Ask Jimbo anything ...anything at all

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:20 am

Jimbo, who is going to wind you up now that Hammy is no longer posting!

I think you should bombard her with posts and PMs!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:39 am

Elvira;549536 wrote: Jimbo, who is going to wind you up now that Hammy is no longer posting!

I think you should bombard her with posts and PMs!

no one can wind me up , you know that , i'm here if the hamster needs to talk to a moron she knows that , i try not to takes sides as i feel there are two sides to every story , but i feel the hamster has done so much for me i'd like to do something to help her , she must be terrified being on her own to bring up another child ,i have to say this though , when i went through a bad patch with a partner and things turned bad , lets face it crap happens , you love someone you break up ,your mad ,your hurting some one is saying nasty stuff ,you say nasty stuff back it gets out of control , fine for two adults but little kids in that atmosphere no no no no no its not on , this happened to me i saw the look on the kids face i just left my clothes , i just slept in a van no big deal i hear you say , it was minus 7 outside , i shook with cold every night for 3 weeks but that was better than knowing the kids were upset , and this day and age if your homless you can get help ,all i can say on the matter is OM I'M NOT TAKING SIDES THINK OF THOSE KIDS GO STAY WITH SOME FRIENDS you will feel better about yourself in the long run mate , i really thought i'd get through the day without upsetting any one , ps if anyone wants to give me crap do it right here i'm not going the pm route:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:09 am

goodmorning Jimbo! Happy valentines day! Do you think I will be offered the job I interviewed for yesterday? My interview lasted over 1 hour. I was the only candidate that did not have a ba or associates degree. I had the experience of 20 years . So, do you think I will be offered the job next week?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:15 am

Tater Tazz;549566 wrote: goodmorning Jimbo! Happy valentines day! Do you think I will be offered the job I interviewed for yesterday? My interview lasted over 1 hour. I was the only candidate that did not have a ba or associates degree. I had the experience of 20 years . So, do you think I will be offered the job next week?

no doubt about it

just how many cards did you get today then

suzy got loads i did not even get one from suzy:-1 , she says she cant remember where she put it and now has dashed out to the shops:-1

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:25 am

I got a card from my daughter!!! My husband had to tell me he sent me flowers for today, but I may not get them because of the weather. It's like a ice storm here. I do love the card from my daughter, she made it herself, it's so beautiful. So, did you get card?:D

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:27 am

Tater Tazz;549585 wrote: I got a card from my daughter!!! My husband had to tell me he sent me flowers for today, but I may not get them because of the weather. It's like a ice storm here. I do love the card from my daughter, she made it herself, it's so beautiful. So, did you get card?:D

i guess they have sold out of cards as she just phoned to say she is going to cook me a special dinner:-4 :-4

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:38 am

jimbo;549590 wrote: i guess they have sold out of cards as she just phoned to say she is going to cook me a special dinner:-4 :-4

That's going to be nice! I might do that for my hubby, or I will just open a can of something. Hahaha. Well, have a wonderful day, I must go now and play with my little one.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:41 am

Tater Tazz;549600 wrote: That's going to be nice! I might do that for my hubby, or I will just open a can of something. Hahaha. Well, have a wonderful day, I must go now and play with my little one.

i'm not saying anything at all ....

pinky

this is your job:wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:12 am

Pinky;549612 wrote: Are we talking about Mr Happy again?:wah:

maybe :wah: :wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:24 am

Happy Vagina day Jimbo. It is the job of every man to make all the V's happy today.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:53 am

YZGI;549689 wrote: Happy Vagina day Jimbo. It is the job of every man to make all the V's happy today.

thanks buddy , i hope you will be doing your bit for the v's too you know it will be hard if you dont :sneaky:

i mean you 'll be in for a hard time if you dont

no i mean she will be in for a hard time if you do

i mean women are hard too please ... wait that aint right ... i mean a hard man is good to find ... if your a woman .... a good man is finding it hard ... oh hard man is finding a good woman hard to please ..

