Ask Imladris all those questions you were afraid to ask me and Jimbo!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:16 am

Hamster;526955 wrote: Immy are we allowed to take photos of the other FG members whilst they are drunk after painting fake mustaches on them?

Absolutely, provided it's done with permanent marker - face paints are for wimps:sneaky: :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:17 am

Hamster;526959 wrote: Ahem it is Immy's thread and she answers the questions here!

Yeah, it's my thread, nyer nyer to you:yh_tong2:wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:22 am

Hamster;526962 wrote: See?? First you were mad at me for starting this and now you are on such a power trip :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Oops!

*note to self, when wanting to take over the world avoid Hammy, she's sussed me out, also stop talking out loud*

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:28 am

hi , buddy jimbo's home are you happy to see me :wah: :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:29 am

jimbo;526980 wrote: hi , buddy jimbo's home are you happy to see me :wah: :wah:

Normally I'd say yes, but then Hammy started this thread.

Sigh! Go on then, you know you want to............

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:36 am

Hamster;526984 wrote: Note to Jimbo..they have to be naughty questions on this thread!

No they don't!!!

Tutt, what sort of impression have I given to people here, I'm a good girl, innocent, pure, not filthy minded at all:sneaky:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:45 am

Dear Immy, what does it actually sound like "when the doves cry"? That one has always made me wonder???

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:48 am

Galbally;527005 wrote: Dear Immy, what does it actually sound like "when the doves cry"? That one has always made me wonder???

This is a very good question G.

It depends on what you're doing to make the doves cry - for instance if you've just pinched their chocolate bar it's a sort of 'boo hoo' noise, if you've told them off for pooing on your car it's a bit more of a wailing noise but if you've shot them it's a 'urrrgh'

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:58 am

Imladris;527008 wrote: This is a very good question G.

It depends on what you're doing to make the doves cry - for instance if you've just pinched their chocolate bar it's a sort of 'boo hoo' noise, if you've told them off for pooing on your car it's a bit more of a wailing noise but if you've shot them it's a 'urrrgh'

And that is a good answer, I can see you have a natural talent for this kinda thing, (and I should know, I did it long enough myself, though I was crueler and more vicious). So another question.

You know the way that there are lots of moles under the ground and that? Well, how many do you think there are, and how would you propose to count them, and also, do you think that they may be responsible for a lot of the subsidence we experience all around us, I have a suspicion that moles are more sinsiter than we realize and may be cahoots with the squirrels in some kinda consiracy to destroy our modern civilization, by 1. underminging all out buildings, and 2. hiding all the nuts, how reasonable is this view and what should we do about it?

Yours concerned

Man in a sinking house being attached by angry squirrels in Ireland.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:59 am

i gal what is your fav position:sneaky: :sneaky:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:06 am

jimbo;527020 wrote: i gal what is your fav position:sneaky: :sneaky:

Goalie

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:12 am

Galbally;527021 wrote: And that is a good answer, I can see you have a natural talent for this kinda thing, (and I should know, I did it long enough myself, though I was crueler and more vicious). So another question.

You know the way that there are lots of moles under the ground and that? Well, how many do you think there are, and how would you propose to count them, and also, do you think that they may be responsible for a lot of the subsidence we experience all around us, I have a suspicion that moles are more sinsiter than we realize and may be cahoots with the squirrels in some kinda consiracy to destroy our modern civilization, by 1. underminging all out buildings, and 2. hiding all the nuts, how reasonable is this view and what should we do about it?

Yours concerned

Man in a sinking house being attached by angry squirrels in Ireland.

There are two moles in total, one in Ireland and one over here. They are very big and very fast so they can create a lot of mayhem and madness in their wake. Insurance companies have known for years that the two moles are responsible for the subsidance but have failed to employ the correct people to dispose of them, they've been mistakenly employing pest control when really they need big game hunters with blunderbusses. Sadly, they are in cahoots with the grey squirrels, it used to be the red squirrels but when the grey mafia heard about it they hired the weasel hit squad and polished off the red squirrels.

the best way to avoid a problem with the moles and subsidance is to live in a caravan and move it frequently. Also, now I have told you all this information you need to change your name, cut all ties with your current life and tell no-one - those weasels are crafty beggers.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:14 am

Imladris;527022 wrote: Goalie

good for you .... the only player on the field able to Handel balls ..whats your best feature .. as we have never seen a photo of you ...:sneaky: :sneaky: or post one and let us be the judge of that ...

