Why Men aren't published in Dear Abby

[Grumpaz]

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what

could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my

wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I

answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a

lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some

friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out

for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Anyway, I

have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just

didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I

decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to

park my Harley Davidson motor cycle next to the garage and then hide

behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came

home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed

that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is

this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Deadhead Fred

[BH672]

:wah: Hey, it's just a matter of priorities! :wah:

[Tater Tazz]

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[BH672]

Hey Grumpaz,

did Deadhead Fred ever get an answer from Abby?

[Grumpaz]

I"m not sure. But he sure got an answer from me!!! LOL

[crazygal]

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