Relax Spot there isn't to many foods left in the US that require cuttlery.... Yuummm Subway ...
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koan;507695 wrote: I believe it was requested at Burger King in Calgary two summers ago. :rolleyes:
I might be allowed to observe that though the number of food outlets I've patronized where one sits at a table which lacks cutlery is still counted in single figures, the only factor in common to all of those visits has been your presence.
It's not as though eating with fingers is unknown in England - I've happily asked for open fish and chips wrapped in paper, for example, after dark at least - and while fingers combined with tables undoubtedly brings on cultureshock the effect is multiplied when one's dining companion introduces sensual display to make perfectly clear whose turf we're on. What can be deliberately done with freely-flowing sandwich juices is far more lewd than mere donut jam, and I speak as one recently educated in these matters. I'd have put it all down to uncouth imagination had it not been for the gleam in your eye as you were doing it.
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spot;507928 wrote: I might be allowed to observe that though the number of food outlets I've patronized where one sits at a table which lacks cutlery is still counted in single figures, the only factor in common to all of those visits has been your presence.
It's not as though eating with fingers is unknown in England - I've happily asked for open fish and chips wrapped in paper, for example, after dark at least - and while fingers combined with tables undoubtedly brings on cultureshock the effect is multiplied when one's dining companion introduces sensual display to make perfectly clear whose turf we're on. What can be deliberately done with freely-flowing sandwich juices is far more lewd than mere donut jam, and I speak as one recently educated in these matters. I'd have put it all down to uncouth imagination had it not been for the gleam in your eye as you were doing it.
Spock. Im with ya. I have eaten pizza and ribs with the appropriate utensils. I understand.
I like that Avatar Wolverine. Where did you get it?:D
As for eating messy food. I cant eat spaghetti without a spoon.
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Wolverine;509535 wrote: i never figured out how to eat it with a spoon.
You probably aren't asking for Instructions but....
Pick up a small amount of spaghetti with the spoon
Put the fork on the spoon and twist the fork
The spaghetti should be neatly wrapped around the fork:D
Wolverine;509535 wrote: as for the avatar... stole it from a guy I know.
Ah! :wah:
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
Wolverine;509541 wrote: dude... i'm a dumb Iowa farmboy. i only recently learned how to use chopsticks.
Don't get me started with chopsticks. I have to put all my concentration into just holding them right. When i finally try to pick up something with them it pops out from between them and goes flying.:wah:
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.