It Was A Windy Night For Me Last Night

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:47 am

helefra;529380 wrote: Does anyone have a partner who suffers from a lot of flatulence? Last night, whilst in bed, my fella let out two of the most disgusting ones and it really stunk the bed out. I told him it smelt like he had a dead rat up his a***. Why does he always find it funny when it smells bad? I even remember one morning being woken up to the smell of flatulence and if that wasn't bad enough, on another morning the whole room smelt of stale flatulence :yh_sick - I give up. :yh_sigh

How do you cope with a partner who has a flatulence problem?

Don't even go there, Jim has been doing my head in with all the onions and garlic he's been eating! What makes it worse is that where it's so cold, i've been putting my head under the duvet as my nose is always cold, yuk, not a nice place to be :-5

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:54 am

Hamster;529390 wrote: Yeah why is women do ones that don't smell half as bad??

Suzy sits quietly in the corner :yh_whistl :yh_whistl :yh_whistl

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:02 am

One of Jims tricks is to go over near a group of people and let one go, he'd then walk back over and watch the people arguning and blaming each other. :wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:03 am

Hamster;529404 wrote: I have to admit that since Betty was diagnosed I have been thinking about the amount of whaet I consume...Drinking lager definitely makes me smell worse if you know what I mean? :-3

I switched to wine for a while and it is slightly better! Of course now I am pregnant and not drinking they smell of roses! :wah:

Whats up with Betty??? :-3

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:04 am

helefra;529406 wrote: Do you have something to hide? :sneaky:

Jim is definitely silent but violent, but i am LOUD

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:05 am

Hamster;529410 wrote: Or when you get in a lift and have to let one go! Then you stand and look all shocked at everyone else!

I must admit if i'm in that kind of situation i'm the first to ask strangers if thats them thats dropped one, because it was not me

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:14 am

This is really gross but do you ever eat something, then the trump comes out smelling exactly like the food you've just eaten???? (Just read that somwhere:o )

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:56 am

I have a friend that Trumps like a guy, she doesn't care who is around at all. The first time she come over the house, Jim and the kids were watching TV, when she just let this ripper go, the kids and Jim's face was a picture! The kids couldn't believe someone they'd just meet had farted and Jim later said that she was the most unladylike person he knew, i nearly wet myself laughing :wah:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:20 am

helefra;529551 wrote: I think the worst culprits is when you go into a store and they let one drop in an area and leave. Then when you go to that area and so does someone else, they assume you have let one rip.

OMG that's SO me! :wah:

And for some reason its always in bookstores! I LOVE book shops but just as I get all relaxed and start reading I feel a desperate urge to guff!

I try to find some empty space, guff quietly and then run away before I suffocate from the poisonous gases! :wah:

Then I watch as someone wanders unsuspectingly into that area and suddenly turns violently green and pulls a 'God thats SO disgusting' face! :yh_sick hehe

My son is terrible! He told me the other day that he was at the front of the school queue when he desperately needed to guff! He let rip quietly but violently! And then he went to the back of the queue! He watched giggling as everyone started blaming each other for the diabolical smell! hehehehehe

This thread is brilliant! I've been rolling around creased up reading it!

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:24 am

Rapunzel;529653 wrote: OMG that's SO me!

And for some reason its always in bookstores! I LOVE book shops but just as I get all relaxed and start reading I feel a desperate urge to guff!

I try to find some empty space, guff quietly and then run away before I suffocate from the poisonous gases! :wah:

Then I watch as someone wanders unsuspectingly into that area and suddenly turns violently green and pulls a 'God thats SO disgusting' face! :yh_sick hehe

My son is terrible! He told me the other day that he was at the front of the school queue when he desperately needed to guff! He let rip quietly but violently! And then he went to the back of the queue! He watched giggling as everyone started blaming each other for the diabolical smell! hehehehehe

This thread is brilliant! I've been rolling around creased up reading it!

You Guffer you :wah:

OzBoy · Post by **OzBoy** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:34 am

Beer, beer and a dodgy kebab are the ultimate wind fuel that sends my sheets bollowing into the breeze and always first thing in the morning

, oh well at least it saves on heating and gets rid of your one night stand pretty quick if necessary

A fart is a chemical susbtance,

It comes frrom a place called bum.

It penetrates through the trousers,

And lands in a musical hum.

To fart to fart tis no disgrace for it gives the body ease,

It warms the blankets on cold winter nights and suffocates all the fleas!