why cant we all get along

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:11 pm

:sneaky:

G'day Magenta, Sport...

(Is that bunging it on, enough, the ocker I mean?!!)

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:13 pm

AussiePam;521379 wrote: Stone the Bleedin Crows, Cobbers - we aussies barstids are really just a bunch of micks deep down. Scratch a kangarooster and you'll get a face fulla shamrocks. Or a cup of English barmy army tea. Capeesh. Oh, okay, we've got Eye-talian blood somewhere in there too. And don't forget the Greeks and Germans and Chinese and all them folk in Lakemba in Sinney too. One generation on vegemite and we're all true blue, fair dinkum, dingo-hugging, funnelweb-wrestling, croc barbeeing DownUndersiders. Sorry, what was the question again??? Was there a question? Hic... Pass the Guinness!!!

PS Galbers - Actually, I'm wrassling the Irish Tourism lot at the moment - who are apparently of the view that the rural areas in your country's west are most perilous and that it would be unseemly for a lady to walk there, unescorted. Maybe they've never met any Aussies before...

I am very sorry to say, I responded to them in reasonably direct Irish and possibly they are now aghast, appalled and flabberghasted. I hope so anyway :sneaky:

Jeez I dunno, suppose anywhere can be dangerous pammy, even mayo, well I am sure that you put them to rights! Still, do be careful, and don't go abseiling down the cliffs of Moher, and the roads can be dangerous, and, oh I don't know, you'll be alright! Stone the crows. :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:35 pm

Magenta flame;521399 wrote: Now all we have to do is convince the world we all look like 'Strop', from the paul hogan show

You mean you don't? I am messing, you are all gorgeous tanned gods down there, well, most of you. We are pasty, untoned eegits, trying to get away from these storms, well, most of us.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:08 pm

Magenta flame;521435 wrote: Tanned? !!!!!!!!!!!

I don't just want good skin now but I don't want to look like a leather bag when I'm older. I also don't want melanoma either.

sun in Europe? not bad, sun in australia ? very bad.

I know, I know, its just a nice image, indulge me! :wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:10 pm

"Now all we have to do is convince the world we all look like 'Strop', from the paul hogan show"

+++++++++++ Actually, I think you need to convince us that you speak ENGLISH!

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:21 pm

(Oh, sure! You can do it in public....but.....when you're alone....well, then. It's a different thing, isn't it? Time to break out the SECRET LINGO!)

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:40 pm

Lulu2;521524 wrote: "Now all we have to do is convince the world we all look like 'Strop', from the paul hogan show"

+++++++++++ Actually, I think you need to convince us that you speak ENGLISH!

But if we spoke English, Sport, you Americans probably wouldn't understand us!!! :sneaky:

hoxtonchris · Post by **hoxtonchris** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:50 am

and if me and carolley start on the rhyming slang english NO bugger will have a clue!!lol and can anyone tell me how i can put the union jack in my profile when i post please?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:17 am

hoxtonchris;521717 wrote: and if me and carolley start on the rhyming slang english NO bugger will have a clue!!lol and can anyone tell me how i can put the union jack in my profile when i post please?

I fink you gotta 'ave England filled in in your profile, ol' Son, know wha' I mean or yer friar tucked. :sneaky:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:54 am

Well I haven't a clue what these Aussies are saying but I'm bloomin' glad they've stopped posting pictures of the nasty spiders - snakes are good though - I like reptiles (dated a few too)

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:42 am

Magenta flame;521804 wrote: Ok people these are huntsmans and like pammy said there about as big as the palm of your hand.

This poor bugger had to be chased by me for fifteen minutes so I hope you appreciate my efforts. Poor little thing cringes now as I walk past him.

That is a cool picture, the biggest ones we have are wolf spiders, they are pretty big, but not quite as big as that. They come into houses in the autumn. That is cool. Fair dinkum Mag. :-6

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:45 am

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:48 am

Right then, don't you Aussies understand my accent or something?

Will you please, please stop with the spider pictures - MF you've just taken about 10 years off my life - I hope you feel guilty:sneaky: .

