Kids Say The Darndest Things.....

LadyBug · Post by **LadyBug** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:41 pm

Any of us who have children.. or work with children.. or know anyone who has children.. all know that these little ones can say the cutest things... :p

Anyone have any of these children's questions, insights, comments, observations, jokes, etc. to share? Whether it be from your own child or relative.. or something you overheard a child say.... Share it here!

There's nothing quite like what comes out of the mouth of babes..

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:49 pm

My daughter, at the age of three, came running up to me one day and announced "Mommy. I have a penis." I shook my head and said "No. You don't." She nodded mischieviously and said "Yes. I do." Somewhat suspicious I said "Show me." She promptly yanked her pants down to display a piece of toilet paper um...left behind.

I'm sorry to say I laughed. Hate to encourage this type of thing.

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:50 pm

Also. Never tell your kids when you're mad at someone before that someone knows it.

LadyBug · Post by **LadyBug** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:07 pm

koan wrote: My daughter, at the age of three, came running up to me one day and announced "Mommy. I have a penis." I shook my head and said "No. You don't." She nodded mischieviously and said "Yes. I do." Somewhat suspicious I said "Show me." She promptly yanked her pants down to display a piece of toilet paper um...left behind.

I'm sorry to say I laughed. Hate to encourage this type of thing.

Ahhh... that is too funny!! LOL

Don't feel bad -- I would've laughed too!! Just too cute not to!

LadyBug · Post by **LadyBug** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:09 pm

koan wrote: Also. Never tell your kids when you're mad at someone before that someone knows it.

Very True!!

made that mistake once... thankfully it was only my mother who I was upset with! :yh_sweat (tee-hee)

Always gotta watch what you say around these munchkins -- it may come back to "bite ya"!

LOL

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:20 pm

You can also tell women have children when they chew gum or tictacs like candy. (Mommy your breath stinks) It's great when they find out their's stinks sometimes too!