YZGI's In Bed Advice Column

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:03 pm

Hamster;519165 wrote: Well you get to run afterwards in both hey?:wah:

Quite, and they do both involve googlies as well don't they? :sneaky:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:04 pm

Hamster;519157 wrote: YZGI when it comes to oral sex is it better to give or receive??
Its best to do both.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:05 pm

Hamster;519170 wrote: Nope but then do you really have time for a 4 hour marathon?? :wah:

I could probably cancel some appointments. :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:06 pm

Hamster;519174 wrote: Yes but I have found hitting the stumps results in no more play....:wah: :-3

OOWWWWCHHH. :yh_shhhh

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:07 pm

Hamster;519168 wrote: YZGI what sports have you as excited as during intimacy with your lady?
Um I dont think sports quite excite me the same way,

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:07 pm

Hamster;519177 wrote: Ok your place or mine?

Why not up in an Air Yorkshire plane, we could have chips and pea wet after, diamond pet. :yh_laugh

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:09 pm

Hamster;519179 wrote: But rubbing the balls results in more overs!!!

As long as you don't knock them over the boundary. :yh_nailbi

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:11 pm

Hamster;519184 wrote: OMG you smooth talker you......Alan Bennett class? Or with the yobs?

Down the back in the straw pit, I am a peasant after all.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:12 pm

Pinky;519181 wrote: YZGI, what's the best way to get some energy fast because you've been going at it all night and you have to be at work in an hour...

Also, what's the best way to disguise the fact that you're walking like John Wayne without his horse?

So it was YOU! I knew I'd seen that face before!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:12 pm

Pinky;519181 wrote: YZGI, what's the best way to get some energy fast because you've been going at it all night and you have to be at work in an hour...

Also, what's the best way to disguise the fact that you're walking like John Wayne without his horse?
Welll I'll tell you pilgrim.A few shots of espresso, then just tell em you got hemorrhoids.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:13 pm

Hamster;519189 wrote: Not in the cargo bay surely?

No, in the stable, beside the coffee machine and the whippet kennels. My god woman, I thought you had flown on Yorkshire airlines before!

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:17 pm

Pinky;519194 wrote: Didn't think it was the face you'd recognise:p

Oh I never forget a charming derrier. :-4

Dear YZGI, do you think that everyone reading this but not contributing is getting a right dirty thrill at our shamless antics?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:18 pm

Hamster;519195 wrote: Um...yes I am a regular on said airline but not done the dirty there! Obviously you have more experience in the mile high club?

No, I tried it once, but the stewardess smacked me right hard. I really should have asked more politely. :yh_doh

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:19 pm

Dear YZGI, how long do you think we can keep this up?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:20 pm

i joined the half mile high club

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:20 pm

jimbo;519204 wrote: i joined the half mile high club

surely you jest!

no wonder Suzy can't walk!!!

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:21 pm

jimbo;519204 wrote: i joined the half mile high club

How do you do that? Go up a crane or something?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:22 pm

Galbally;519198 wrote: Oh I never forget a charming derrier. :-4

Dear YZGI, do you think that everyone reading this but not contributing is getting a right dirty thrill at our shamless antics?

Lets hope its at least entertaining.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:23 pm

it makes a nice change for me to torture some one else for a change wizey its gonna be a long night , i have a old copy of men only some pages are not stuck together brace yourself for loads of questions and when i get tired the ozzie lot will be getting up

soo have you ever faked one

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:23 pm

YZGI;519210 wrote: Lets hope its at least entertaining.

Well, its the best fun I've had all day anyway.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:24 pm

jimbo;519204 wrote: i joined the half mile high club

So you did it in the attic?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:24 pm

Galbally;519208 wrote: How do you do that? Go up a crane or something?

no :rolleyes:

if it takes two people to join the mile high club if you visit the loo alone you join the half mile club

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:25 pm

jimbo;519211 wrote: it makes a nice change for me to torture some one else for a change wizey its gonna be a long night , i have a old copy of men only some pages are not stuck together brace yourself for loads of questions and when i get tired the ozzie lot will be getting up

soo have you ever faked one

Never faked one but had to work my arse off to get there before.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:28 pm

YZGI;519218 wrote: Never faked one but had to work my arse off to get there before.

if it was any one else buddy i'd wonder exactly what they meant but seeing as i know your a red blooded male i know you dont mean that :-2

whats the most women you have had in the bed at the same time doing the deed

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:30 pm

jimbo;519216 wrote: no :rolleyes:

if it takes two people to join the mile high club if you visit the loo alone you join the half mile club

whew, for a moment there I was envisioning a three legged man.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:33 pm

koan;519226 wrote: whew, for a moment there I was envisioning a three legged man.

no he jake the pegged it :wah:

hang on we are spozed to be torturing wise guy not you lot replying to me for petes sake , he did it to me on the freak out jimbo with anything thread :p :p

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:40 pm

jimbo;519223 wrote: if it was any one else buddy i'd wonder exactly what they meant but seeing as i know your a red blooded male i know you dont mean that :-2

whats the most women you have had in the bed at the same time doing the deed

I must have misunderstood something. One in bed at a time. Reasons were posted earlier.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:46 pm

YZGI;519241 wrote: I must have misunderstood something. One in bed at a time. Reasons were posted earlier.

mate in england work your ass off can mean something gayish i was just letting that hammy and that pinkster know that you are a red blooded babe magnet and not to even go there buddy

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:48 pm

jimbo;519247 wrote: mate in england work your ass off can mean something gayish i was just letting that hammy and that pinkster know that you are a red blooded babe magnet and not to even go there buddy

Thanks, Good to know the cross the pond slang. Dont want any misunderstanding.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:53 pm

jimbo;519216 wrote: no :rolleyes:

if it takes two people to join the mile high club if you visit the loo alone you join the half mile club

Oh yeah, I get it now. :wah: Haven't gone there myself yet.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:55 pm

Galbally;519254 wrote: Oh yeah, I get it now. :wah: Haven't gone there myself yet.

I feel lucky to be in the top of the hill club.

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:55 pm

Is there such a thing as "enough"?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:56 pm

YZGI;519256 wrote: I feel lucky to be in the top of the hill club.

crap i'm in the over the hill club:mad:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:03 pm

YZGI;519256 wrote: I feel lucky to be in the top of the hill club.

I'd settle for a steep speed-ramp myself. :yh_rotfl

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:04 pm

koan;519258 wrote: Is there such a thing as "enough"?

Butter or sex? Which one you thinking of here?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:05 pm

koan;519258 wrote: Is there such a thing as "enough"?
At times but not for long.

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:06 pm

Galbally;519278 wrote: Butter or sex? Which one you thinking of here?

I was thinking of sex in the refrigerator actually, in which case you wouldn't want it too full of butter.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:06 pm

jimbo;519261 wrote: crap i'm in the over the hill club:mad:

Well to be "over the hill" means you must know whats it like to go up in the first place, so its wisdom you've gained init?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:07 pm

koan;519281 wrote: I was thinking of sex in the refrigerator actually, in which case you wouldn't want it too full of butter.

This is very true, thank god we now have the refrigeration technology to make the impossible dream come true eh? :yh_think

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:08 pm

FG is just like real life. If you want a popular thread, go for either sex for violence. :wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:09 pm

koan;519281 wrote: I was thinking of sex in the refrigerator actually, in which case you wouldn't want it too full of butter.
But if the butter was refridgerated the coldness might possibly cause shrinkage.