It Was A Windy Night For Me Last Night

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:44 am

I remember when the kids were younger, i was in the supermarket and picked up some beans to put in the trolley, the kids at the top of their voices burst into 'Beans, beans good for your'eart, the more you eat, the more you FART'. I coulda died :-5

OzBoy · Post by **OzBoy** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:52 am

Oh yeah I forgot about that one! We used to sing this version.

baked beans make you fart

the more you fart the better you feel so

lets eat baked beans for every meal!

Mum was not impressed

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:56 am

Change of diet indicated. Lots more vegetables, less alcohol. Even brown

bread and beans! When your system has adjusted, which will take a week,

the problem will be gone (until then, it'll be uproarious!).

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:56 am

OzBoy;529717 wrote: Oh yeah I forgot about that one! We used to sing this version.

baked beans make you fart

the more you fart the better you feel so

lets eat baked beans for every meal!

Mum was not impressed

'Beans beans good for your heart,

The more you eat, the more you fart'

'The more you fart, the more you eat

The more you on end up, on the toilet seat'

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:56 am

SuzyB;529730 wrote: 'Beans beans good for your heart,

The more you eat, the more you fart'

'The more you fart, the more you eat

The more you on end up, on the toilet seat'

D

How *frightfully* coarse!!

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:00 am

Bill Sikes;529731 wrote: How *frightfully* coarse!!

Sorry Bill

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:10 am

Oh, I forgot to add (for the bed-warmers!)

A fart is just a gust of wind

It brings the belly ease

It warms the bed on a winter's night

And suffocates the fleas!!!

OzBoy · Post by **OzBoy** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:17 am

SuzyB;529730 wrote: 'Beans beans good for your heart,

The more you eat, the more you fart'

'The more you fart, the more you eat

The more you on end up, on the toilet seat'

That is gold!!!!!!!!!!:-6

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:29 am

When my dad was a young boy he had to share a bed with his older brother Brian who used to spit in the air, then when dad ducked under the covers he'd find a silent but deadly waiting for him!!:wah:

I will be honest and say that my farts never bother me at all - they bother everyone else but that's their problem!!!!

My hubby though........bloody awful and why he finds them hilarious I just do not know.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:01 am

whoo hoooo...a subject that I am "well skilled" to comment on...

Ummmm I live with 3 BOYS!! and my family is very PROUD of flatuence...and that word kills me...

:D

I have so much to add to this thread...can hardly stand it...:wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:08 am

Bean Beans the musical fruit,

the more you eat them the more you toot

the more you toot the better you feel

so you should eat beans for every meal!!:guitarist

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:24 am

Oh darlin'....I have so many where do I start...

keeping on the thread...last night my b/f (new relationship may I add) and I were laying in bed (going to sleep) and we've already experienced the "pooty" moments...well, now I've found out the hard way that I'm NOT as delicate as I'd like to be...I'll leave it at that...

I have a really funny story...in a minute...News at 11...:wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:52 am

Okay, gonna try to explain this so you guys get the "full effect"....

about 4 years ago, summertime...I was up in PA for a family reunion, Cousin and I were at the liquor store...please note that Wendy doesn't drink much...and very few trips to a liquor store at this time in her life... (age 36ish)...Anyway my cousin is shorter than me and I tease her about it alot...I'm 5"7' and she is 5" 1' MAYBE...

I was looking at the pretty bottles on the top shelf, don't even remember what they were now...but very attractive...and I took them off the top shelf and said...here Col, let me show it to you and nelt down like she was a child's height and when I did...a MACHINE GUN went off from my BUTTOCKS...and if that wasn't enough there was a Man standing directly behind me...well, needless to say, I ran as fast as I could!

My cousin STILL teases me about that till this day.....says the guy seemed as though he was having flash backs from a war!:-5

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:54 am

I never do this, it never happens, just never. Right.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:57 am

We have contests in my house!! Prizes are given!:p

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:44 am

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I sleep with my head under the covers, always have. I learned quickly after I was married to sleep with my own blanket.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:49 pm

I know I shouldn't at my age, but I still find "Apple Tarting" amusing. I would probably laugh on my deathbed if someone let out a little toot (like I just have

:wah: )