Ask Woppy ANYTHING!!

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:41 am

Ok, I'm gonna take the plunge and go for it.....

Seeing as I've been away for a while, thought I would come back with a bit of fun..... at my expense?? :-3

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:00 am

LOL!!

Trust me, I didn't wan't to do it :sneaky:

Seriously though, I have missed you all :-4

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:01 am

Diuretic;508900 wrote: Welcome back.

Right, that's the niceties out of the way.

Do you have a favourite football team?

If so, which one?

Thank you!

Right then....

Favourite footie team is Southampton FC

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:44 am

woppy71;508902 wrote: Thank you!

Right then....

Favourite footie team is Southampton FC

Woohoo! My hometown!

"Oh when the Saints, Go marching in, Oh when the Saints go marching in......."

Did you know your woppysworld link doesn't work? :rolleyes:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:44 am

Welcome back Woppy! :-6

How would you spend your perfect day?

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:29 am

Wendybird;508906 wrote: Favourite snack?

Both a sweet and a savoury answer please :p

Ahhh... snacks, a thing very close to my heart :wah:

Savoury: Cheese Moments / Pork Scratchings

Sweet: Toffee Snack-A-Jacks

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:30 am

Rapunzel;508909 wrote: Woohoo! My hometown!

"Oh when the Saints, Go marching in, Oh when the Saints go marching in......."

Did you know your woppysworld link doesn't work? :rolleyes:

Wooooopsss.... will get the sorted later on today..:-2

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:32 am

Diuretic;508917 wrote: Is Harry Redknap still there? Or am I a total dullard and laggard and he's off managing Partick Thistle or something?

LOL!!! Now, that is a good question!!!

well, He left the Saints and went back to Portsmouth (Mushes!!!!)

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:34 am

Hamster;508934 wrote: Woppy welcome back! :-4

Which came first-the chicken or the egg?

An interesting question!

Well, if the chicken was male, then it definately came first, other wise, the egg. :sneaky:

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:34 am

Betty Boop;508936 wrote: Welcome back Woppy! :-6

How would you spend your perfect day?

Easy one that!

Spending the day with Archie and Carrie-Anne :-4

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:36 am

do you think harry rednap was a double agent who went to the saints to take them down and once his mission was done he jumped ship went back to pompey and made them geat again:sneaky:

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:40 am

jimbo;508950 wrote: do you think harry rednap was a double agent who went to the saints to take them down and once his mission was done he jumped ship went back to pompey and made them geat again:sneaky:

PMSL!!

Well, Jimbo, me ole' mucker! , I wouldn't say he was a double agent, more of an Ameoba who couldn't hack it at a club with real passion and drive, so he had to return to the big pile of sh.....er....poo that is Pompey.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:00 am

woppy71;508952 wrote: PMSL!!

Well, Jimbo, me ole' mucker! , I wouldn't say he was a double agent, more of an Ameoba who couldn't hack it at a club with real passion and drive, so he had to return to the big pile of sh.....er....poo that is Pompey.

good to see there are no hard feelings mate:wah:

i lived in pompey for 20 years and being a spurs supporter i always got a hard time down there , you guys really hate each other something to do with years ago there was a dockers strike at pompey and loads of southampton community union men i kid you not known as SCUM honest thats the way the story i was told goes broke the strike leaving the poor old pompey work shy (i'm kidding they work hard) starving but leaving the saints fans with the horrible nick name of scummers

your thoughts on this episode please i've only heard the pompey version and thought there must be two sides to every story i've never met a saints fan before so you have the honour of putting the record straight

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:14 am

jimbo;508956 wrote: good to see there are no hard feelings mate:wah:

i lived in pompey for 20 years and being a spurs supporter i always got a hard time down there , you guys really hate each other something to do with years ago there was a dockers strike at pompey and loads of southampton community union men i kid you not known as SCUM honest thats the way the story i was told goes broke the strike leaving the poor old pompey work shy (i'm kidding they work hard) starving but leaving the saints fans with the horrible nick name of scummers

your thoughts on this episode please i've only heard the pompey version and thought there must be two sides to every story i've never met a saints fan before so you have the honour of putting the record straight

LOL! Blimey, all I know is that my father tought me to hate the pompey, never bothered looking into the real story behind it. I'd be interested in looking into it though.