Listen carefully - snakes people, post pictures of snakes - I like them.

Edit; and putting that on your hand is just wrong and you know it.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:50 am

It's ok MF you don't have to pick the snake up, just get close enough to take a picture, c'mon it's not that much to ask!:sneaky:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:41 am

:guitarist

I remember when Mary Lou said

"You wanna walk me home from school"

And I said, "Yes, I do"

She said, "I don't have to go right home

And I'm the kind that likes to be alone

As long as you would"

I said, "Me, too"

And so we took a stroll

Wound up down by the swimmin' hole

And she said, "Do what you want to do"

I got silly and I found a frog

In the water by a hollow log

And I shook it at her

And I said "This frog's for you"

She said, "I don't like spiders and snakes

And that ain't what it takes to love me

You fool, you fool

I don't like spiders and snakes

And that ain't what it takes to love me

Like I want to be loved by you"

Well, I think of that girl from time to time

I call her up when I got a dime

I say, "Hello, baby"

She says, "Ain't you cool"

I say, "Do you remember when

"And would you like to get together again"

She says, "I'll see you after school"

I was shy and so for a while

Most of my love was touch and smile

Til she said, "Come on over here"

I was nervous as you might guess

Still looking for somethin' to slip down her dress

And she said, "Let's make it perfectly clear"

She said, "I don't like spiders and snakes

And that ain't what it takes to love me

You fool, you fool

I don't like spiders and snakes

And that ain't what it takes to love me

Like I want to be loved by you"

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:50 am

Accountable;532196 wrote: :guitarist

I remember when Mary Lou said

"You wanna walk me home from school"

And I said, "Yes, I do"

She said, "I don't have to go right home

And I'm the kind that likes to be alone

As long as you would"

I said, "Me, too"

And so we took a stroll

Wound up down by the swimmin' hole

And she said, "Do what you want to do"

I got silly and I found a frog

In the water by a hollow log

And I shook it at her

And I said "This frog's for you"

She said, "I don't like spiders and snakes

And that ain't what it takes to love me

You fool, you fool

I don't like spiders and snakes

And that ain't what it takes to love me

Like I want to be loved by you"

Well, I think of that girl from time to time

I call her up when I got a dime

I say, "Hello, baby"

She says, "Ain't you cool"

I say, "Do you remember when

"And would you like to get together again"

She says, "I'll see you after school"

I was shy and so for a while

Most of my love was touch and smile

Til she said, "Come on over here"

I was nervous as you might guess

Still looking for somethin' to slip down her dress

And she said, "Let's make it perfectly clear"

She said, "I don't like spiders and snakes

And that ain't what it takes to love me

You fool, you fool

I don't like spiders and snakes

And that ain't what it takes to love me

Like I want to be loved by you"

I was just a boppin and singing along...oh boy...just aged myself didn't I??:-5

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:55 pm

Diuretic;532289 wrote: Aged yourself? Heck I've been bopping along to all the songs in the "the day you were born" thread

:guitarist :wah:

Red · Post by **Red** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:47 am

AussiePam;520773 wrote: Found it!!

jesus h christ up a tree!

:yh_sick :yh_sick

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:51 pm

Ya know--I'm a spider fan & enjoy watching them....

but....

THAT SCARED THE WOO HOOOO OUT OF ME!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:22 pm

I've never seen anything as big as those fellows or gals here except for the tarantulas they bring into the pet shops. Most of them look like they need a hair cut.

Shalom

Ted:-6

hoxtonchris · Post by **hoxtonchris** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:43 am

being a chronic arachnaphobe ,my biggest nightmare is having them walk over me in my sleep,imagine when one morn as i washed my hair soon as i got up,a huge brown wolf spider washed from my head to the sink water!!!and he could walk on water!!!another time i was fishing ,i mixed my bait on an old tree stump and a huge adder slithered out,i wacked it into the water and it swam towards me!(it still was no match for the spider tho)

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:28 pm

We Aussies are not wusses, Kathy! :sneaky: