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Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:57 am

its in the papers uk today that britney has shaved her head bald ,i think the look quite suits her , i have had dozens of text jokes about it from my mates i just wondered why no one on f g has ribbed me , you guys know i'd do it to you :wah: :wah:

i like her new look what do you guys think :sneaky:

@thesun.co.uk/celebbrity

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:06 am

Maybe because you look better then Brittney.....................

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:10 am

chonsigirl;554189 wrote: Maybe because you look better then Brittney.....................

er maybe i dont chonsi :wah:

i have just noticed my feeble attempt at a link does not work can any one please post a photo of it so as every one can have a look ,i really think she looks ok :sneaky:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:16 am

Oh Jimbo, you look better than Picard!

But, that is my love of the original Star Trek bias showing................

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:32 am

i have been watching the remastered original star trek , i have to admit it its by far the best , not as good as star gate though ,and if i get a tan i look like thilk ,the bald headed alien

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:32 am

Well see we like you Jimbo and unlike Britney you look very handsome without hair.

Notice it says "out of control?" If a guy had shaved his head no one would care but because it's skanky $1.75 Britney- a girl- she's "out of control."

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:33 am

helefra;554221 wrote: Awww come on Chonsi, you know you want to give him a kiss on the head. :p

I used to kiss my little bald grandpa on the head................:-4

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:58 am

gee thanks carter :-4 , by the way if any one wonders who carter is its the blond brainbox taking the mickey out of our handsome hero :sneaky:

oh and a bic is a razor

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:09 am

Is it just me or does she look like the back of her head was stuck in a vacuum?

You never know what your skull looks like until you shave your hair off.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:14 am

koan;554281 wrote: Is it just me or does she look like the back of her head was stuck in a vacuum?

You never know what your skull looks like until you shave your hair off.

i'd of thought the vacuum was inside her head buddy :wah: :wah:

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:15 am

Supposedly the hair stylist has already put the hair on ebay.....as well as several others "claiming" to have her hair .. How do you tell? DNA tests?

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:16 am

jimbo;554287 wrote: i'd of thought the vacuum was inside her head buddy :wah: :wah:

:wah:

Well, we've located the area that the aliens extracted her brain from.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:17 am

There was a brain? :-3

Red · Post by **Red** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:22 am

well im just getting a blank page when i click on her name, is this to spare me the horrific sight of her baldy nut?

Sweet Tooth · Post by **Sweet Tooth** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:10 am

Hey Jimbo, I think she looks like a small penis, what do you think??:wah: :wah:

Sweet Tooth · Post by **Sweet Tooth** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:12 am

Pinky;554395 wrote: 'Bic me baby one more time!' :wah:
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:16 am

OK..if one of us were to shave our head bald, would it be an international news event ?

Jimbo, you don't count...you're bald head is here in the garden for all of us to see!! And we do not mind looking at it. :-4

Red · Post by **Red** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:19 am

well ive just seen bicney and its left me totally.... unconcerned but its got to be better than those skanky hair plugs she was wearing

Red · Post by **Red** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:28 am

Pinky;554405 wrote: Or the really dodgy extensions! You could always tell where her real hair stopped!

Good old Baldy Spears, hehe!!!

exactly, i always wondered why somebody of her wealth couldnt get a decent head of hair!

money cant buy you class though :rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:45 am

Sweet Tooth;554394 wrote: Hey Jimbo, I think she looks like a small penis, what do you think??:wah: :wah:

your dispicable sweetooth brits hair dresser bicany spheres

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:11 am

I acutally feel really sorry for her generally.

It must be tough to be considered a has been, and have your whole nation laugh at you when you have so much of your life ahead of you. No one takes her seriously now, so where does she go from here?

It wouldn't surprise me if we see her (attempt) suicide pretty soon, then all the newspapers can make themselves feel better by pretenting they liked her all along (like they did with Diana)

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:21 am

Jimbo= shaved head

Bimbo=shaved head

Krambo= is he next

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:54 am

YZGI;554484 wrote: Jimbo= shaved head

Bimbo=shaved head

Krambo= is he next

good to see you back buddy ,its been busy while you have been gone ,you are not around then all the mayhem starts hmmmmmmmmm strange that hmmmmmmmmm

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:30 am

YZGI;554484 wrote: Jimbo= shaved head

Bimbo=shaved head

Krambo= is he next
I had a shaved head a few years back and there are photos to prove it.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:31 am

Apparently, Britney's been spotted out and about in a wig :-2

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:11 pm

I agree Red Britney hair had noting going for it, and neither does her shaved head other than it looks clean and in place...

Boy is she screaming for attention or what.

[QUOTE]well ive just seen bicney and its left me totally.... unconcerned but its got to be better than those skanky hair plugs she was wearing[/QUOTE]

Red · Post by **Red** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:12 pm

Uncle Kram;554566 wrote: Apparently, Britney's been spotted out and about in a wig :-2

so why did she shave her head if she wants hair then? :-2 silly mare

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:34 pm

This is item number 290085452324 on e-bay :wah:

NO THIS IS NOT BRITANY SPEARS HAIR...

IT BELONGS TO MY SON...

I COULD TELL YOU IT BELONGED TO BRITANY AND YOU WOULD BE NONE THE WISER...

I COULD TELL YOU THAT I WORKED AT THE SALON...SWEEPING HAIR AND YOU WOULD BE NONE THE WISER...

I COULD TELL YOU THAT I WAS THE DUSTMAN TAKING OUT THE RUBBISH THAT DAY AND YOU WOULD BE NONE THE WISER...

I COULD EVEN TELL YOU THAT I WAS THE LITTLE OLD LADY HAVING HER BLUE RINSE DONE IN THE CHAIR NEXT TO BRITANY AND YOU WOULD BE NONE THE WISER...

BUT I WONT LIE TO YOU...

THIS HAIR BELONGS TO MY 12 YEAR OLD SON...

SO IF YOU HAVE MONEY TO THROW AWAY PLEASE THROW IN MY DIRECTION AS I HAVE A 12 YEAR OLD THAT NEEDS NEW SCHOOL SHOES...

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ASK ANY QUESTIONS...

MANY THANKS

P.S I AM NOT A HAIR DRESSER AND HAVE NEVER CUT HAIR BEFORE SO THIS MAY COME WITH FREE EAR...OR AT THE VERY LEAST BLOOD SOAKED TISSUE

Red · Post by **Red** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:39 pm

Just saw bicney on the news wearing a dodgy blonde wig...what a dogs dinner! :wah: she cant even buy a decent looking hairpiece

911 · Post by **911** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:53 pm

What's really scary is this child is in charge of two children.

What if she decides that she wants her kids to look just like her and she shaves their heads?

Perhaps she's the polar opposite of Michael Jackson?

And why is it that everytime a celebrity does or says something stupid they go to rehab? Is that the equivelent of the principals office for regular people?

I think if these studios and record companys would start dropping people, they would sober up and walk straight. Haven't heard much from Tom Cruise since the company dropped him and he had to start his own company, have you?

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:00 pm

Speaking of Micheal Jackson, he denied today that he'd be making a guest appearance on American Idol. Idol producers have however promised that a very big star soon will be guesting on the show.

Methinks it will be

Sinead O'Spears.

:D

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:02 pm

JacksDad me thinks your could be right. :-3

[QUOTE]Methinks it will be

Sinead O'Spears.[/QUOTE]