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YZGI;514228 wrote: Grapes arent so bad its when he wants you to peel his peas when ya know he is really hurting.
Well you know what he's like, always taking the pea! lol:wah:
Well you know what he's like, always taking the pea! lol:wah:
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Uncle Kram;514217 wrote: Hi folks, this is Laura Kram's daughter. Dad's doing fine, he's a bit sore but he's doing ok. As you all know him so well now, I would expect you to know that he is totally milking it, getting me to make him tea and coffee on demand. I dunno, he'l be wanting a little bell next. (Spot the Krammie inspired humour!):wah: So I just thought you would like to know how he's doing. Love you all, from Laura and Kram xx
Get well soon Krambo x
Get well soon Krambo x
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Hi Laura, tell your Dad that I got to this thread too late, and I wish him well also!
Glad to hear that he's doing okay...and sounds normal, wanting grapes peeled and a bell...make sure you have the bendy straws for all of his drinks and a warm compress for his head for thinking too much if he needs it!! :-6
Take Care,
Wendy
Glad to hear that he's doing okay...and sounds normal, wanting grapes peeled and a bell...make sure you have the bendy straws for all of his drinks and a warm compress for his head for thinking too much if he needs it!! :-6
Take Care,
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Give him a pain pill and a hot toddy. He will even eat his bananas unpeeled then.
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Uncle Kram;514217 wrote: Hi folks, this is Laura Kram's daughter. Dad's doing fine, he's a bit sore but he's doing ok. As you all know him so well now, I would expect you to know that he is totally milking it, getting me to make him tea and coffee on demand. I dunno, he'l be wanting a little bell next. (Spot the Krammie inspired humour!):wah: So I just thought you would like to know how he's doing. Love you all, from Laura and Kram xx
Good to know all is well cos, well if it wasn't he wouldn't have a leg to stand on
, just don't let him milk it too much Laura!
Give him a hug from me and tell him he can start the marathon training in a couple of weeks. :wah:
Good to know all is well cos, well if it wasn't he wouldn't have a leg to stand on
Give him a hug from me and tell him he can start the marathon training in a couple of weeks. :wah:
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Uncle Kram;515128 wrote: O U C H
Ahh poor Krammi, it look's really swollen, did the surgery go well? Sending you hugs :-4
Ahh poor Krammi, it look's really swollen, did the surgery go well? Sending you hugs :-4
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Uncle Kram;515128 wrote: O U C H
Oh poor Kram. How long do the bandages stay on for?
Oh poor Kram. How long do the bandages stay on for?
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SuzyB;515132 wrote: Ahh poor Krammi, it look's really swollen, did the surgery go well? Sending you hugs :-4
Although it was in my knee, it was a pain in the arse!!:D Hope your backs ok Suzy, I know my op was very minor compared to yours. :yh_hugs
Although it was in my knee, it was a pain in the arse!!:D Hope your backs ok Suzy, I know my op was very minor compared to yours. :yh_hugs
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Betty Boop;515134 wrote: Oh poor Kram. How long do the bandages stay on for?
The outer bandage comes off on Monday, and the two inner bandages come off a week later when the stitches are removed.
The outer bandage comes off on Monday, and the two inner bandages come off a week later when the stitches are removed.
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Pinky;515163 wrote: Oh bless ya. Sorry it hurts at the mo, but it'll be well worth it in the long run (no pun intended, sorry!)
Oi you, hoppit!

Oi you, hoppit!
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Pinky;515173 wrote: :wah: :wah:
Ok, I'm now legging it, hehe!
No knee to do that!!

Ok, I'm now legging it, hehe!
No knee to do that!!
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Pinky;515177 wrote: You're striding ahead with Puns today Unc!:D
Well it's a joint venture
Well it's a joint venture
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Hamster;515240 wrote: Sorry to hear you are sore Unc..but it is sure good to see they didn't accidentely do a "sense-of-humourectomy" :wah:
I reckon my right knee will be sore for quite a while. It's much more uncomfortable today which is a little annoying as they were supposed to do the left knee :rolleyes: ..........I jest of course
I was going to have a humourectomy, but exploratory surgery found no evidence of one
I reckon my right knee will be sore for quite a while. It's much more uncomfortable today which is a little annoying as they were supposed to do the left knee :rolleyes: ..........I jest of course
I was going to have a humourectomy, but exploratory surgery found no evidence of one
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Hamster;515275 wrote: :wah: and how did the egoectomy go???
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Hamster;515275 wrote: :wah: and how did the egoectomy go??? I'm pretty confident it was the best one they'd ever done 
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Uncle Kram;512950 wrote: It's possible that I may make it to the Hop tomorrow night, but unlikely, as the operation on my knee takes place tomorrow afternoon. It's my first op since 1966 so I'm a little nervous but I'm trying to be butch and manly about it.
I haven't slept well lately, so I'm hoping that while it's all going on I will at least be getting a decent bit of shut-eye. I can't drive for 2 weeks but the real downside is that I have to have 17 days off work just putting my feet up. It's going to be a hideous ordeal I know.
Poor thing. I only wish I needed surgery ! Time off...painkillers... *sigh*
Id be freaking out too. I took a nasty fall a few yrs ago and gashed my leg pretty good but I wouldnt let them put stitches in.
I haven't slept well lately, so I'm hoping that while it's all going on I will at least be getting a decent bit of shut-eye. I can't drive for 2 weeks but the real downside is that I have to have 17 days off work just putting my feet up. It's going to be a hideous ordeal I know.
Poor thing. I only wish I needed surgery ! Time off...painkillers... *sigh*
Id be freaking out too. I took a nasty fall a few yrs ago and gashed my leg pretty good but I wouldnt let them put stitches in.
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Nomad;515401 wrote: Poor thing. I only wish I needed surgery ! Time off...painkillers... *sigh*
Id be freaking out too. I took a nasty fall a few yrs ago and gashed my leg pretty good but I wouldnt let them put stitches in.
Actually, they told me I needed 3 weeks off which would be 24 days off inc yesterday. I can go back earlier if I get my Doc to sign me off otherwise I'm not insured apparently. I'll probably be under pressure to return to work and who knows, I might be a little stir-crazy by then. Strange thing is, I've found sitting around with my feet up has been tiring
When I'm here on my own when Laura's back at scool, I'll probably be bored. Got a few books in though
Id be freaking out too. I took a nasty fall a few yrs ago and gashed my leg pretty good but I wouldnt let them put stitches in.
Actually, they told me I needed 3 weeks off which would be 24 days off inc yesterday. I can go back earlier if I get my Doc to sign me off otherwise I'm not insured apparently. I'll probably be under pressure to return to work and who knows, I might be a little stir-crazy by then. Strange thing is, I've found sitting around with my feet up has been tiring
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Uncle Kram;515405 wrote: Actually, they told me I needed 3 weeks off which would be 24 days off inc yesterday. I can go back earlier if I get my Doc to sign me off otherwise I'm not insured apparently. I'll probably be under pressure to return to work and who knows, I might be a little stir-crazy by then. Strange thing is, I've found sitting around with my feet up has been tiring
When I'm here on my own when Laura's back at scool, I'll probably be bored. Got a few books in though
I understand that. If I have more than 3 days off with no plans Im ready to get back. Once I get back I wish I was home again. Its all part of the insanity. Get well soon unc.
I understand that. If I have more than 3 days off with no plans Im ready to get back. Once I get back I wish I was home again. Its all part of the insanity. Get well soon unc.
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Nomad;515412 wrote: I understand that. If I have more than 3 days off with no plans Im ready to get back. Once I get back I wish I was home again. Its all part of the insanity. Get well soon unc.
Thanks Brian
Thanks Brian
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Hamster;515423 wrote: and just how many minutes is that?? I bet you've got it worked out? :wah:
:wah: :wah:
:wah: :wah:
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Flippin Villa got beat again by United, this is not Krams week at all. Don't worry UK, I share your pain, flippin United. Buggers. I am now going to go into a male rant........dfhbdf,,,,,ddbdhvbd,zvjdvbdkvbdv,znvkvdkv..vjvnvnvvkj. There, I am over it now.
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"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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Hamster;515460 wrote: Translation please???? 
I don't think there is one. I am just venting. :-5
I don't think there is one. I am just venting. :-5
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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Hamster;515462 wrote: Ok but just so I know...is that male speak or Irish speak or a combination of both?
Apparently I have on occasion slippined into Irish when I am drunk and annoyed, but I think I have to be pretty drunk.
My feelings in Irish at the moment are
Ni maith liom manchain aontaithe.
Apparently I have on occasion slippined into Irish when I am drunk and annoyed, but I think I have to be pretty drunk.
My feelings in Irish at the moment are
Ni maith liom manchain aontaithe.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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Galbally;515428 wrote: Flippin Villa got beat again by United, this is not Krams week at all. Don't worry UK, I share your pain, flippin United. Buggers. I am now going to go into a male rant........dfhbdf,,,,,ddbdhvbd,zvjdvbdkvbdv,znvkvdkv..vjvnvnvvkj. There, I am over it now.:wah: .....oh I mean :-1
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Pinky;515486 wrote: I bet that means bloody crappy team, they're a load of cobblers!:D
It means "I hate Manchester United!" :wah:
Wait. :-1
It means "I hate Manchester United!" :wah:
Wait. :-1
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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Unc - big hugs for you but gentle ones for the knees
Actually the bandage is quite sexy - you know us bossy women we like you when you're vulnerable and in pain:sneaky:
Actually the bandage is quite sexy - you know us bossy women we like you when you're vulnerable and in pain:sneaky:
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Imladris;515572 wrote: Unc - big hugs for you but gentle ones for the knees
Actually the bandage is quite sexy - you know us bossy women we like you when you're vulnerable and in pain:sneaky:
OMG...My knee's agony and I can't walk unaided :sneaky:
Actually the bandage is quite sexy - you know us bossy women we like you when you're vulnerable and in pain:sneaky:
OMG...My knee's agony and I can't walk unaided :sneaky:
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Uncle Kram;515747 wrote: OMG...My knee's agony and I can't walk unaided :sneaky: :DYou should use a crutch krambo. 
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Hey Krammy, hope you take it easy on that knee of yours....I know it will be hard to sit still, good thing you have your "garden family" to keep you company :-6
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Well at exactly this time last week I was in the operating theatre. Here's an update. My knee is still uncomfortable but I have exercises to do which although appearing easy have been an effort. I can now bend my knee to about 60° before encountering discomfort. I think there may be an infection in the stitches on the inside of my knee as last night in bed, I couldn't allow the weight of the knee to bear on the stitches where previously there was no problem. The stitches on the outside of my knee are ok. I've been told I feel tired and sometimes drowsy due to the general anaesthetic which can stay in the system for a couple of weeks. Personally, I put it down to boredom. I've been on here, watched some telly and read one book so far. Highlight of the day was going outside to bring my bin in and show a roofer the damage to my roof from yesterdays winds. I need a lie down after all the excitement of that and a PM off Cher 
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If you've got an infection you will get it checked out won't you. (that's not a question - that's an order!!!)
I got an infection in the wound after I had surgery and a few antibiotics soon sorted it out.
I got an infection in the wound after I had surgery and a few antibiotics soon sorted it out.
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Imladris;521940 wrote: If you've got an infection you will get it checked out won't you. (that's not a question - that's an order!!!)
I got an infection in the wound after I had surgery and a few antibiotics soon sorted it out.
Stitches are coming out on Monday so I'll try to be a brave little soldier until then Immy
I got an infection in the wound after I had surgery and a few antibiotics soon sorted it out.
Stitches are coming out on Monday so I'll try to be a brave little soldier until then Immy
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