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:56 am

jimbo;549697 wrote: thanks buddy , i hope you will be doing your bit for the v's too you know it will be hard if you dont :sneaky:

i mean you 'll be in for a hard time if you dont

no i mean she will be in for a hard time if you do

i mean women are hard too please ... wait that aint right ... i mean a hard man is good to find ... if your a woman .... a good man is finding it hard ... oh hard man is finding a good woman hard to please ..

There is no explanation dont even try. Besides I know your are actually a softy. I mean I reckon you are a softy I dont really know. I mean uh, forget it. See I told ya not to even try.

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:24 am

Hey jimbo,

remember the movie Sybil? If somebody had multiple personalities and was posting under different user-names, how would you know it was the same person?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:33 am

BH672;549716 wrote: Hey jimbo,

remember the movie Sybil? If somebody had multiple personalities and was posting under different user-names, how would you know it was the same person?

i have just checked you and wise guy are both online at the same time , but you could still be related ,

but you did join at the same time as soberanal ,

i'm on to you buddy , your just too funny to be any one else on here

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:12 pm

Why are their 40 people logged in and only a couple posting?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:19 pm

crazygal;549834 wrote: Why are their 40 people logged in and only a couple posting?

thatseasy crazy woman, they are as we speak behind the scenes

joining up in the very private i hate jimbo group , the way i'm performing on f g soon i'll be the only non member :-3 :-3 :wah:

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:20 pm

jimbo;549843 wrote: thatseasy crazy woman, they are as we speak behind the scenes

joining up in the very private i hate jimbo group , the way i'm performing on f g soon i'll be the only non member :-3 :-3 :wah:

Aww, not at all, they are just lurkers.

loser · Post by **loser** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:12 pm

Okay, I have a question for Jimbo but it will appear like a real stupid one.:-3

Anyway, as I am new here I don't know people and their relationships. And as you mention suzy and chantelle in your posts, I just wondered if you could explain the relationship of them to you. eg girlfriend,daughter,wife etc. And also which one is in your avatar photo?

Sorry if this is a stupid question, but your posts are always interesting, so it is handy for me to know who you are referring to

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:43 pm

loser;549898 wrote: Okay, I have a question for Jimbo but it will appear like a real stupid one.:-3

Anyway, as I am new here I don't know people and their relationships. And as you mention suzy and chantelle in your posts, I just wondered if you could explain the relationship of them to you. eg girlfriend,daughter,wife etc. And also which one is in your avatar photo?

Sorry if this is a stupid question, but your posts are always interesting, so it is handy for me to know who you are referring to

ok buddy no problem , suzy b is my lucky ..oops i mean lovely girlfriend

chantelle is my daughter that lives in the usa , i bought her up till she was 5 alone as a single dad ,the mom then pretty much snatched her away , i looked for her for 11 long years i got back in touch by a bazaar series of flukes i went over to see her in the summer and thanks to the people on f g i went out to see her in november , she is due to visit me for the first time next month to meet sophie the girl in my avatar who is her half sister and her two half brothers john 22 and chris 19 , after so much heart ache i cant tell how much this all means to us :-6 :-6

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:46 pm

jimbo;549930 wrote: ok buddy no problem , suzy b is my lucky ..oops i mean lovely girlfriend

chantelle is my daughter that lives in the usa , i bought her up till she was 5 alone as a single dad ,the mom then pretty much snatched her away , i looked for her for 11 long years i got back in touch by a bazaar series of flukes i went over to see her in the summer and thanks to the people on f g i went out to see her in november , she is due to visit me for the first time next month to meet sophie the girl in my avatar who is her half sister and her two half brothers john 22 and chris 19 , after so much heart ache i cant tell how much this all means to us :-6 :-6

Oh wow, that brought a tear to my eye, you really have been through it. *hugs*

loser · Post by **loser** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:49 pm

jimbo;549930 wrote: ok buddy no problem , suzy b is my lucky ..oops i mean lovely girlfriend

chantelle is my daughter that lives in the usa , i bought her up till she was 5 alone as a single dad ,the mom then pretty much snatched her away , i looked for her for 11 long years i got back in touch by a bazaar series of flukes i went over to see her in the summer and thanks to the people on f g i went out to see her in november , she is due to visit me for the first time next month to meet sophie the girl in my avatar who is her half sister and her two half brothers john 22 and chris 19 , after so much heart ache i cant tell how much this all means to us

