The 2007 Hammy Krammies!!!!

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:59 pm

coberst: for most use of philosophy forum.

Tombstone: best webmaster

BR..best comeback

Nomad...best use of tinfoil

Buttercup....just for her name

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:59 pm

Bryn Mawr and Spot (a tie) ...Most Eloquent Posts

Diuretic...Calm in a Storm Award (during heated posting)

Just woke up...will think of more. :-6

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:00 pm

Oh and Valerie..best news stories

Lulu...best seat for Tournament of Roses Parade

Flopstock and abby...co nominees for giving somebody21 a run for arcade leadership

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:06 pm

Hamster;524744 wrote: I'd like to nominate Suzy B for best use of Frizzy Hair to gain attention in a job interview....:-6

Take a bow Suzy!! :yh_clap :yh_clap

First of all i'd like to thank my public for this award, this award would not have been possible without Sainsburys and their lack of Frizz Ease.

Thanks guys :-4

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:13 pm

a few more:

RedGlitter - most likely to have stolen my mother's glitter

jimbo - best self effacing humour

SuzyB - wife most tolerant of bad jokes

Magenta Flame - most likely to successfully pull off a large dinner party

cinamin - most likely to be related to another spice girl

minks - most likely to spell "ha ha" with too many "h"s and "a"s

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:17 pm

Hamster;524747 wrote: I'd like to nominate WonderWendy3 for "Best use of a Cyber Lampshade in a Girlie Night In" :wah:

Thank you!! I'm speechless of course, I couldn't have acheived it without my cyber party sistas....thanks to Pinky and Hammy for being there to hand me just enough wine to get that lampshade on my head while dancing on a table!!...:wah: :wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:20 pm

koan;524753 wrote: a few more:

RedGlitter - most likely to have stolen my mother's glitter

jimbo - best self effacing humour

SuzyB - wife most tolerant of bad jokes

Magenta Flame - most likely to successfully pull off a large dinner party

cinamin - most likely to be related to another spice girl

minks - most likely to spell "ha ha" with too many "h"s and "a"s

Thanks Di, i'm glad someone appreciates what i go through every minute of every day :-5

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:25 pm

Galbally;524675 wrote: I don't want to be selected for any of those things (though don't stop either girls, no, really, go ahead with the foxy and embarrass me in front of the lads who will all think I am a nonce now, and BTW don't worry I have a beer belly as well lads, I am a real man), but I do want to have a special mention for my food-related poetry, its my own special contribution to FG, thank you.

In terms of my own nominations.

Pinky - Best dressed woman from the 14th century.

Uncle Kram- For sharing my pain, and being from brum

Baby Rider - For sheer guts

Hammy - Best photo

Direutic - Most impressive Trivia head

Cher - For being a lady, always, award.

Jimbo - best all-round man award

Snooze - Most missed friend

Nomad - most intriguing personality of the year

Jenny Swan - Best Irish person from Cork on FG award

Betty Boop - best girl walking on a beach in cornwall on beach award

Spot - Best chemistry idea (it won't work, but top marks for thinking of it)

Lulu - Best southern Belle 2007

Frodo - Best dog in my house award

Magenta Flame - Aussiest of the Aussies award

Aussie Pam, (just missed out on the first one there), but best languages and spider pictures.

WonderWendy3 - Best dressed while vaccuming award

Koan - Best MP3 performace

Chocoholic- Best winter-lover award

Pants - Most consistent use of alternate fonts award

Clancy- Best sean connery impression 2006

Arnold - Second most missed friend award

Okay, I have to stop now because I will inevitably miss loads of people, and the smaller that group, the worse it is. Sorry everyone who didn't make my list, its typing fatigue nothing else.

I'm honored...:wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:26 pm

Pinky;524763 wrote: :wah: :wah:

Don't worry, I told him if he talks about footy non-stop I'll wail the most out of tune, loudest and annoying version of the birdy song he's ever heard at him!

