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BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:24 pm

This is cool, having a thread where I can come say anything, not have to follow a subject, and not be concerned that I'm hijacking!!

I didn't really have anything to say, to be honest.

Who's gonna dance with me??? :yh_dance

babygirl · Post by **babygirl** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:50 pm

dances with BR :yh_dance

David813 · Post by **David813** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:54 pm

I'm leaving work in T minus 5 MINUTES!!!!!!! Till Thursday, the day I MISS SURVIVOR!!!!!!!!

smithy87 · Post by **smithy87** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:34 am

Why does some dog poo turn white? :-3

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:42 am

I hate when my internet connection is down in my room!!!!!

devist8me · Post by **devist8me** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:23 am

Sometimes I hate naps...because I have to go through the ordeal of waking up twice in one day.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:41 am

why did we decide mint was the taste of choice for covering bad breath??

LadyBug · Post by **LadyBug** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:44 am

I hate packing.... arrgh!

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:51 am

mint makes me sneeze...every single time!

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:56 am

hotsauce wrote: mint makes me sneeze...every single time!

Get out of town? I thought I was the only one ahahahaha OMG too funny

smithy87 · Post by **smithy87** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:25 am

why does other people's food taste nicer than yours? :yh_questn

devist8me · Post by **devist8me** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:32 am

Wonder if I can get Valium from my child's pediatrican next Tuesday when she gets her first shots?

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 12:59 pm

Don't even try to stop me! I'm on my way out the door to give a great presentation. See ya all soon!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:25 pm

I drank three pots of coffee so far today.

My phone hasn't rung in 2 days. Cool.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:17 pm

what thought or sentiment would you like to put into 1 million fortune cookies???

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:20 pm

minks wrote: what thought or sentiment would you like to put into 1 million fortune cookies???
"Bite me"

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:21 pm

BabyRider wrote: "Bite me"

your sic!!!

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:22 pm

I googled my name. Apparently, I'm also a teacher in Montana, a bridge builder, and the inventor of the iMac. Interesting.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:23 pm

If you could use a voodoo doll to hurt anyone you chose, would you?

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:26 pm

If you could choose the very last thing you would see before you die, what would it be?

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:27 pm

minks wrote: If you could use a voodoo doll to hurt anyone you chose, would you?Any ONE?? I only get ONE????

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:28 pm

BabyRider wrote: Any ONE?? I only get ONE????

that is correct

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:37 pm

minks wrote: that is correct

But...but...how the hell do I CHOOSE??

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:41 pm

If you could eliminate any one type of insect permanently from the earth, what would you get rid of?

Mosquitos

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:45 pm

BabyRider wrote: But...but...how the hell do I CHOOSE??

Very Carefully

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:53 pm

why does a sandwich taste better when it's cut in half on a diagonal?

telaquapacky · Post by **telaquapacky** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:03 pm

anastrophe wrote: why does a sandwich taste better when it's cut in half on a diagonal?The crust-to-perimeter ratio is reduced from 1:1 to 2:3. It also makes the sandwich "Fruffed up" as if more attention were paid in it's preparation.

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:05 pm

Dad always thought that laughter was the best medicine, I think that is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:06 pm

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size. Because I'll be there are a lot of chihuahuas out there with some good ideas.

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:06 pm

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:08 pm

I guess we were all guilty in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him and we all got the complimentary bumper sticker that said "I helped skin Bob."

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:09 pm

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, well then yes, Mr. Brave Man, I guess I am a coward.

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:10 pm

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the Ancients, but we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:11 pm

to me, boxing is like ballet, except their's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:12 pm

It makes me mad when people say that I ran away like a scred rabbit. Maybe I was more like an angry rabbit that was running to go fight in another fight, away from the first fight.

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:14 pm

If you are at a Thanksgiving dinner and you don't like stuffing or cranberry sauce, just pretend you're eating it, then form it intto a big mushy ball in your lap. Then later when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy! These are good cigars!"

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:14 pm

Why is it that if you drop a piece of toast, it always seems to land butter side down?

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:15 pm

Children need encouragement, so if a kid gets an answer right, tell them it was a lucky guess. That way they will develop a good, lucky feeling.

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:16 pm

I think there should be something in science called "The Reindeer Efect". I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be cool to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the Reindeer Effect!"

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:18 pm

I guess I'll never forget her. And maybe I don't want to. Her spirit was wild, like a wild monkey. her beauty was like a beautiful horse being ridden by a wild monkey. I forget her other qualities.

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:21 pm

If you are skydiving and your parachute doesn't open, and all your friends are watching you fall, I think a good gag to pull would be to pretend that you are swimming.

telaquapacky · Post by **telaquapacky** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:22 pm

My favorite Spanish proverb is, "Un hombre es como un oso. El mas feo es mas hermoso." (A man is like a bear. The uglier he is the better he looks)

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:08 pm

Jives has been busy here!

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:09 pm

Nothing feels as good as knocking dead weight off your shoulders!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:47 pm

I just realized something: In the "How old are you?" thread I wrote this:

I'm 34

I look 26

I act 18

I feel 22

When you add those 4 numbers together, you get 100. I wonder if that means anything?

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:49 pm

Jives wrote: If you are at a Thanksgiving dinner and you don't like stuffing or cranberry sauce, just pretend you're eating it, then form it intto a big mushy ball in your lap. Then later when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy! These are good cigars!"
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BonnieScotsLass · Post by **BonnieScotsLass** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:56 pm

Why is Scotland always so cold?

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:12 pm

hotsauce wrote: Jives has been busy here!

I have to be! Some young upstart named "hotsauce" is after my post count!!! She posts like 200 posts a day. It's unbelieveable!

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:34 pm

Go Tana!! Ya know she is from DesMoines!! LOL Iowa ya got to love it!