WARNING - A clever scam

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:09 pm

A word of warning for those of you who may be regular Tesco or Waitrose

customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while

out shopping. Simply going out to get a few bits and pieces has turned

out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't

happen to you!

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as

you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your

windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling

out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask

you for a ride to another Tesco or Waitrose. You agree and they get in

the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex

on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on November 14th, 19th, 20th, twice on the 25th,

27th, and 30th. Also December 4th, 11th, 13th, twice on the 17th, three

times just yesterday, and very likely again this coming weekend.

So be careful .

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:10 pm

Uncle Kram;523679 wrote: A word of warning for those of you who may be regular Tesco or Waitrose

customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while

out shopping. Simply going out to get a few bits and pieces has turned

out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't

happen to you!

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as

you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your

windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling

out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask

you for a ride to another Tesco or Waitrose. You agree and they get in

the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex

on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on November 14th, 19th, 20th, twice on the 25th,

27th, and 30th. Also December 4th, 11th, 13th, twice on the 17th, three

times just yesterday, and very likely again this coming weekend.

So be careful .:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :driving:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:12 pm

You're a happy bunny, what's up did you get a good result today? :rolleyes:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:17 pm

abbey;523685 wrote: You're a happy bunny, what's up did you get a good result today? :rolleyes:
What can I say?....I'm writing a thank you note to Elton John right now :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:22 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:26 am

Hahaha I never knew a trip to Tesco's could be so dangerous, thanks for the warning! :wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:39 am

That's why Jim's been doing the shopping for me

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:46 am

I say lock your wallet in the trunk just carry your licence and you should be good to go.. :wah: :wah:

[QUOTE]I had my wallet stolen on November 14th, 19th, 20th, twice on the 25th,

27th, and 30th. Also December 4th, 11th, 13th, twice on the 17th, three

times just yesterday, and very likely again this coming weekend.

So be careful .[/QUOTE]