Been there, done that, looked round for him and he was gone!!!! My fav is the time warp, he really hates that one!!!!

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:30 pm

Pinky;524766 wrote: Ooh!!! I'll remember that one, hehe!:sneaky:

You wont believe it but he's actually very shy, doesn't take a lot to make him blush!!!!

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:36 pm

Pinky;524771 wrote: Oooooh dear!!! *Pinky rubs hands together and smirks evilly*

I'll try not to be the dirty minded foul mouthed bint that I usually am then!:wah:

Don't worry he's used to it with me, it will be like home from home :wah: :wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:40 pm

SuzyB;524749 wrote: First of all i'd like to thank my pubic for this award, this award would not have been possible without Sainsburys and their lack of Frizz Ease.

Thanks guys :-4
You're welcome suze

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:44 pm

Pinky;524755 wrote: I'm nominating Krambo for his amazing ability to totally ruin songs for me, hehe!

'Back in your face' has never been the same since he said it sounds like the glitter band!:wah:

And as for Wuthering Heights...:wah: :wah:
I'm INNOCENT (ish)

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:56 pm

Uncle Kram;524777 wrote: You're welcome suze

LMAO!!!!! Just had to check what i'd written, thought i'd messed right up

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:03 pm

Thank you for this wonderful "Best use of Brussels Sprouts in a Poem" award, it will go in my cabinet next to "Best Dressed Wedding Float Model 1993" and my "Shortlisted Song for Irish Eurovision Song Contest 2006" award. I threw my degree in the bin years ago (Chemisty, not worth keeping on the wall).

I'd like to thank my family, Frodo, God, or gods, or lack thereof (as appropriate), Mr Crystal, (whoops wrong award show), Hammy, Krammy, and the Brussels sprouts who gave up their little round green lives for my Christmas dinner. Thank you, you are all wonderful, good night.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:06 pm

Galbally;524800 wrote: Thank you for this wonderful "Best use of Brussels Sprouts in a Poem" award, it will go in my cabinet next to "Best Dressed Wedding Float Model 1993" and my "Shortlisted Song for Irish Eurovision Song Contest 2006" award. I threw my degree in the bin years ago (Chemisty, not worth keeping on the wall).

I'd like to thank my family, Frodo, God, or gods, or lack thereof (as appropriate), Mr Crystal, (whoops wrong award show), Hammy, Krammy, and the Brussels sprouts who gave up their little round green lives for my Christmas dinner. Thank you, you are all wonderful, good night.

Don't forget to put a spit-shine on your hundred yard dash medal Doc

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:11 pm

Uncle Kram;524805 wrote: Don't forget to put a spit-shine on your hundred yard dash medal Doc

Oh in that case I got the award before the race, know warra mean? :wah:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:13 pm

Thank you, thank you very much Uncle Kram. I have it down to a science how..

[QUOTE]I'd like to nominate Carla for her fantastic performance in "A Lazy Boy" [/QUOTE]

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:44 pm

Krammi, what car do you drive??

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:48 pm

pantsonfire for the coolest avatar.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:57 pm

SuzyB;524867 wrote: Krammi, what car do you drive??

A Ford Pubic...........It's made out of old Corsairs

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:59 pm

Uncle Kram;524893 wrote: A Ford Pubic...........It's made out of old Corsairs

Thats really Fanny :wah: :wah: :wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:00 pm

Sorry typo error meant FUNNY :sneaky:

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:02 pm

I want to nominate me as the nastiest, most evil villanous poster ever - anywhere!

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:17 pm

Chookie;524902 wrote: I want to nominate me as the nastiest, most evil villanous poster ever - anywhere!

Nah, your a softie really. But I promise not to try and be your future king in real life, just in case.

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:20 pm

Still waiting for the fee.................

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:34 pm

Penalty clauses are almost due...........

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:36 pm

Ahhhhhhh, a basis for negotiation....

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:42 pm

Pinky;524982 wrote: How about four packs of choccie coins plus some edible xmas trees?

I will not be eating pagan vegetation.