Papal Conclave

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:30 am

So today is the start of the process to "Elect" the new pope. 100 plus old guys (only guys) get together in secret to elect the leader of the worlds nearly 1 billion catholics. Amongst issues that the new pontiff will get to pontificate (geddit) on will be marriage, sex, abortion. Three things that none of the electoral college should have ever experienced (abusing children does not count).

How is this possible, the whole process reminds me more of some scene out of Harry Potter rather than a major world religion, Purple clad cardinals sitting in secret, smoke issuing from the chimney to announce a decision ect etc.

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:34 am

agree with every word

kmhowe72 · Post by **kmhowe72** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:17 pm

I hope it's not that former nutzy guy. That's all we need a pope who does not like othere religions.

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:55 pm

Bothwell wrote:

How is this possible, the whole process reminds me more of some scene out of Harry Potter rather than a major world religion, Purple clad cardinals sitting in secret, smoke issuing from the chimney to announce a decision ect etc.
But ya gotta admit, these guys sure know how to put on a hootenany.

:yh_dance :yh_dance :yh_dance

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:46 pm

I had an idea, they should all put on those oversize boxing gloves and set to, last one standing is the pope.

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:37 am

Bothwell wrote: I had an idea, they should all put on those oversize boxing gloves and set to, last one standing is the pope.
Works for me, ya think we should take away their petticoats and give them scarlet shorts first ?