Ahh okay. See it is was good I asked, I had it the wrong way around :wah:

Like i told you in other posts, i am very slow on the uptake

Thanks for the explanation. Am glad to see that life is good for you

It is a great story

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:49 pm

crazygal;549936 wrote: Oh wow, that brought a tear to my eye, you really have been through it. *hugs*

read my first ever post , that would bring a tear to a glass eye i was typing that with tears streaming down my face ,you can see why laughter and happiness are so very important to me :-6

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:53 pm

jimbo;549945 wrote: read my first ever post , that would bring a tear to a glass eye i was typing that with tears streaming down my face ,you can see why laughter and happiness are so very important to me :-6

OK I will do when I'm on my own.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:59 pm

crazygal;549951 wrote: OK I will do when I'm on my own.

ok if you want too, its up too you , its just one pathetic bald guys attempt to regain some happiness against all the odds and all that fate dumped on him:D

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:00 pm

I won't start with mine then. lol

My son is still up and reading over my shoulder half the time so I'll read it when he's in bed.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:02 pm

crazygal;549960 wrote: I won't start with mine then. lol

My son is still up and reading over my shoulder half the time so I'll read it when he's in bed.

oh please do crazy ass ,people that have fought back against the odds really inspire me ,please please

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:36 pm

Pinky;550025 wrote: Jimbo, who invented paperclips?

paper ones are useless the metal ones can be ok ,if used properly

in answer to your question ,er no idea

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:41 pm

Pinky;550042 wrote: Okay then...who invented those knobbly things on the ends of shoelaces?:D

oh no its the hamster ,only she could be this much of a torture :wah: :wah:

welcome back :-4

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:44 pm

Pinky;550050 wrote: No, it really is me (Monster) jimbo!!

Hammy has posted though!

i dont believe it :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:52 pm

Pinky;550060 wrote: I know! So what are the little knobbly bits on shoelaces?:wah:

knotts :wah: :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:59 pm

Pinky;550079 wrote: Take a *bow* for that one Jim!:wah:

Why are cactii spiky?

i think its to stop rodents such as desert rats and the wild lesser furred hamster from eating the flesh of said cacti , i still think this is the hamster but i'll play along

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:04 pm

Hamster;550088 wrote: Jimbo why do you think Pinky is me?

aha now this is pinky :wah: :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:20 pm

Pinky;550094 wrote: Agh!!! You wind up merchant!!! You got me as well!:-5

i love you guys :-4 :-4 :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:33 pm

Pinky;550120 wrote: We love you as well mate!:-4

now this is pinky ,hammy would of said all right chuck kidder or mushy peas pal or something :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:58 pm

Pinky;550163 wrote: Or eee by gum, there's nowt I wouldn't do for you Jim, hehe!:wah:

:wah: i 'm glad all is well again we all live and learn and in the long run of things this is just a small pot hole on the motorway of life , tell her to take care and not to worry , and you my scarlette pinkernell try not to worry all will be fine a couple of months down the line i'd like you both to meet chantelle and we will laugh at this little episode :-6 :-6

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:12 pm

Pinky;550184 wrote: That would be so lovely! I'm up for that. :-4

D'ya know what? Last night made me realise just how much stored up anger I have over the whole thing, but that i should be directing it at the person who brought it about (if anyone at all), not someone who happened to bring it to the surface temporarily.

When's Chantelle over?

the 2nd week in april , to put everything in prospective , my little pink pal i get down (no wisey i dont mean dancing)but sometimes you have to take a step back from your own life ,today my grumpy neighbour brian took me to one side and told me that the 18 year old girl across the street has cjd (mad cow) and only has a few weeks to live ,just 18 and going to die , suddenly me not having hardly any work my tools being stolen owing people lots of money for chantelles ticket did not matter anymore and as i played tennis today with my girl sophie (the one in my avatar ) i really thought to myself what a lucky lucky man i am :-6 :-6

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:18 pm

Monday i made 3 stinkies. yesterday, none. today, only one.

why did the Mongolians not build a boat and go kick around the Japanese when the Chinese built that big-ass wall??