Those unanswerable questions

devist8me · Post by **devist8me** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:22 pm

Why can't I just order my food at the drive-thru without being hounded about other stuff, ie,biggie size? apple pie?

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:45 pm

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Who put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:49 pm

What is another word for "Thesaurus"?

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:51 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: 1. Why is abbreviation such a long word

2. Why isn't phonetic spelt like it sounds

3. Why isnt nostalgia like it used to be

1. To make us realize why we need abbreviations.

2. Because on the "phone" you only have sound and your ears to guide you.

3. It is. We just like to think our generation is different.

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:52 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: How does the bloke who drives the snow plough get to work ?

He works from home.

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:54 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed

Because they are in shock at how horrible they look without it.

(a good trick is to hold a small mirror below the face so she is looking down at the mirror she is using for the application. tends to fix the mouth problem more often than not. don't look a scary face straight in the eye)

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:56 pm

devist8me wrote: Why can't I just order my food at the drive-thru without being hounded about other stuff, ie,biggie size? apple pie?

Because you're not assertive enough. :wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:59 pm

BabyRider wrote: Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Who put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

Because we're rebellious and they know it.

The person who named the disorder couldn't say "lithp".

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:05 pm

Ah ---are we being a bit anal retentive

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:06 pm

hotsauce wrote: What is another word for "Thesaurus"?

Why should it be only one word?

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:10 pm

JAB wrote: Why do we ask someone "Are you sleeping?" as if we really expect a positive answer?

I'm usually hoping for no answer. If you say it like you want them to be awake you'll find out the truth.

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:58 pm

Der Wulf wrote: Ah ---are we being a bit anal retentive

I just love a challenge.

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:33 am

Der Wulf wrote: Ah ---are we being a bit anal retentive

Awwe there is our fave tax smile back again, hugzs hun, and I think koan is just having way to much fun here, I am going to jump all over her and call her a big old know it all ahahahahaha but all in fun dear girl

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:38 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: why do they make lemon juice with "flavouring" and make washing up liquid with "real lemons" ? :-3

and make us aware they are not interchangeable

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:32 am

awwww man, if only I had all the answers like koan....she is a total smartie!

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:46 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: hotsauce.

Your not supposed to answer them , that would just spoil the vision and beauty of them

They are purely hypothetical

yeah...got that...being funny. ha..ha..ha....

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:51 am

Doctor Who wrote: Someone had to , lip is already a word. :wah:
PMSL :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Nice one!

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:25 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: If a 7-11 is open 24 days a week, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors

In case Jason, Freddie Kreuger or Michael Myers shows up some night with a machete in hand. Of course if they lock the doors the killer has somehow gotten inside already, then they lose the keys, are stuck inside with the psychopath and have to make a weapon out of the slurpie machine.

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:05 am

and never say 'you're going to be right back.....'

:yh_rotfl