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:16 am

jimbo;527026 wrote: good for you .... the only player on the field able to Handel balls ..whats your best feature .. as we have never seen a photo of you ...:sneaky: :sneaky: or post one and let us be the judge of that ...

I going to have to put a picture here or you won't know which lost looking person is me on Saturday!

My best feature....hmmm....well, I'm very ordinary looking, and a bit rounded........boobs, definately my boobs

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:21 am

Imladris;527028 wrote: I going to have to put a picture here or you won't know which lost looking person is me on Saturday!

My best feature....hmmm....well, I'm very ordinary looking, and a bit rounded........boobs, definately my boobs

er er ...ok i meant eyes kind , nose petite but that kinda works for me dont worry about the photo i'll recognize you :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:22 am

Imladris;527025 wrote: There are two moles in total, one in Ireland and one over here. They are very big and very fast so they can create a lot of mayhem and madness in their wake. Insurance companies have known for years that the two moles are responsible for the subsidance but have failed to employ the correct people to dispose of them, they've been mistakenly employing pest control when really they need big game hunters with blunderbusses. Sadly, they are in cahoots with the grey squirrels, it used to be the red squirrels but when the grey mafia heard about it they hired the weasel hit squad and polished off the red squirrels.

the best way to avoid a problem with the moles and subsidance is to live in a caravan and move it frequently. Also, now I have told you all this information you need to change your name, cut all ties with your current life and tell no-one - those weasels are crafty beggers.

I have taken your advice on board, I am looking into the possibility of buying a moveable house on ebay, and also I am changing my name to Citizen 3468386#d, this should confused them enough for me to develop an anti-squrriel/mole movement that will hopefully make those politicans wake up and smell the coffee (well the nuts). Thank you, I am in your debt.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:50 am

Imladris whats your real name??

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:54 am

Immy, how are you getting to Birmingham on Saturday? Are you staying the night?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:03 pm

SuzyB;527056 wrote: Imladris whats your real name??
Helen

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:04 pm

SuzyB;527063 wrote: Immy, how are you getting to Birmingham on Saturday? Are you staying the night?

My friend is coming up for her nan's birthday. Yes, I'm staying but the important question is are you coming?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:04 pm

Hamster;527114 wrote: Immy should I torment you or Jimbo? Ooh the choice! The power!!

*evil laugh* :sneaky:

I expect it'll be both of us:rolleyes:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:05 pm

Pinky;527163 wrote: Hey Immy!!! Should I sit here with my coat on and tons of pairs of socks or just bugger off round someone else's?

Have a nice hot bath or shower - I've just had a soak and am roasting now

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:07 pm

Hamster;527179 wrote: Immy why has everyone sudenly got no heat?? I'm toasty roasting

It's a well known fact that those women who are with child are completely mental and contrary creatures. hence you being hot when the rest are cold. Also, when told by the doctor to rest you will have mad urges to spring clean and then feel very emotional when told off by your partner (or was that just me)

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:08 pm

Imladris;527192 wrote: My friend is coming up for her nan's birthday. Yes, I'm staying but the important question is are you coming?

Depends on my Mum

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:10 pm

SuzyB;527205 wrote: Depends on my Mum

Just read that in Hammy's thread. I hope it goes well for her and I'll be thinking of you both.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:12 pm

Pinky;527209 wrote: Hammy's probably warm because she lives somewhere with decents windows and heating!

I was sat in my office earlier freezing, when I told hubby he just said put the heater on - makes no bloody difference with an artic gale blowing through the gaps around the window.

You have my sympathy

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:08 pm

Nomad has a serious case of "Backne" what do you suggest he use to be rid of it??

i have an insane amout of ass hair. waxing hurts, and i can't reach to use a razor, how do i tame this veritable "forest"

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:41 pm

what's veet?

sounds painful.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:37 am

Hamster;527823 wrote: Immy why am I so excited? I just found a way to make something hapen and I can't sit still!
er not trying to pry but did it need batteries

:wah: :wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:24 am

Immy,

I now have both children off school ill, do you think it'll be ok if i leave them at home and i'll go to school??????

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:38 am

Hamster;527923 wrote: Immy why do I look like the side of a house??

you mean like a house with a large extension ....sorry :wah: :wah: :wah: