paddy's jigsaw
paddy's jigsaw
my mate paddy(not irish) rang me last night and said jimbo i'm having terrible trouble with my jigsaw puzzle i just cant make any thing of it can you help me please i said of course i will mate i will come round in the morning i said just so as i get a feel for it whats it a puzzle of ??, he said i have know idea i cant even get that far ... i said paddy whats the picture on the box mate what is it ... he says oh yeah jimbo i got it now its a big cockerill a big cockerill .... next morning i go round and on the kitchen table there is mess every where i said paddy what the bloody hell is that mess ... he said jimbo thats the blooming jigsaw puzzle ..... i just sighed and said paddy put the bloody cornflakes back in the box mate

paddy's jigsaw
Thats a good one. :wah:
Any idea on developing a "paddy hitler" joke? You are good at the jokes.
Any idea on developing a "paddy hitler" joke? You are good at the jokes.
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"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
paddy's jigsaw
flopstock;512405 wrote: Okay, I was LOL and have no idea what a cockerill is!:wah:
oh i had not thought of that for our usa friends i think a rooster is the uk cockerill and its on the box of kellogs corn flakes
and no nomad you dont use cornflakes on the tender part of your feet :wah: :wah:
oh i had not thought of that for our usa friends i think a rooster is the uk cockerill and its on the box of kellogs corn flakes
and no nomad you dont use cornflakes on the tender part of your feet :wah: :wah:
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Ever seen that big jigsaw which is a picture of thousands of baked beans?. I wouldn't even attempt it without a picture on the lid 
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Good One!! :wah: