instead. The pirates were not happy when they heard the others laughing.........

because they felt that it was not politically correct to mock their profession and so.......

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:39 am

theia;509026 wrote: because they felt that it was not politically correct to mock their profession and so.......
they would only give them a floaty instead of a boat to swim to the shore. The water was filled...........................

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:17 am

Tater Tazz;509075 wrote: they would only give them a floaty instead of a boat to swim to the shore. The water was filled...........................

with more than one Guppy to direct them all to the shore.......

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:10 am

Mustang;509092 wrote: with more than one Guppy to direct them all to the shore.......But, when guppy turned around, a huge whale was coming toward them. so,

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:12 am

Tater Tazz;509813 wrote: But, when guppy turned around, a huge whale was coming toward them. so,

she blew some bubbles, signaling the others to hurry and follow her to..........

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:05 am

Mustang;509930 wrote: she blew some bubbles, signaling the others to hurry and follow her to..........

the island of the never ending story.

so when they reached the island they..................................

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:27 pm

...were welcomed by Falkor the Luck Dragon.

"Follow me," he said. "Quickly!"

He led them to......

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:50 pm

Fibonacci;512100 wrote: ...were welcomed by Falkor the Luck Dragon.

"Follow me," he said. "Quickly!"

He led them to......

The highest point on the island where they could over look the pirate ship, and there they found...

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:28 am

Rain;512160 wrote: The highest point on the island where they could over look the pirate ship, and there they found...
the body of the dead princess.

apperently, she was.........................

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:45 am

waiting for the group to arrive. But something found her before they did.

"What do we do now?" asked TT.

Falkor thought for a moment. "Would you like to know why you were led here?"

TT consulted the group. when they came to an agreement she turned to Falkor.

"Spill It!"

"Well," Falkor began, "It all started when......."

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:14 am

Fibonacci;512339 wrote: waiting for the group to arrive. But something found her before they did.

"What do we do now?" asked TT.

Falkor thought for a moment. "Would you like to know why you were led here?"

TT consulted the group. when they came to an agreement she turned to Falkor.

"Spill It!"

"Well," Falkor began, "It all started when......."

Gygz walked into the bar and saw blood stains on his shirt..........

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:48 pm

Mustang;512375 wrote: Gygz walked into the bar and saw blood stains on his shirt..........
He relized that he had become extremly drunk and broke his glass.

He thought to himself, could I..............................