Finish the sentence

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:37 am

RedGlitter;519799 wrote: ....take a joke!

If at first you don't succeed.....

make a new plan, Stan

I am so tired this morning I........................

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:02 am

pompom;519837 wrote: ....can't finish th..........................................................

When all else fails, open the door and ...

walk out!

walk out and.........................

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:53 am

pompom;519886 wrote: ...walk tall!

Walk tall and ...

see where it gets you! Huh!

Optimism is the...........................

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:19 am

pompom;519915 wrote: ... opposite of pessimism.

My brain seems to have ...

a mind of its own

Talking about minds...............

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:34 am

pompom;519924 wrote: ... made up - it's a funny thing to say innit? Make your mind up. What's that about then?

I'm still wearing my blue ...

platform shoes from 1974

The postman just told me...................

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:54 am

pompom;519944 wrote: ...he's madly in love with me and would like me to be his wife.

(you guessed!)

There may be trouble ahead but ...

I still haven't adjusted to my new varifocals(?), so I can't see it

Why do birds.......................................

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:05 am

pompom;519951 wrote: ...suddenly appear? Strange, that ...

Tinker, tailor, soldier ...
...... Hm, not alot of job opportunites out there.

If I started my own business ............

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:13 am

pompom;519991 wrote: ...as a knife sharpener should I call it accs to grind?

What in the world is the matter with ...
... puns? I think they're great!

Snow days ...........

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:46 pm

...are something only wimps take

If I had a ...

Shweet tatersalad · Post by **Shweet tatersalad** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:09 pm

Rain;520687 wrote: ...are something only wimps take

If I had a ...

Winning power ball ticket,you would never see my phat arse again.

If I had a genie in a bottle.......................

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:11 pm

I'd HAVE that winning ticket!

When I drive downtown I...

Shweet tatersalad · Post by **Shweet tatersalad** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:13 pm

Rain;520698 wrote: I'd HAVE that winning ticket!

When I drive downtown I...

Roll up my windows and lock my doors.

When See someone with there fly open..................................

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:16 pm

I lmao

Where's my iceman when I....

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:24 pm

....Need him?

Right here!

What did you.........

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:31 pm

Fibonacci;520727 wrote:

What did you.........
....lace my marijuana with?

I find too many.....

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:13 am

BabyRider;520732 wrote: ....lace my marijuana with?

I find too many.....
.... gnomes under my couch when I smoke it. [smilie=9,33,29]

Now that you mention it, my couch ..........

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:26 pm

pompom;521155 wrote: ...

I don't like to say this but ...

I smoked pot, but did not inhale.

The funniest thing happened to me today.......

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:07 pm

....I heard the doorbell ring.

I went to answer the door and.........

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:09 pm

Fibonacci;521437 wrote: ....I heard the doorbell ring.

I went to answer the door and.........low and behold it was Ed McMann!!! not

The funniest thing i have ever seen is.........

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:13 pm

....video of myself being pushed into a swimming pool.

I need to go to........

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:30 pm

Fibonacci;521444 wrote: ....I need to go to........

Check and see if my new dsl is activated yet. Be back later.

While I am gone, don't forget to.......

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:52 pm

Marie5656;521447 wrote: Check and see if my new dsl is activated yet. Be back later.

While I am gone, don't forget to.......
... remind me, so I'll remember.

Pistachio nuts .............

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:53 pm

are really gross

when someone rides a rollercoaster they...

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:04 pm

come back a different person.

People who don't live in glass houses.........

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:05 pm

............can go naked any time they wish.

If I were a carpenter.....

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:05 pm

I'd build my own house!

I've never been lucky in...

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:16 pm

casinos!:D

When I grow up I...........

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:18 pm

WON'T gamble all the money away that I have earned :-3

Those casinos are...

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:29 pm

real sparkly!:D

The Las Vegas strip is..........

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:31 pm

Fun if you take the time to see it from the walk over's.

When you go to Las Vegas, take...

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:40 pm

a round trip flight.

When you go fly fishing.....

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:58 pm

dont forget your rod and reel.

When you go scuba diving........

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:59 pm

Don't forget to duck when a shark comes in close.

When listening in to Farm Aid....

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:14 am

pompom;521910 wrote: ...I suddenly wondered - why?

Let's all go to ...

the Pub and have a TGIF party! :guitarist

The weather outside is..............

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:23 am

pompom;521918 wrote: ...best left outside!

Tomorrow is another ...

great day to go outside and shovel snow.

When feeling down, do what they say and...............

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:24 am

pompom;521918 wrote: ...!

Tomorrow is another ...

.....day off for me.

What goes up.......

theia · Post by **theia** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:02 am

Marie5656;521922 wrote: .....day off for me.

What goes up.......

doesn't always come down

If circumstances permit...............................

theia · Post by **theia** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:17 am

pompom;521958 wrote: ...eat walnut whips every day.

Could you please tell me how to get this ...

forty ninth walnut whip out of its sellophane packaging...quickly

Bubble and squeak is............................