A Smile Goes A Long Way

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:43 pm

Ok, here goes- the idea here is to leave a joke or a riddel , a smile goes a long way, and that can be just enough sometimes to make the day better:

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:16 pm

This is a tough one! I'll get back to you.

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:39 pm

Let me know if you need a hint, but your only allowed one hint ok.

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:37 pm

ok give it to me!

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:44 am

A stamp on an envelope?

Rosette · Post by **Rosette** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:53 am

OK How do you make toast in the jungle????

Rosette · Post by **Rosette** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:18 am

Noo silly put the bread under the Gorilla

Rosette · Post by **Rosette** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:30 am

the first is when you do something against the law and the second is a sick eagle :wah:

Rosette · Post by **Rosette** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:47 am

LMAO!!!!

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.

The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggie. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggie. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggie. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggie. "I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggie.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter, "but why have you only ordered water?"

The third piggie says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!'"

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:49 am

what gets wetter as it dries ??????

:sneaky: :sneaky:

Rosette · Post by **Rosette** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:52 am

jimbo;558496 wrote: what gets wetter as it dries ??????

:sneaky: :sneaky:

A towel!!!!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:08 am

Rosette;558499 wrote: A towel!!!!

ohh your good

well how do you keep an idiot in suspense

can you let soberano know i'll let him tomorrow :wah: :wah:

Rosette · Post by **Rosette** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:10 am

Jim I'll tell ya tomorrow hunni :yh_rotfl

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:14 am

Rosette;558512 wrote: Jim I'll tell ya tomorrow hunni :yh_rotfl

cow bag :wah: :wah:

Rosette · Post by **Rosette** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:18 am

right back at ya with nobs on :p

Rosette · Post by **Rosette** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:09 pm

Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?;)

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:19 pm

Rosette;559111 wrote: Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?;)

Rosette · Post by **Rosette** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:26 pm

jimbo;559120 wrote:

that first one certainly has a point...... its way too dangerous!

Rosette · Post by **Rosette** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:01 am

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,

interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a

woman.

For the final test, a CIA agent took one of the men to a large metal door

and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the

circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.

Kill Her!

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The

agent

said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go

home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went

into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with

tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go

home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to

kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were

heard,

one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood

the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death

with

the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them...

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:12 am

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That was good!:p