YZGI's In Bed Advice Column

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:10 am

Pinky;519033 wrote: Push-up bra or no bra at all?
No Bra. Hate them bra's . Love to see em natural. Especially on a trampoline.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:11 am

Pinky;519039 wrote: Are defuzzed things really more fun?:D
I prefer a bit of a landing strip. Dont want to think I am with a 12 yr old if ya know what I mean. At least give me a sign.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:12 am

Hamster;519042 wrote: YZGI have you ever lost your um...."urgency" as you have spent too much time on the computer answering questions?
Um how much work you figure I have gotten done today?

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:12 am

YZGI;519043 wrote: I prefer a bit of a landing strip. Dont want to think I am with a 12 yr old if ya know what I mean. At least give me a sign.

do you need flag men pointing the way as well? :wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:12 am

Pinky;519027 wrote: Which are better? G-strings or french knickers?
No knickers are the best.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:13 am

koan;519046 wrote: do you need flag men pointing the way as well? :wah:
No but flag women would be fun.

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:13 am

YZGI;519043 wrote: I prefer a bit of a landing strip. Dont want to think I am with a 12 yr old if ya know what I mean. At least give me a sign.

are you flying a jumbo jet or a biplane?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:15 am

Hamster;519050 wrote: YZGI is it better to kiss and tell or tell how to kiss?
Tell how to kiss. That way you get it the way you want it.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:16 am

koan;519051 wrote: are you flying a jumbo jet or a biplane?
More of a cargo plane. Too deliver the load of course.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:17 am

Pinky;519054 wrote: What's the best way to avoid waking the neighbours up when you really need to have a good screamer session?:D
Buy them tickets to the movie. If they wont go just get you some of them wax lips and hold them in. It seems to muffle the sound a bit.:wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:19 am

Dear YZGI, is it normal for a lust-crazed, bendy-legged woman to chase you half naked in the street the next morning with a glint in her eye, and mussed up hair, pleading breathlessly with you to come back for some more before work? Is this a common experience? Am I doing something wrong?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:19 am

Hamster;519059 wrote: YZGI what's the best way to apologise to neighbours after you have woken them up screaming to the gods?
Dont apologize. Just smile because they are jealous.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:25 am

Galbally;519062 wrote: Dear YZGI, is it normal for a lust-crazed, bendy-legged woman to chase you half naked in the street the next morning with a glint in her eye, and mussed up hair, pleading breathlessly with you to come back for some more before work? Is this a common experience? Am I doing something wrong?

Well it tells me that you at least go after the right class of women for yourself.:wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:25 am

Pinky;519066 wrote: Getting out of bed in the first place is just wrong!:wah:

Yes, I can see why this causes upset, but I gotta earn some money to pay off the bills for the broken bed, the food, the cleaning bills, the wrecked shower, the expensive undies, and the neighbors health care treatments for shattered ear drums at some stage woman.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:26 am

YZGI;519069 wrote: Well it tells me that you at least go after the right class of women for yourself.:wah:

Enthusiasm and determination are always admirable qualities in a woman in my experience. :wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:27 am

Hamster;519065 wrote: YZGI do women ever chase you down the street in the morning asking for more?
Not yet. They seem to have all had enough. Take that either way eh?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:29 am

Dear YZGI, why is it that women always get that serious look in there eyes whenever they really start to enjoy themselves?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:30 am

Hamster;519065 wrote: YZGI do women ever chase you down the street in the morning asking for more?
Oh wait once it did happen. Turns out I forgot to pay her.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:30 am

Pinky;519074 wrote: :yh_rotfl

A futon and some earplugs might help that somewhat!;)

Yes futons are definetly a good choice, its Japanese reliability you see. As for the earplugs, I prefer the volume turned up really. :rolleyes:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:30 am

Galbally;519076 wrote: Dear YZGI, why is it that women always get that serious look in there eyes whenever they really start to enjoy themselves?
Same reason we look like we are fighting a tiger when we get there.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:31 am

Oh yes we are doing a bit of tiger fighting at that point arent we?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:31 am

YZGI;519082 wrote: Same reason we look like we are fighting a tiger when we get there.

Yes, its the animal instinct init? Good answer. :-6

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:34 am

YZGI;519079 wrote: Oh wait once it did happen. Turns out I forgot to pay her.

What was she doing, selling cookies? I do not understand this as I am a catholic and we are all ordered by the pope to do such things for free. Its all there in that holy book thingy that we have, somewhere in the middle.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:35 am

Dear YZGI, why is it, do you think, that this thread has reached 14 pages in an hour and a half?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:36 am

Galbally;519087 wrote: What was she doing, selling cookies? I do not understand this as I am a catholic and we are all ordered by the pope to do such things for free. Its all there in that holy book thingy that we have, somewhere in the middle.
You got it. Those girl scouts can run really fast.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:37 am

Hamster;519092 wrote: YZGI do you often have to pay for sex?
Sweety, Every single day of my life.:wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:38 am

Galbally;519090 wrote: Dear YZGI, why is it, do you think, that this thread has reached 14 pages in an hour and a half?

I dont know but I'm going to have to ice me fingers and have a smoke pretty quick here.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:39 am

Dear YZGI, why are the ladies of FG so sexy, and how did we get so lucky?

Mystery · Post by **Mystery** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:40 am

<---numb wrists from taking so many notes :-2

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:40 am

YZGI;519096 wrote: Sweety, Every single day of my life.:wah:

Oh you are the sharp one today my friend, don't let your wife read it though. :wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:41 am

Galbally;519100 wrote: Dear YZGI, why are the ladies of FG so sexy, and how did we get so lucky?
That is a great question. I surmised you brought them all here.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:42 am

Galbally;519103 wrote: Oh you are the sharp one today my friend, don't let your wife read it though. :wah:
Good Idea Gal...

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:43 am

Hamster;519107 wrote: YZGI why is Galbally fishing for something and complimenting us Fg ladies?

What's he after?
Just a little lovin. Nothing wrong with that.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:43 am

YZGI;519104 wrote: That is a great question. I surmised you brought them all here.

I thought you did, you sly dog?

You are my best buddy now though! :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:44 am

Hamster;519107 wrote: YZGI why is Galbally fishing for something and complimenting us Fg ladies?

What's he after?

Wouldn't you love to know? :rolleyes: