Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:14 pm

Instead of learning something new each day...it might be more fun to learn something untrue each day. What do you think?

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:15 pm

I'll start....

Boxers wear those things in their mouths to keep from swearing at each other while getting beat about the head...not to protect their teeth.

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:16 pm

oh im gonna get all muddled with this

ok......

on telly this morning there was a discussion point that we tend to fall for someone who looks like a member of the family..... well i can say thats not true (well for me at least!!)

thats all i can come up with for now!! sorry!

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:17 pm

Alcohol makes men charming and witty!

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:19 pm

pink princess wrote: oh im gonna get all muddled with this

ok......

on telly this morning there was a discussion point that we tend to fall for someone who looks like a member of the family..... well i can say thats not true (well for me at least!!)

thats all i can come up with for now!! sorry!

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:19 pm

The best way to prevent spyware on your computer is to click on those "prevent spyware" advertisements.

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:29 pm

The amazon rainforests are being cleared at an alarming rate to create grazing land for america's insatiable apetite for beef.

(see my signature below for the truth!)

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:30 pm

cracking your knuckles causes arthritis.

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:31 pm

We're running out of fossil fuels.

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:34 pm

I have 4 kids - and I am still a virgin

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:34 pm

If you keep doing that, you WILL go blind.

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:35 pm

Ok that was rude.......

Round- Up makes your grass grow greener....... :p

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:38 pm

brown cows produce chocolate milk

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:40 pm

talking to a patient about stuttering makes him stutter more

jahamaa · Post by **jahamaa** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:14 pm

mominiowa wrote: I have 4 kids - and I am still a virgin

:wah: :wah: :wah: I wish I could tell you how close to home you hit me with that one mom. Then you'd know how hard i laughed when I read it.

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:17 pm

motor oil is an excellent, inexpensive cooking oil.

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:33 pm

hotsauce wrote: Instead of learning something new each day...it might be more fun to learn something untrue each day. What do you think?

Bad teacher! Bad! Bad! Now go to the back of the room, face the corner, and think about what you've done today.

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:46 pm

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence...

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:51 pm

Jives wrote: Bad teacher! Bad! Bad! Now go to the back of the room, face the corner, and think about what you've done today.
But I'll be good, I promise!!!!

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:25 pm

All of the calories in ice cream are in the lower half of the carton. So, if you only eat the top half, you are okay!

Jika · Post by **Jika** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:28 pm

The internet is shut down every 4 weeks so it can be cleaned.

babygirl · Post by **babygirl** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:32 pm

If you eat carrots you will see in the dark.....

If you eat the crust on bread it will it will grow hairs on your chest and make your hair curl

wow there's loads

Jika · Post by **Jika** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:50 pm

Finding Nemo is based on a true story.

David813 · Post by **David813** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:51 pm

Anastrophe is a Maoist and holds a secret lust for ME! :rolleyes:

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:51 pm

All children are sweet and polite and smell of cotton candy.

David813 · Post by **David813** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:53 pm

George Bush is a brilliant and caring man of principle.

Jika · Post by **Jika** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:57 pm

:wah: @ David

Cats are not actually smaller than horses, they are just further away.

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:01 pm

Men really do want to send you flowers everyday but just don't know which ones you'll love!

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:11 pm

Public speaking has to be the most fun you can have with your clothes on. I can't wait to do it on Thursday!!!!!

babygirl · Post by **babygirl** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:47 pm

David813 wrote: George Bush is a brilliant and caring man of principle.

lol now thats funny :wah:

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:21 pm

My kids are really in bed asleep - even if I still hear them talking! :-5

David813 · Post by **David813** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:34 pm

Ann Coulter is hot :wah:

robinseggs · Post by **robinseggs** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:36 pm

mominiowa wrote: My kids are really in bed asleep - even if I still hear them talking! :-5

Ditto!!! And mine are not in MY bed either!!!!

robinseggs · Post by **robinseggs** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:38 pm

David813 wrote: Anastrophe is a Maoist and holds a secret lust for ME! :rolleyes:

What the???.................??? LOL This is getting scary...or should I say...it "ISN'T" getting scary?!!! lol

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:42 pm

My husband says I can stay on here all night.....

Good night all :rolleyes:

David813 · Post by **David813** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:10 pm

Corporations care deeply for their employees and provide generous benefits that reflect their financial success.

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 10:44 pm

communism works.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:59 am

Tony Blair does'nt need a swift kick up the arse :p

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:10 am

Eating that big box of chocs is good for you, and so slimming too. :yh_drool

cars · Post by **cars** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:20 am

If no one sees you eat it, then it has no calories!

Cars :driving:

Jika · Post by **Jika** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:19 am

There is a tea made in Thailand that when drunk, can give you mild X-ray vision.

smithy87 · Post by **smithy87** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:34 am

Your mum is never right

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:16 am

slightly odd one but.....

if you have a 'moment' with a guy, pouring coke up the ladys kitty kat does not mean u cant get pregnant - its worrying what some teenagers believe.....

smithy87 · Post by **smithy87** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:19 am

pink princess wrote: slightly odd one but.....

if you have a 'moment' with a guy, pouring coke up the ladys kitty kat does not mean u cant get pregnant - its worrying what some teenagers believe.....

LOL! :yh_rotfl

devist8me · Post by **devist8me** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:42 am

Getting a webcam does not create anymore chat and getting constantly IMed from weirdos never occurs.

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:46 am

the moon is made of cheese

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:51 am

I have'nt just bought yet another pair of shoes to add to my vast collection!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:05 am

Lady Cop is tucked up in bed & resting!!! :-5