My grandad taught me.....
My grandad taught me.....
My dear Grandad taught me (and all the other grandchildren) this little rhyme
Little Robin Redbreast sat upon a pole,
Undid his trousers and did a sausage roll
He used to laugh every time, it's a sort of tradition now to pass this on :wah:
What naughtiness did your grandparents get up to with you?
Little Robin Redbreast sat upon a pole,
Undid his trousers and did a sausage roll
He used to laugh every time, it's a sort of tradition now to pass this on :wah:
What naughtiness did your grandparents get up to with you?
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
My grandad taught me.....
:wah: like it...cant remember my nana telling me jokes etc, but when i stayed there every weekend she used to let me stay up late and watch all the horror films, ill never forget it.
My grandad taught me.....
Imladris;547724 wrote: My dear Grandad taught me (and all the other grandchildren) this little rhyme
Little Robin Redbreast sat upon a pole,
Undid his trousers and did a sausage roll
He used to laugh every time, it's a sort of tradition now to pass this on :wah:
What naughtiness did your grandparents get up to with you?
In the summer time, on the porch, when we were little and still fascinated by lighting bugs, my granpa used to tell us stories of the 'hootinannies' (little monsters) that lived in the grass and would catch us if we got off the porch. LOL!
Little Robin Redbreast sat upon a pole,
Undid his trousers and did a sausage roll
He used to laugh every time, it's a sort of tradition now to pass this on :wah:
What naughtiness did your grandparents get up to with you?
In the summer time, on the porch, when we were little and still fascinated by lighting bugs, my granpa used to tell us stories of the 'hootinannies' (little monsters) that lived in the grass and would catch us if we got off the porch. LOL!
~Quoth the Raven, Nevermore!~
My grandad taught me.....
Raven;547738 wrote: In the summer time, on the porch, when we were little and still fascinated by lighting bugs, my granpa used to tell us stories of the 'hootinannies' (little monsters) that lived in the grass and would catch us if we got off the porch. LOL!
And how old were you when you realised the truth?:wah:
And how old were you when you realised the truth?:wah:
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
My grandad taught me.....
Raven;547738 wrote: In the summer time, on the porch, when we were little and still fascinated by lighting bugs, my granpa used to tell us stories of the 'hootinannies' (little monsters) that lived in the grass and would catch us if we got off the porch. LOL!
lol aw, i love hearing all these tales...makes me think is it just our grandparents who made these things up or do any of you say similar stuff to your kids?
lol aw, i love hearing all these tales...makes me think is it just our grandparents who made these things up or do any of you say similar stuff to your kids?
My grandad taught me.....
Soberano;547743 wrote: Missed out on all the Grandparents thing, they all met their maker before they had the pleasure of me.:-1
aw same her for my little girl, her grandad died before she came along and im gutted she never got to meet him she would of loved his sense of humour!
aw same her for my little girl, her grandad died before she came along and im gutted she never got to meet him she would of loved his sense of humour!
My grandad taught me.....
Red;547742 wrote: lol aw, i love hearing all these tales...makes me think is it just our grandparents who made these things up or do any of you say similar stuff to your kids?
I am positive it's just a grandparent thing. *sigh* I miss 'em. I really do. I got to keep mine well into my 30's.
I am positive it's just a grandparent thing. *sigh* I miss 'em. I really do. I got to keep mine well into my 30's.
~Quoth the Raven, Nevermore!~
My grandad taught me.....
Soberano;547743 wrote: Missed out on all the Grandparents thing, they all met their maker before they had the pleasure of me.:-1
That is a real shame. My maternal grandfather died when I was five and I have no real memory of him just impressions. My other grandad died just before I turned 13, I lots of lovely memories of him but not enough (I was doted on so much by him - only granddaughter the others all boys).
My grandmothers are still alive aged 80 and 90 (on Sunday), much loved and cherished.
I am a step-nanny and it's one of the best things that has happened to me, such fun.
That is a real shame. My maternal grandfather died when I was five and I have no real memory of him just impressions. My other grandad died just before I turned 13, I lots of lovely memories of him but not enough (I was doted on so much by him - only granddaughter the others all boys).
My grandmothers are still alive aged 80 and 90 (on Sunday), much loved and cherished.
I am a step-nanny and it's one of the best things that has happened to me, such fun.
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
My grandad taught me.....
Raven;547751 wrote: I am positive it's just a grandparent thing. *sigh* I miss 'em. I really do. I got to keep mine well into my 30's.
you were very lucky to have them around that long raven
you were very lucky to have them around that long raven
My grandad taught me.....
Red;547754 wrote: you were very lucky to have them around that long raven 
I lived with them for the first five years of my life. Dad was in the army. And i remember my granpa would bring me something home in his lunchbox every day. He was my best friend. My granma taught me how to play yahtzee. LOL! And euchre!
I lived with them for the first five years of my life. Dad was in the army. And i remember my granpa would bring me something home in his lunchbox every day. He was my best friend. My granma taught me how to play yahtzee. LOL! And euchre!
~Quoth the Raven, Nevermore!~
My grandad taught me.....
Raven;547759 wrote: I lived with them for the first five years of my life. Dad was in the army. And i remember my granpa would bring me something home in his lunchbox every day. He was my best friend. My granma taught me how to play yahtzee. LOL! And euchre!
sounds lovely! i wish id had that, never knew my grandad same as my daughter wont unfortunately, maybe thats why im fascinated with other peoples tales of their grandads...btw whats euchre?
sounds lovely! i wish id had that, never knew my grandad same as my daughter wont unfortunately, maybe thats why im fascinated with other peoples tales of their grandads...btw whats euchre?
My grandad taught me.....
Red;547762 wrote: sounds lovely! i wish id had that, never knew my grandad same as my daughter wont unfortunately, maybe thats why im fascinated with other peoples tales of their grandads...btw whats euchre? 
It's a card game something like bridge. And I swear she was card sharp! LOL!
It's a card game something like bridge. And I swear she was card sharp! LOL!
~Quoth the Raven, Nevermore!~
My grandad taught me.....
oh right! oh aye grandparents are ALWAYS good at card games! mind you i remember when i was small my mam and dad having friends round every wknd playing cards....gamblers the lot of them!
My grandad taught me.....
Red;547769 wrote: oh right! oh aye grandparents are ALWAYS good at card games! mind you i remember when i was small my mam and dad having friends round every wknd playing cards....gamblers the lot of them!
Totally! Beer swillin card sharps, the lot! LOL! But oh my goodness I miss 'em!
Totally! Beer swillin card sharps, the lot! LOL! But oh my goodness I miss 'em!
~Quoth the Raven, Nevermore!~
My grandad taught me.....
Raven, you've reminded me of the times that Grandad and Dad used to sit for hours playing cribbage. Fond memories.
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
My grandad taught me.....
Raven;547772 wrote: Totally! Beer swillin card sharps, the lot! LOL! But oh my goodness I miss 'em!
i reckon its cos they were far more laid back then than we are these days...and its a well known fact that grannies and granpas spoil their grandkids rotten and let them get away with murder, my littlelegs already has her nana wrapped round her chubby little finger!
i reckon its cos they were far more laid back then than we are these days...and its a well known fact that grannies and granpas spoil their grandkids rotten and let them get away with murder, my littlelegs already has her nana wrapped round her chubby little finger!
My grandad taught me.....
Red;547781 wrote: i reckon its cos they were far more laid back then than we are these days...and its a well known fact that grannies and granpas spoil their grandkids rotten and let them get away with murder, my littlelegs already has her nana wrapped round her chubby little finger!
Yep I figure it's time I share the hootinannie tale with my two cherubs. LOL!
Yep I figure it's time I share the hootinannie tale with my two cherubs. LOL!
~Quoth the Raven, Nevermore!~
My grandad taught me.....
Raven;547789 wrote: Yep I figure it's time I share the hootinannie tale with my two cherubs. LOL!
you know what raven i may steal that one myself as its so cute! :wah:
you know what raven i may steal that one myself as its so cute! :wah: