YZGI's In Bed Advice Column

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:45 am

Galbally;519109 wrote: I thought you did, you sly dog?

You are my best buddy now though! :wah:
Of course in a non gay sorta way. Not that there is anything wrong with that.:wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:46 am

Hamster;519113 wrote: Are you sure he only wants a little? :sneaky:
Your right he probaqbly wants more than a little. I mean he is a 4hour marathon lover.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:46 am

Dear YZGI, do you think blondes have more fun or do they just like talking about it?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:47 am

Hamster;519118 wrote: YZGI have you ever considered a gay adventure?
Absolutely not. Unless of course your talking about a fun Safari.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:48 am

Pinky;519122 wrote: They're not for you, dafty!:rolleyes:

Do guys consider it bad manners to wear your boots in bed?
Boots in bed are good as long as knickers are off.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:48 am

Ah good! Bed advice. YZGI, Our mattress is uncomfortable. My beloved checked the internet and it suggested mattress rotation, so now we're sleeping in shifts. Isn't there a better way?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:49 am

YZGI;519115 wrote: Of course in a non gay sorta way. Not that there is anything wrong with that.:wah:

Good lord, this thread has taken a dramatic twist. :-3

I am not a left-fielder either, but if I was I am sure I would look you up. :yh_rotfl

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:50 am

YZGI;519119 wrote: Your right he probaqbly wants more than a little. I mean he is a 4hour marathon lover.

Erm,

I may have been embellishing that somewhat, though I do my best. Sting, now he apparently is the man, maybe we should ask his wife, shes a German, you know what they are like.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:50 am

Galbally;519120 wrote: Dear YZGI, do you think blondes have more fun or do they just like talking about it?

No I dont think they have more fun. I think they were trying to difuse the dumb blond thing so they tried to come up with a cute rhyme. Thats the best they could do I reckon. Just kidding calm down you toe heads.:wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:51 am

Hamster;519126 wrote: YZGI do you think Boots or socks are better in bed?

Boots, which kind?

Socks? Oh no.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:52 am

Accountable;519129 wrote: Ah good! Bed advice. YZGI, Our mattress is uncomfortable. My beloved checked the internet and it suggested mattress rotation, so now we're sleeping in shifts. Isn't there a better way?
Yes. You sleep on the bottom of the mattress and she sleeps on the top. That way you can sleep at the same time.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:53 am

Hamster;519138 wrote: YZGI is Galbally fibbing about his sexual prowess?
Nah who fibs about that sort of thing?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:53 am

Pinky;519122 wrote: They're not for you, dafty!:rolleyes:

Do guys consider it bad manners to wear your boots in bed?

Erm, well as long as you havn't just walked through a muddy field in them I guess its alright?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:54 am

Pinky;519135 wrote: What's the best way to prevent your partner from getting headboard concussion?
Rubber headboards.

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:54 am

If your bedframe has wheels is it better to lock them or more fun to see where you end up by the end of the night?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:55 am

Hamster;519148 wrote: YZGI do you think an orgy is fun or just too much?
Too much fun.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:55 am

Hamster;519138 wrote: YZGI is Galbally fibbing about his sexual prowess?

Not at all, (cough) as soon as I remember what you are actually supposed to do during it, I will be completely back in action. :yh_rotfl

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:56 am

koan;519150 wrote: If your bedframe has wheels is it better to lock them or more fun to see where you end up by the end of the night?
I have a feeling I know where I would end up if my bed rolled. Lets just say there would be horns a honkin.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:59 am

Dear ZYGI, whats the best way to demonstrate my god-like sexual prowess to hamster, while at the same time breathing in to provide the illusion of a six pack (well a flat pack anyway)?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:00 pm

Hamster;519151 wrote: Knee pads!

Are we playing cricket or getting it on here?

Or are they the same thing, eh, eh?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:00 pm

Hamster;519156 wrote: YZGI have you ever had a threesome?
No I dont need the pressure of pleasing two women. I am also afraid the anti-nagging button (g-spot) would be in a different location.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:02 pm

Hamster;519160 wrote: An all day "Hold-it-all-in" corset?

Do you have one handy?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:02 pm

Galbally;519158 wrote: Dear ZYGI, whats the best way to demonstrate my god-like sexual prowess to hamster, while at the same time breathing in to provide the illusion of a six pack (well a flat pack anyway)?

Always lie on your back when she is around. The stomache flattens right out.