But what I will say is that having Pompey in a higher league than us is a real pisser :-5

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:32 am

Keith W;508960 wrote: How long will it take you to fix your link to your web site?:yh_tong2

Just as soon as time allows :yh_tong2

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:55 am

Dear Wopster, can you help me think of a question ? My mind isnt working so well right now.

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:56 am

Nomad;508968 wrote: Dear Wopster, can you help me think of a question ? My mind isnt working so well right now.

hmmmm..... Thats a toughie!

OK, military weapons and tactics.

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:02 am

Hello, how do you make the perfect omelet?

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:12 am

Hamster;508970 wrote: Just how good are you at Chess?

Well, when I was in the fifth year at secondary school, I was rated at 2100 elo (candidate master) but then I just stopped playing.

I havn't been rated offcially since, but an educated guess would be around 1700-1750 elo (strong club player)

I just don't get the time to put the practice and studying in

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:14 am

woppy71;508969 wrote: hmmmm..... Thats a toughie!

OK, military weapons and tactics.

Easier please.

I liked the omelette question. A breakfast question perhaps ? Can you think of one for me ?

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:17 am

Nomad;508977 wrote: Easier please.

I liked the omelette question. A breakfast question perhaps ? Can you think of one for me ?

What'syour favourite breakfast?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:24 am

woppy71;508979 wrote: What'syour favourite breakfast?

That is a good one thanks !

Those things on the side of Frankensteins neck, what were they for again and how were they held in ?

Also why was the top of his head flat ?

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:31 am

Nomad;508985 wrote: That is a good one thanks !

Those things on the side of Frankensteins neck, what were they for again and how were they held in ?

Also why was the top of his head flat ?

Ahhh... thats an easy one!

He had bolts on the side and his head was flat so that he cold easily have an oversize bayonet fitting slid onto his head. Made it easier to get the electricity into him. Flicking a light switch is easier than getting the power from the lightening. See?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:33 am

woppy71;508991 wrote: Ahhh... thats an easy one!

He had bolts on the side and his head was flat so that he cold easily have an oversize bayonet fitting slid onto his head. Made it easier to get the electricity into him. Flicking a light switch is easier than getting the power from the lightening. See?

No.

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:02 am

Keith W;509718 wrote: How long is a piece of string??
12 inches. Thats official. look it up if you don't believe me

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:48 am

If you were stuck on a island and had only one item, what would that be?:)

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:46 am

Wopster, Do you think less of Pluto now that its been demoted ? I mean can you still get along with it ? Or is it buh bye ?

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:36 am

Tater Tazz;509797 wrote: If you were stuck on a island and had only one item, what would that be?:)

A working shortwave radio:)

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:38 am

Tater Tazz;508972 wrote: Hello, how do you make the perfect omelet?

With fresh ingredients and a quick hand

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:40 am

Pinky;509805 wrote: What would be the best thing that could possibly happen to you right at this moment in time?

A group hug with my little man and Carrie-Anne

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:42 am

Nomad;509946 wrote: Wopster, Do you think less of Pluto now that its been demoted ? I mean can you still get along with it ? Or is it buh bye ?

I think Pluto's great!! I think people are really mean to it!! I mean, poor thing, stuck all the way out there in the cold and dark

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:43 am

Diuretic;509954 wrote: I bet Wopster's not a planet snob

Oh, I'm definately not a planet snob, but I do have a slight preferance for Uranus.

:sneaky:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:42 am

woppy71;509983 wrote: I think Pluto's great!! I think people are really mean to it!! I mean, poor thing, stuck all the way out there in the cold and dark

What is it you like the most about Pluto ?